[adventurous-ally]

One of my favorite senior pictures! 

[dreamwurks-deactivated20171118]

Every American white teen boy movie

My name is alex and I go to parkvale high school. It’s your typical high school with the cheerleaders, jocks, goths and the nerds. *camera zooms in on average looking white brunette boy with a wavy fringe* And yep, that’s me. One of the nerds. But that girl? *pan to typical blonde cheerleader in small skirt* That’s Alicia. She’s sooooo hot. I’ve been in love with her since elementary school. But she’s dating jarred *yet another typical white boy walks on camera* he’s our jock and super popular. He’s always bullied me. But now prom is coming up and maybe I can impress her with my two equally dull white male friends

[pleatedjeans]

[bourneblack-deactivated20191113]

possible causes of civil war

[findingmy-path]

omg this was so accurate

[civilwhore]

me on the left tbh..

[eternallyyouth]

Who the fuck says to-MAH-to?

[livingintheplaza-blog]

it should be to-MAR-to

[eternallyyouth]

Tuh-MAY-tur

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[danielkanhai]

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

[sheriffsunshine]

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

[vapooreon-deactivated20140405]

petition to have Raven Symone on the next season of American Horror Story

[pancakepunks]

AS A PSYCHIC

[bigspender]

[miamia1121]

I've had enough

[panfriedglory]

Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty, So check out how we live in the electric city!

Parental advisory: explicit content

[miamia1121]

Big Brother bringing me all this unnecessary stress

[lunarsmooch]

someone just said “you can’t be a real big brother fan of you didn’t watch when it first came on.”

bitch, I was 2 YEARS OLD WHEN BIG BROTHER PREMIERED IM SORRY.

[zeverettes]

When you’re so disliked that everyone hates you more than people who aren’t even in the house.

[takoinche]

[purrseffoni]

😂😂😂

[yattiyatti]

[yattiyatti]

Women of color graduating! 
Syracuse University 
💁🏽💁🏾🎓😍

[miamia1121]

welcome back :))

Lol thank you!! ❤️☺️

[pleatedjeans]

[transpondster]

Wisconsin player Nigel Hayes whispers comment into hot mic about a woman in the press room, realizes the whole room heard him.

[shecalleditsavagery]

This is so adorable, I can’t stop watching.