Montreal

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[cassandraebner]

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

[durnesque-esque]

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

[bei-fong-appreciation-blog]

how did you do that so smoothly? 

[bumbleshark]

thats some broadway musical shit

[haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey]

But seriously, I think I love you.

[0601254-deactivated20140502]

heck no, i’m callin dibs

[durnesque-esque]

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

[durnesque-esque]

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[alternativeemilk]

 Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart

[michaelhurt]

Excuse me

[tendie-defender]

[xxxtictacion]

I bet everyone who reblogs this has a massive penis

[doujinshi]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

smh, big feel

[michaelhurt]

Where do I apply to be the guy who buys all the death row inmates their last meals

[tru]

Natalia Petri

[michaelhurt]

Big change squad

[yua]

Serena Motola by Simone Komine

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

Andy Rementer

[soundsof71]

Iggy Pop (with one toenail painted black), LA 1973, by Leee Black Childers

[michaelhurt]

[aanniimmee-deactivated20141218]

[marktaylordavidson]

Natasha, 2017

[michaelhurt]

Nice

[chromeandlightning]

Bill Mayer ‘85

[nevver]

Darkness on the edge of town, Kyle Kim

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]