Ask me about my theories 🛸

SAPERE AUDE. Arthur E. Ortiz — he/him (OC RP ran by @darlingdragonsky !)

[metanaut-arthur]

Welcome, reader, to my journal FILLED with cryptids and ghouls alike! Read if you dare, but be warned—I walk paths no one else has DARED to travel!

What might we discover?

[metanaut-arthur]

hey sky do you want to hangout sometime this week

I beg your pardon? Who is Sky? I take it you’ve asked the wrong person, which is QUITE hard to do! Are you feeling okay?

[metanaut-arthur]

Do you actually believe this stuff...

Of course I do! Why, do you think I’m lying? I have concrete evidence for every single theory I lay down, which of course I would be happy to share!!!

I assume, anon, that you don’t believe me? It’s a shame that so many people are so close minded, really… Take the time to look around and point out some of the mysteries in your own life. You’ll start to see soon—nothing is always just as it seems, and soon enough you’ll come running right back to tell me I was right!

[metanaut-arthur]

arthur i'm hungry get me some chips with your employee discount

You can’t hide behind the mask of an anon, Dimitri! I know that’s you!! Also, no

[metanaut-arthur]

Hey arthur I found this locked box in the wood with a weird code on it and you like codes and stuff, can you figure out what it says?

"48 61 70 70 79 20 41 70 72 69 6C 20 46 6F 6F 6C 73 20 44 61 79 2C 20 41 72 74 68 75 72 2E"

“Maybe I should refresh on my cryptography knowledge…”

(ooc: little comic featuring @t3rrorbytez! bonus ⬇️)

[metanaut-arthur]

you should tell them ALL about that cool BOOK you found in the woods!

…book in the woods? Not sure what you’re talking about there, hahaha! I haven’t found anything like that :))

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You should wear more gold!

Should I? Do you think it’d suit me? :)

…that phrase feels so familiar…

[metanaut-arthur]

Opinions on jello

It’s fine? There are better desserts out there

[metanaut-arthur]

I believe I saw an alien on the outskirts of Owlcrest

REALLY?! What side of town? When? What did it look like? Did you get photos? PLEASE DM ME I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT THIS

[metanaut-arthur]

get me a free soda

No?? Who is this????

[t3rrorbytez]

How much do you know about hacking? If somebody asked you to would you be willing to teach them a thing or two about hacking? Hypothetically of course

arthur get the hell off of my page

[metanaut-arthur]

What made you think this is me?!1!?!?! I’d never ask such a thing!!! I have standards!!!! but also you didn’t answer the anon’s question. And you know its rude to leave somebody hanging

[metanaut-arthur]

I have a bug friend that would like to hear one of your many theories.

I’m not sure a bug could comprehend what I have to share, but I’d be happy to answer anyways!!! What is it that you— sorry, your bug friend wishes to hear about?! How ghosts manifest? Local cryptid sightings? Perhaps where the government has been storing extraterrestrials?!?!?

[metanaut-arthur]

Out of all of your theories, which one is your favorite? :)

That’s such a hard choice!!! How do I even rank them enough to choose a “favorite?!” My theories are all very important to me… I’ll go with the one I’m most devoted to.

I can’t say too much on this site (you’ll have to wait until I publish my work!) but I’ve been pouring years of my life into the theory of the multiverse—or as I call it, the quantum parallel omniversal theory.

Our universe is not the only universe to exist—rather, it is just one in an infinite expanse of parallel universes. Of course, this idea isn’t exclusive to just my research—many great scientists before myself have been theorizing on this for decades! However, I am the only one who’s been able to provide conclusive evidence that the multiverse does exist.

How I did that? Well… you’ll just have to wait and see! The suspense!!!

[metanaut-arthur]

What is your opinion on isopods!!

I think they’re quite interesting! My favorite is the giant isopod—I’ve always found it fascinating how they live in such extreme conditions.

They also look a bit like aliens, so… I guess I’m a little biased.

[metanaut-arthur]

tell me a theory theory boy

Don’t call me that.

[metanaut-arthur]

Do you believe in unicorns? :)

Of course! I’d never deny the existance of a creature with so much history behind it!

[griefcult]