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@methsexandshards
Funniest Shit You Will Ever See
Ha Ha, “Don’t cut of me tail bitch!!”
What the fuck
Reblog if it's okay to talk dirty to you 😈🍆💦
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Trying to add as many as I can.
It sure does 😏
Always 😏
When you get to the point i have and you do a1/4 zip a day by yourself its time to rethink somethings !!! Like where can i get a bigger bubble ? Or a bigger hot rail tube ? ?💡💡💡💰💰💉💉☠☠
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Always.
Of course
Lots of them
Sure does
Spot a Sociopath
10 signs for spotting a sociopath
#1) Sociopaths are charming. Sociopaths have high charisma and tend to attract a following just because people want to be around them. They have a “glow” about them that attracts people who typically seek guidance or direction. They often appear to be sexy or have a strong sexual attraction. Not all sexy people are sociopaths, obviously, but watch out for over-the-top sexual appetites and weird fetishes. #2) Sociopaths are more spontaneous and intense than other people. They tend to do bizarre, sometimes erratic things that most regular people wouldn’t do. They are unbound by normal social contracts. Their behavior often seems irrational or extremely risky. #3) Sociopaths are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or remorse. Their brains simply lack the circuitry to process such emotions. This allows them to betray people, threaten people or harm people without giving it a second thought. They pursue any action that serves their own self interest even if it seriously harms others. This is why you will find many very “successful” sociopaths in high levels of government, in any nation. #4) Sociopaths invent outrageous lies about their experiences. They wildly exaggerate things to the point of absurdity, but when they describe it to you in a storytelling format, for some reason it sounds believable at the time. #5) Sociopaths seek to dominate others and “win” at all costs. They hate to lose any argument or fight and will viciously defend their web of lies, even to the point of logical absurdity. #6) Sociopaths tend to be highly intelligent, but they use their brainpower to deceive others rather than empower them. Their high IQs often makes them dangerous. This is why many of the best-known serial killers who successfully evaded law enforcement were sociopaths. #7) Sociopaths are incapable of love and are entirely self-serving. They may feign love or compassion in order to get what they want, but they don’t actually FEEL love in the way that you or I do. #8) Sociopaths speak poetically. They are master wordsmiths, able to deliver a running “stream of consciousness” monologue that is both intriguing and hypnotic. They are expert storytellers and even poets. #9) Sociopaths never apologize. They are never wrong. They never feel guilt. They can never apologize. Even if shown proof that they were wrong, they will refuse to apologize and instead go on the attack. #10) Sociopaths are delusional and literally believe that what they say becomes truth merely because they say it! Charles Manson, the sociopathic murderer, is famous for saying, “I’ve never killed anyone! I don’t need to kill anyone! I THINK it! I have it HERE! (Pointing to his temple.) I don’t need to live in this physical realm…”
PSA: (METH USERS) HOW TO PASS URINE Test with $1!
YES JUST A FREAKING DOLLAR!
+ This works if you follow instructions to a tee, I cannot guarantee results based on your carelessness or body composition. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!
+ I have tested this out before and it works! Works on both INSTANT drug tests or the kind they send away to the laboratory.
+ TEST THIS AT HOME BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING TESTED WITH YOUR OWN TEST. This method only works if you know hours ahead of time, at least 4 hours but preferably 6 hours.
+ You will need considerably reduce your dosage for those 6 hours. I recommend trying to stay abstinent for those 4-6 hours but I realize not every one can do that.
MATERIALS :
Baking Soda- 2-4 tablespoons Depending on your weight, tolerance, and ect.
64 oz Water -Divided into 2- 32 oz cups. BIG GULPS from 7-11 are PERFECT!
Baking Soda- .75 cents + FREE WATER = < $1.00
I think if you are over 150 LBS- 4 heaping tablespoons is more than enough.
Below 150 LBS - 3 heaping tablespoons is also enough.
SKINNY MINNY PIPE PRINCESSES below 100 LBS- 2 tablespoons is enough.
WATER STAYS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT.
6 HOURS BEFORE TEST- take 32 oz of WATER and half of your baking soda dose and dissolve it in the water. You DRINK THE ENTIRE 32 OZ of WATER in one sitting.
PEE JUST ONCE IF POSSIBLE BETWEEN 1st batch of water and second.
3 HOURS BEFORE TEST- Drink HALF OF THE REST OF THE WATER/BAKING SODA.
Pee if needed.
You can take the other 16 oz of water/BS mix with you when you test since you are going to have to pee once you are there. Drink it right before you get there.
TAKE DRUG TEST. PASS WITH FLYING COLORS.
“You can thank me now.” - DRAKE
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?!?!?- SCIENCE BEHIND IT.
Baking Soda makes an amphetamine or methamphetamine high more potent. It intensifies the effect and can lead to an overdose so don’t take too much baking soda. It will make your high really intense but it’s because you amphetamine plasma levels will be really high as this all happens at the cellular level. Baking soda Is 1 of 2 drugs that make your urine alkaline so amphetamines can’t leave your body thus they remain active, for another 6 hours. Also amphetamines are nearly unchanged and the metabolites that do exist are also amphetamines. Amphetamines can only exert from your body when your urine is acidic <6.0 ph.
You will have a stomach ache and you will piss out of your asshole. It’s not fun. You will be miserable. But you will stay out of jail, juvy, keep your job or kid. All while smoking meth. Aint life grand?
@daddyissuescam
REBLOG ! SPREAD THE WORD!
Fuck yes
just in case
@spinning-beauty
PSA: (METH USERS) HOW TO PASS URINE Test with $1!
YES JUST A FREAKING DOLLAR!
+ This works if you follow instructions to a tee, I cannot guarantee results based on your carelessness or body composition. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!
+ I have tested this out before and it works! Works on both INSTANT drug tests or the kind they send away to the laboratory.
+ TEST THIS AT HOME BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING TESTED WITH YOUR OWN TEST. This method only works if you know hours ahead of time, at least 4 hours but preferably 6 hours.
+ You will need considerably reduce your dosage for those 6 hours. I recommend trying to stay abstinent for those 4-6 hours but I realize not every one can do that.
MATERIALS :
Baking Soda- 2-4 tablespoons Depending on your weight, tolerance, and ect.
64 oz Water -Divided into 2- 32 oz cups. BIG GULPS from 7-11 are PERFECT!
Baking Soda- .75 cents + FREE WATER = < $1.00
I think if you are over 150 LBS- 4 heaping tablespoons is more than enough.
Below 150 LBS - 3 heaping tablespoons is also enough.
SKINNY MINNY PIPE PRINCESSES below 100 LBS- 2 tablespoons is enough.
WATER STAYS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT.
6 HOURS BEFORE TEST- take 32 oz of WATER and half of your baking soda dose and dissolve it in the water. You DRINK THE ENTIRE 32 OZ of WATER in one sitting.
PEE JUST ONCE IF POSSIBLE BETWEEN 1st batch of water and second.
3 HOURS BEFORE TEST- Drink HALF OF THE REST OF THE WATER/BAKING SODA.
Pee if needed.
You can take the other 16 oz of water/BS mix with you when you test since you are going to have to pee once you are there. Drink it right before you get there.
TAKE DRUG TEST. PASS WITH FLYING COLORS.
“You can thank me now.” - DRAKE
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?!?!?- SCIENCE BEHIND IT.
Baking Soda makes an amphetamine or methamphetamine high more potent. It intensifies the effect and can lead to an overdose so don’t take too much baking soda. It will make your high really intense but it’s because you amphetamine plasma levels will be really high as this all happens at the cellular level. Baking soda Is 1 of 2 drugs that make your urine alkaline so amphetamines can’t leave your body thus they remain active, for another 6 hours. Also amphetamines are nearly unchanged and the metabolites that do exist are also amphetamines. Amphetamines can only exert from your body when your urine is acidic <6.0 ph.
You will have a stomach ache and you will piss out of your asshole. It’s not fun. You will be miserable. But you will stay out of jail, juvy, keep your job or kid. All while smoking meth. Aint life grand?
@daddyissuescam
REBLOG ! SPREAD THE WORD!
Fuck yes
just in case
@spinning-beauty
We will see !!