micaelamalice

[micaelamalice]

My world. Also, happy 7 months Abbi! https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSFbW6ntUs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yftnbf1j6d99

[micaelamalice]

I'm effing majestic, betch. https://www.instagram.com/p/BvPTyA1ncHj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1otfsz2ggo4h7

[just-shower-thoughts]

The hospital bill for whenever your parents had you was technically how much you cost.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you walk through a grocery store and they are playing good music. You have become their target demographic.

[rejisol]

Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up

[princessparadoxical]

Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.

[uozlulu]

Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts

[vorpalgirl]

….well this is a psa that needs to go around

[spacemancharisma]

I tagged one of my drawings as “well mark me down as both scared and horny” and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so… “horny” too, apparently

[nerdgasrnz]

One of my comics wasn’t showing up in tumblr tags until I removed all my tags with the crass language in it. (”shitposting” and “bitch” were the 2 I suspected) Then it conveniently started appearing publicly in the tags.

[raeseddon]

Oh my god this site really did become catholic

[hjbender]

The following tags are (also) no longer searchable:

erotic orgasm bdsm sexual* vagina breasts foreskin suicide semen ejaculation foreplay masturbation

*Note: this includes combined search terms such as “sexual health”, “sexual help”, “sexual orientation”, etc. 

Tags that are still searchable:

white pride white power whites only aryan volkisch n*gger ch*nk and probably every racial slur you can think of, I was too nauseated to look anymore

[magic-of-eternity]

[micaelamalice]

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[365daysofhorror]

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark has been uploaded to YouTube!!!!!!! Watch them all here

[micaelamalice]

Ethan (& Abbi) meeting Grandpa for the first time. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsgXoJMnPzl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fkcam39x6lus

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[micaelamalice]

Hanging out in the deck with Grandma and Gramps. #Ethanchild #Summer2018 (at Cheboygan, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqeIlNWHQCA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=edv59pxf6dzv

[micaelamalice]

#summer2018 #Ethanchild https://www.instagram.com/p/BqeIUNDHE5w/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=abrxziwvm4zf

[micaelamalice]

Ethan looks so thin here. Here's definitely filling out. Working on the Audi with dad. #summer2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BqeIJANH_1e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wci53201pol3

[micaelamalice]

Look how little my baby was! 1yr old Ethan! #Dadandme #Ethanchild #Hockey4life #thatssohockey https://www.instagram.com/p/BqeHtzVHD6b/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5x08p9de0vqr

[micaelamalice]

He's such an amazing big brother. #Ethanchild #Abbigirl https://www.instagram.com/p/BqeHd8inNAr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1otm4g9u4xzd4

[micaelamalice]

He looks so much more like his father. There's still a bit of me there, I think. #Ethanchild #minimichael https://www.instagram.com/p/BqeG7aLHx4t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=m8jitw3hksr9