hentai is good

Hi i'm mia and i'm a mess

[aphroditejpeg-deactivated201807]

my bi girl ass when anyone insults lesbians on this website

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

my lesbian ass when anyone insults bi girls on this website

[the8thsphynx]

“Mandy! You’re not gonna believe this! I just ate 18 and-a-half Atomic Cream Filled Frenzy Cakes!”

“And…”

“HARFGFGHARGHANAHGERFNOM”

“NINETEEEEEEEEN!!”

“NINE-TEEN-ATOMIC-AH-FRENZEH-CAKES-AH!”

[miaisspicy]

hey do you have any characters that you want to be drawn? i want to draw fanart for you bc ur such a nice person but tbh i've got no idea what to draw

god im so sorry im only answering this now i havent been on here for so long!! i dont mind whatever character you choose but AA PLS DONT FEEL OBLIGATED TO DRAW FOR ME!!! ; 0 ;

[teuer]

ᵖˢˢˢᵗ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ﹖﹖

[oofology]

yeah…. you got your end of the deal?

[teuer]

here you go… just like you said… one turtle…. now where’s my request?

[oofology]

One frog…. Just like you wanted

[teuer]

good… thanks…. now leave forever….

[fortooate]

[wearealldaisy]

Visit Original Link

Mario did it, Wario did it, thanks to Deanna Mustard it is Daisy’s turn now!

[sixthrock]

actual audio of me bursting into the room every time someone mentions video games

[mahboi]

Open RP

“Fat dog….where are you my friend..?”

[3dmonstermaze-remade]

[mahboi]

“Tell me again…..tell me again about the pasta!”

[3dmonstermaze-remade]

“iss pretty good stuff my man”

[mahboi]

[mahboi]

[mahboi]

[mahboi]

[fukkce]

“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

[dopeybeauty]

jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse

this was an actual episode

[yawnquixano]

Within two bars I knew this was a riff on “Everybody’s free to wear sunscreen” and sure enough, it was. Which, I’m not mad at; I had a certain fondness of it, even if my 9th grade brain thought it was far cleverer than it actually was.

For the nostalgia:

[freepalest1ne]

[sipnsyphe]

Nope.

[chandrar-nalaar]

when your teacher is trying to teach you how to cast fireball

[gservator]

+3 to Intellect

[teampokepals76]

If anybody’s wondering what’s happening here, this clip made it onto Outrageous Acts of Science, and they explained that this teacher was demonstrating the Leidenfrost effect, which is basically when you place a droplet of a liquid on a surface that’s far hotter than its boiling point. The part of the drop touching the hot surface turns into vapor and forms a cushion that the rest of the drop rests on top of, which causes it to skid across the floor so quickly. The substance the teacher uses in the video is liquid methane. But methane has a really low boiling point. Like, about −160 °C low. So once it touches the comparatively hot floor, the Leidenfrost effect comes into play, and it slides across the floor. The issue is though, methane is colorless, so you can’t normally see it. Thankfully (in this demonstration), methane is also very flammable, so he sets it on fire before dumping it onto the floor so you can see it as it moves. Definitely a cooler demonstration of the Leidenfrost effect than dropping a little water in a hot pan. Or hotter, if you like puns.

[paint-the-sky-lilac]

THANKS FOR EXPLANATION SCIENTIFIC SIDE OF TUMBLR

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[dutchster]

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[tariqah]

Time to buy a guillotine

[tomatobeans-blog]

Okay, so I was going about my usual business, looking at some Steven Universe fanart, looking up stuff, when I stumble upon Wikipedia.

They’re in trouble.

Guys, I know that not all of you live in the U.S., but if you do, I want you to go to Wiki right now and donate. Legit, its the first thing that should pop up on Wiki. Whatever you have left over, donate, and don’t forget: big companies have tried to buy Wikipedia, but by making small donations, people have kept it the reliable, up-to-date, FREE encyclopedia, so keep it free and keep donating.

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

[duendealexis]

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

[just-shower-thoughts]

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

[scribblerextraordinaire]

The Scots were right all along

[zahracusdottir]

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

[bckyrdfuneral]

the Scots were right all along

[odall]

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