If you're only here to interfere with TV Time, then GET OUT!!!!!
That's right, I'm Motormouth Mike, the microphone who never stops talking, all day, all night, 24/7/365! The real @tv-time-offical's right hand mic! I handle his therapy, psychology, analogies, first aid, LAST aid, his lemonade, his grenades (DON'T ask about that), his eye drops, his nose drops, his cough drops, and more that I would list but APPARENTLY I'm yapping too much.
And if you think this blog looks unfinished, then SHUT UP!!! I'M BUSY!! But that's pretty much it, unless there's more which I CLEARLY intentionally left out
(Uh... boss, I think you's forgot somethings...)
(I SWEAR, IF IT'S IMPORTANT-)
(...I thinks Pluey's gots it already. Also, you seems tired.)
(I DON'T NEED SLEEP, CAFFEINE AND SPITE FUELS ME)
🎵🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵!!! :D (Pronouns!!! :D)
Small Mike: he/him
Cat Mike: he/him
Cowboy Mike: they/them
(We's also got a new update as of... uh. Apparently June of 2026 'cording to some calendar. This blog's connected to somethin' called @blanksketchbook, I think. I's didn't know what that was, but it's also part of this blog thing.)
🎵🎶🎵🎵 :3 (Tags :3)
#the microphone who croons and groans! : in-character posts
#can't tune me out nosiree yessiree! : reblogs + reblog responses
Hey, boss, we's got a new ask. It's from somewhere else, but I thinks it was meant for us. Says "have you felt more watched than normal?" Uh... do we got an answer for that?
"Do you feel more watched-?" Okay, who thinks this is funny to send?! We're NOT being watched... except for by those weird eyes in the dark that are either pink and yellow or orange and yellow... I can't tell what the first color is. BUT! BUT I FEEL THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF WATCHED OKAY?!
『I don't think there's a normal amount to feel watched :P』
Hi. We's got an update on stuff, uh... I thinks boss got the details down over here.
Okay, okay hand the mic over to me, rubberbrain, this is an IMPORTANT announcement we've been given and we can't have any mess ups. First up: we got Pluey a translator. He still sounds like a saxophone, but SOMEHOW you guys will be able to understand him. Say hi, Pluey.
『Nice to speak to you all!! Hello ^^ :3』
How did you do that- NEVERMIND! Part TWO of this! I barely understand this paper I was given, but something about how "we stay silly, but we ball with lore for @blanksketchbook"- WHO WROTE THIS?! Whatever.... "Important" posts, or whatever, will be tagged with a new special tag, whatever that means, but we'll still be an official-
Boss, I thinks you mean offical.
What do you mean we misspelled official? WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU CORRECT ME?!
Oh! Glad to hear that, then. I think I's got spell check, though. Apparently, that's the squiggly line things that sometimes happens.... I don't think anyone uses it unless it's for business-like things
