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[[btw, rider’s been moved to over here]]

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❛ you know , frisbees are traditionally caught with your hands , not your face . ❜

On a top ten list on Things Rider Hates, Pantsing comes first; seagulls comes second, and frisbees are closing in on third.

He kneels over to pick it up, grumbling. Of course Akira had to throw in some smartass comment- you know, adding insult to injury… literally. At least it didn’t hurt too much.

“And you should know that frisbees are traditionally thrown to people, not at them.” Nevermind the lack of distinction.

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❛ you know , frisbees are traditionally caught with your hands , not your face . ❜

“Shut up.”

Someone could have easily argued that as an S+ turfer, Rider should’ve had the reflexes to at least dodge that. He’d argue that he shouldn’t have to be on guard 24/7. Cod, that thing better not have left a mark.

“Maybe if you watched where you were throwing that thing, it wouldn’t have hit me!”

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌  𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝐎𝐍𝐄  .

dream  daddy  is  a  game  released  by  game  grumps  ,  a  dating  sim  to  date  dads  ! feel  free  to  customize  as  you  wish  !

❛  right  .  yup  .  definitely  repressed  that  memory  .  ❜ ❛  weren’t  you  the  one  who  threw  that  flaming  tennis  ball  at  the  police  station  ?  no  -  wait  .  that  was  me  .  ❜ ❛  aw  man  a  nap  sounds  great  !  if  sleep  wasn’t  ,  you  know  ,  for  the  weak  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  someone  needs  to  do  a  three - point  turn  on  their  attitude  .  ❜ ❛  I  GOT  A  PROBLEM  WITH  AUTHORITY  !  ❜ ❛  you  can  never  be  too  sure  .  see  that  baby  in  the  stroller  over  there  ?  government  operative  .  ❜ ❛  you  know  ,  frisbees  are  traditionally  caught  with  your  hands  ,  not  your  face  .  ❜ ❛  children  in  general  are  just  …  tough  .  ❜ ❛  …  are  you  just  afraid  to  meet  new  people  ?  ❜ ❛  c’mon  ,  what’d  we  say  about  meeting  new  people  ? ❛  …  perhaps  i  should  leave  saying  “  baby  ”  to  the  professionals  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  in  no  way  fit  to  be  responsible  for  any  living  thing  ,  including  and  especially  myself  .  one  time  ,  i  drank  an  entire  jar  of  marinara  sauce  for  dinner  .  it   was  unholy  .  ❜ ❛  medium  sized  dog  ,  handkerchief  around  the  neck  ,  i  get  to  name  it  .  that’s  what  it’ll  cost  me  to  give  up  on  my  dreams  .  ❜ ❛  yeah  it’s  just  like  ,  my  entire  future  .  no  big  deal  .  ❜ ❛  are  you  actually  fine  or  are  you  just  saying  that  ?  ❜ ❛  okay  ,  cool  .  while  you  do  that  i’m gonna  do  some  drugs  and  commit  some  light  arson  .  ❜ ❛  i  would’ve  expected  you  guys  to  be  up  to  white  collar  crime  by  this  point  .  maybe  money  laundering  at  the  least  .  ❜ ❛  i  love  someone  who  knows  their  way  around  balls  .  ❜ ❛  i  -  i  ,  uh  .  don’t  normally  …  do  this  …  ❜ ❛  aw  man  .  i  was  kinda  hoping  you  had  gotten  kidnapped  and  i  was  gonna  have  to  come  rescue  you  .  ❜ ❛  …  have  you  been  reading  my  tweets  ?  nevermind  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  beautiful  work  in  progress  .  ❜ ❛  we  have  to  be  fashionably  late  .  who  shows  up  anywhere  on  time  ?  ❜ ❛  i’d  shake  your  hand  but  i  have  a  glass  of  wine  to  tend  to  .  ❜ ❛  this  plate  of  cookies  is  my  new  _____  .  bye  .  ❜ ❛  that’s  cold  blooded  .  i  like  that  .  ❜ ❛  kids  ,  right  ?  gotta  love  ‘em  .  you’re  required  to  by  law  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  tired  of  talking  to  old  dudes  who  blame  my  generation  for  the  failing  economy  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  just  have  to  accept  the  fact  that  as  an  adult  ,  i’ve  become  the  machine  i  once  raged  against  and  accept  my  fate  to  unironically  wear  socks  with  sandals  .  ❜ ❛  my  ,  do  you  know  how  to  treat  a  lady  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  might  have  taped  over  a  veggietales  VHS  with  the  shining  .  who  knows  .  ❜ ❛  he’s  probably  stuffing  dirt  into  his  mouth  .  who  knows  ?  toddlers  are  pretty  resilient  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  gonna  do  the  thing  where  you  wait  silently  for  me  to  come  home  in  the  living  room  with  all  the  lights  off  ,  are  you  ?  ❜ ❛  you  really  scared  me  .  just  …  please  don’t  do  that  again  .  ❜

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[[guess whos back and was absolutely not missed??? this binch]]

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agentheft‌:

The rat appreciated having his mask but… but it was a bit forcefully now! How rude! He puts one of his little tiny hands on Rider’s nose. “Squeak! Squeak squeak!”

‘ Rider! Help me! ‘

The rat sounded very distressed especially when it’s squeaking.

Poor thing seems pretty upset. Did they lose their owner or something? He could probably see if the mask was supposed to be some kind of collar-

“You know where your home is?” Like it’s going to answer, but his options are pretty limited right now.

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agentheft‌:

The mask comes off with no problem, and the rat’s face looks similar to an Octoling’s face mask. “Squeak… squeak squeak.”

‘ I feel naked without my mask… please put it back. ‘

He thumbs the back of the mask, not really feeling any adhesive. Weird.

It actually looks a lot like Akira now that he’s seeing it without the mask. It does have his markings after all-

Rider stops that train of thought, putting the mask back on a little forcefully.

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agentheft‌:

“…squeak.”

Please him, he’s too small and will get stepped on.

Rider picks up the creature despite his better judgement. It looks pretty clean- might’ve been someone’s pet.

He lightly tugs at the mask. It doesn’t seem to be attached by anything...

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Is that a... rat wearing a mask?

That’s actually kind of adorable.

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[[I’m gonna try and get drafts done sometime this weekend! Right now uni’s kicking my ass a little and I’m trying to adjust as best as I can.]]

[[In the meantime, here’s a coroika animatic i managed to get done??? it’s not great but i tried]]

[octolied-deactivated20201209]

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agentheft‌:

@metalopcd

“Rider, I got you a stick so I can-… why are you wearing that?”

“Listen.”

“Don’t even worry about it.”

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📺 give me a jojo reference you coward.

Jojo part 2: Battle Tendency

“And your next line is going to be ‘sorry I tried to sneak a cat into your house, Rider.’”

‘Tried’ was a little misleading, after all, Akira was pretty successful getting Morgana in here unnoticed. The cat was lounging on his bed, enjoying the pets he was getting from Rider. It was a step up from being stuffed in a bag. The inky black rider was discarded onto the nearly empty desk (save for some junk mail).

“Still, it’s probably for the best mom didn’t see him.” They’d probably still be in the entryway, waiting for her to stop making kissy noises.

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🌈

It was probably because it was so late at night; or because Rider was particularly tired, but he didn’t recognize Goggles at first. He simply ran over to the collapsed figure (who probably just tripped) to see if they were okay-- earphones hastily shoved into his pocket.

They didn’t seem hurt. Still, it didn’t hurt to check.

“Oi, the street’s a bad place to be taking a nap.” He lightly nudged the other’s shoulder, “get up.”

[molluscrimes]

Hey you like funky molluscs?  How about extremely good boys? Well we got a few good molluscs here! Along with some snarky boys! Can you reblog / like this if you’re interested in rping with a Splatoon multimuse? Mostly, focused on Coroika characters? They’re mostly headcanon based! 

Just note that this blog is a side blog! And will follow back on krakenhero!

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“You’re gonna tire yourself out doing that.”

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[ inky-anemone ] [ 🎧 ]

It’s funny because this is the type of music Rider listens to

“I am the beast, I am the earth, and I am the blood that fills the sky.”

“Nah, that’s probably a bit much.” He scratches his chin. Trying to come up with something for Nemi seems like a lost cause. She’s just too... cute? Nonthreatening’s more like it. He’s not sure either of them know why they started on this exercise.

Well, he’s here now.

“Let’s start simple. How about ‘You’re finished’?”