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Do you have a Twitter?

No, I don’t. I do all of my musings here because my thoughts are more detailed than can be fit in 280 characters. ... He says in a response less than 280 characters...

Do you think your babies will inherit your superpowers?

It’s hard to say, my ability to get pregnant isn’t really a super power. I think it was just Syme’s continual presence (and very regular... moments of mind-shattering intimacy) that made my body adjust. Her alien DNA probably worked on mine and after enough time, I’m pregnant. Since the babies will be half-human and half-alien, it’s hard to say if they will be able to get pregnant but... I’d assume they will be. But then, if they’re female on their human side (since the alien side can gender shift) then it’s just normal and not a super...

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You meant my shadow powers, didn’t you? *facepalm*

So now that your all milky are you going to let Sharpshooter nurse from you?

I don’t know if I’d say I’m going to LET him, but I’m sure once he finds out I’m lactating he’s going to INSIST on sucking on my nipples. And the weird thing is... I’ll probably let him. Being pregnant gets me so horny and he’s admittedly handsome so.... I have a hard time saying ‘no’ to him.

Damn, just realized... hope Sharpshooter isn’t following my Tumblr...

Hey, if I may ask, what is your sexual orientation?

(Dusting off an old ‘ask’ here...)

Over the years, I’ve finally settled on what I think is the best answer to this question (for me). I explain myself as being “bi-sexual but heavily leaning to guys”. Basically, that means that I can be attracted to men and women, but it’s easier for a guy to get my attention.

Which is why Syme is so perfect for me. A humanoid alien with the ability to swap genders and be male one minute, female another... and yes, even inbetween? Yeah, that worked REALLY well for me. No wonder we had sex all the time.

Coming In

It finally happened. I knew it was going to start soon, I could just feel it, but last night, it started properly.

I’m lactating.

I went to a friend of mine, a cute cow guy himself, who was able to confirm that it was definitely milk. And, awkwardly enough, that it was good. I suppose if anybody is going to be an authority on milk, it would be a cow, right?

My pecs had been getting full and heavy in the past week or two and I kind of alluded to that here. But last night, as I was taking down a burglar who had been invading homes in the past few days, I felt it. I was chasing him down with my huge, heavy belly weighing me down when I tensed up and used my shadow powers - I really should just start with that these days.

When I approached to properly restrain the kid, I could tell he was looking at me funny. Now, I’m kinda used to that, being to big and pregnant, but after a minute or two, I realized my shirt was damp. Now, I’ve been wearing a dark shirt, but a glanced showed the fabric was darker, and damper. Two wet circles that were clinging to VERY fat nipples that were jutting against the fabric.

Like I said, not surprised, but with more than a year to go, I’m worried how much milk I’ll be producing when it’s finally time to have these babies...

(Thank you to s6lmonell6 for this wonderful piece of art!)

#mpreg malelactation

Damn, Syme did a good job filling you full of babies

Yeah, she certainly did. Again, it was an unexpected interaction between my human DNA and her alien DNA. I don’t think we ever talked about it, we just assumed we couldn’t make babies. That meant a lot of unprotected ‘fun’ without worry.

So it was a bit of a shock to find out that the exact opposite is what happened. A lot of babies and in ME!

Aren’t I lucky...

Sooo on I scale of one to ten how much are you obsessed with being pregnant

This is a hard one to answer. I don’t know that I can say I’m obsessed with being pregnant. Resigned, sure. Learning to accept and even enjoy it a bit, yeah. But obsessed? That’s a tough one to assess. I suppose we’ll find out two years from now after I give birth... and if I’m looking to do it all over again.

And yes, just even saying that implies that I’ve given it thought. And right now... I am leaning towards probably doing it. So, if I have to rank it on a scale...

6 out of 10, with a chance to rise!

Night Shadow, you’re a DILF

Ummmm... thank you? I can’t lie... that seems so odd to me. I mean, I think I’m swollen and huge and everything. To think that I’m a dad-to-be that you’d like to... you know... is something I’m still not quite used to hearing. Even though people, like Sharpshooter, keep telling me so.

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Wait... anonymous asker... are YOU Sharpshooter? I wouldn’t put it past you...

Are you going to post pictures of the babies after their born? Do you have any names set aside for them?

I’ve still got two years to go (I think) before I have to come up with a small army of names, so I’m not letting myself worry about that at the moment. As for pictures... I could do that. I don’t see any reason why not to.

when you get this, if you want, answer with five things that make you happy, then send it to the last ten people in your recent activity list 😍💌🎀❤️

1) First and foremost, my daughter (you know who you are)

2) A cool (but not too cold) evening with the stars out

3) Playing games

4) “Take On Me” by A-ha

5) Being pregnant

Since you’re pregnant, have you gotten more emotional?

I think so, in that I’m no longer as... stand-off-ish as I used to be. Before I got knocked up, I wouldn’t have talked to anybody. And Syme was an exception (damn sexy empath that can read emotions!) that knew how to work with that loner mentality.

Now I’m a bit more open to talk. I mean, this blog alone is something that I would never have imagined before getting pregnant. It’s odd... you’d think having a massive pregnant belly would make me want to hide even more than I was... but in a weird way... I want to share it.

When your milk comes in and you get boobs are you going to wear a bra?

Depends on how big my boobs get, I suppose. But with milk starting to come in recently and still a year and a half to be pregnant, I get the feeling I’ll be making a lot of milk by the time the babies are actually born.

If you weren’t a super hero, what would you do as a career?

Interesting question, I’ve never really thought about it. I really don’t know! Although... I have been watching a lot of “Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away” on YouTube about debt collection enforcers in the UK and that looks like a challenging job that lets you be both tough but also compassionate, depending on the situation.

I’m sure that it’s difficult to feed all those babies! How much do you have to eat?

I finally had to admit that I was going to eat as much as I could whenever I could. When I first got pregnant, I was still in that ‘constantly dieting and working out’ mindset that most heroes have (those spandex defining costumes usually don’t come with muscle padding... though I do know one big time hero who does...)

But after getting pregnant, I realized I was hungry all the time. And I wanted to eat all the time. But I tried to resist until Syme convinced me I had growing babies to feed. Finally I started eating more... and realized most of the extra calories were going to the babies. I was staying relatively healthy, swelling with child, and eating a ton.

Being pregnant does have some perks...

Is Syme well hung?

Depends on who you ask. Since Syme is a genetically created species designed to order, so to speak, it depends on the client. Syme would tell me she was of average size... while her rather ample endowments were convincing me she was huge!

Night, does your belly stay warm? Do the other heroes crowd around your womb to stay warm in the winter?

Ha ha.

Yes, I stay warm ALL the time. Summer is the worst since it’s already hot out and I can’t stay in a pool forever! Crimes don’t happen in the walk-in freezers of restaurants. Alleyways don’t have AC...

But no, I’m not THAT warm. Sharpshooter may enjoy warming his hands up on my womb, but I think that’s just his excuse to feel me up.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Shadowwwwwwwwwwwww

I hear your cry for help, civilian and I’m rushing to your aid.

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It just might take a while. These babies are really slowing me down...

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