ashlyn

uhhh idk i make songs i guess | she/her

[methylenerue]

i’m afraid you can’t frog blink your way out of this one, buster

[methylenerue]

i have. absolutely no recollection of posting this

[methylenerue]

i’m afraid you can’t frog blink your way out of this one, buster

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[akana-electric]

[dsunearthed]

"Color boost" keitai, 2006

[mist-etc]

big glass of water is evil and counterrevolutionary cause it makes me not want to eat my kitkats

[z0mbieedeann]

5:03am and I’ve woken up maybe 30 minutes ago from a quick drunken nap and have spoken to my maybe partner (still no clue what’s happening with that) and have finally admitted that I had a headache from chugging a monster in 3 goes not long before opening our ciders and it probably wasn’t the best idea because my head was very wobbly throughout the bottle. I’m very glad to have 2 great friends / partners? that accept my need for sleep the second I drink any form of alcohol. I don’t know why I’m writing this but I read my maybe partners post and wanted to join in for some reason.

Don’t drink while not 100% you’ll probably fall asleep for a bit and wake up 2 hours later.

And it’s also a bit silly.

[methylenerue]

‘quick drunken nap’ homeslice you were out for like three and a half hours 😭😭

[z0mbieedeann]

ATTENTION JAMES MARRIOTT FANS !!!!!

Hi hello I have made another music video with my friends and it’s been uploaded to youtube and once again I thought I’d share it here so people can find it and hopefully enjoy it !! I worked really hard on this one and I’m very proud of it so I hope you like it !! :))

Thank you to @jimboopanic and @methylenerue for staring in the video and helping out a bunch during the filming process and especially the editing process by providing me with a crap load of monster <3

[methylenerue]

GO. ALL OF YOU HOMOSEXUALS GO FORTH AND WATCH. YOU WILL ENJOY THIS VIDEO

[z0mbieedeann]

ATTENTION JAMES MARRIOTT FANS !!!!!

Hi hello I have made another music video with my friends and it’s been uploaded to youtube and once again I thought I’d share it here so people can find it and hopefully enjoy it !! I worked really hard on this one and I’m very proud of it so I hope you like it !! :))

Thank you to @jimboopanic and @methylenerue for staring in the video and helping out a bunch during the filming process and especially the editing process by providing me with a crap load of monster <3

[z0mbieedeann]

ATTENTION JAMES MARRIOTT FANS !!!!!

Hi hello I have made another music video with my friends and it’s been uploaded to youtube and once again I thought I’d share it here so people can find it and hopefully enjoy it !! I worked really hard on this one and I’m very proud of it so I hope you like it !! :))

Thank you to @jimboopanic and @methylenerue for staring in the video and helping out a bunch during the filming process and especially the editing process by providing me with a crap load of monster <3

[methylenerue]

feel uneasy. breathing feels weird. very aware of everything. drinking after a monster and no food was very stupid

[methylenerue]

it is two twenty-five on a sunday in july. i am reading solitaire with my fiance and our maybe-boyfriend asleep at my feet. i am on my second 500ml 8.2% abv bottle of henry weston’s vintage cider of the evening, but they both fell asleep ‘for a little bit’ after one - despite both being adamant that they can drink far more than me. i was very drunk an hour ago, and i am approaching that state again. i want this. i enjoy being drunk, which i am sure will become a major problem for me later in life. i know that i may have a panic attack after i finish reading, especially if i become fully drunk again, and i know that i am fast approaching the part of the book where tori goes a bit insane. this does not bother me. i know many things, and i am many things. i am happy, and i am sad. my emotions move like the wind, and change just as swiftly. i am a little drunk. i love almost everyone and i hate almost everyone. i need to hide the empty bottles for personal reasons but i am going to finish reading first. i have just clicked my neck loudly twice, and tried a third but it didn’t happen. i am sad that i know so many people who are sad. why can’t they be happy? i am tired but i must watch my fiancé and our maybe-boyfriend because i am scared they will aspirate if i do not. my fiancé is quite still; our maybe-boyfriend twitches a lot in his sleep. i love them both and i hate people close to them both. i am drunk and i have a lot of thoughts. this has taken me twelve minutes to type out. i know these things both to be true.

[daisymaestinkus]

Most beloved beast

[methylenerue]

i’m such a bronco girlie what a fucking banger song thank you pigeon pit

[methylenerue]

sidenote i know already bronco’s gonna be a staple of my live set when i actually start playing shows again

[methylenerue]

i’m such a bronco girlie what a fucking banger song thank you pigeon pit

[harborfreight]

$12 is the new $5

[the-lesbian-of-zelda]