*slurping noises*

lois when i need to write an article i write an article. when i need to blog i blog. when i need a panini i go to @panerabread

[thememedaddy]

[bonesbeetle]

had trouble sleeping last night and invented spiderball

[garaks-padded-bra]

Weewees beautiful life

[garaks-padded-bra]

Love her or Hate her she smelt that thing. Weewees beautiful life.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[binarycat64]

I thought this was an ad until i saw the comment.

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[seaemberthesecond]

Unfortunately, a lot of people's idea of feminism does not hinge on women are autonomous beings who deserve equal rights and opportunities, but instead on women are beautiful and precious objects that should be treated well which is not actually the same thing. At all.

[afriendofblahaj]

The same thing goes for people's idea of protecting children, where instead of viewing children as autonomous beings who deserve equal rights, respect, and opportunities, they view them as property to protect from outside damage or influence so they will grow up to be the perfect version their parents wants them to be. Which is also very much not the same thing. Every time someone cries protect the children, it's about protecting the parents property from outside harm, not protecting the child's emotions and wellbeing.

[spiribia]

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

[valhelos]

[orteil42]

terrified of unwittingly enjoying the shadows in the cave. the song you didn't know was a cover. the movie you didn't realize was a parody. the game you never knew was a bootleg port. and then even after you find out, there's something in you that still likes the shadow better than the real thing

[girldraki]

[chilewithcarnage]

[bitchautism]

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[delphinidin4]

[fagstaynight]

me: and the baby stewie is clever and talks. he is friends with brian the dog who also talks and likes to write

green troll: tell me more of this “lowest griffin”. perhaps he too is live under bridge? bridge in “quagmire of great filth”?

me: well quagmire is actually another character

green troll (frightened): spirit of land

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw walder of house white making milk of the poppy with that urchin jessaerys

[draculaforce]

shower curtain brushes against my leg in tha bath

me: uguh, a jelgyfish in here

[lustcannibalism]