not classy

michael | 20s | it/its

[deathlonging]

ppl will be like dom shortage and then say every dom is secretly yearning to be submissive once they go to therapy and get over their childhood trauma and forgive their father and choose love

[michaelplastics]

the cruel joke of my existence is that in principle I know my continued existence doesn't rely on pleasing authority figures and I want to encourage others to defy authority basically as they feel like it, but the idea of someone in charge of me being Mad At Me still feels like being killed with hammers

[michaelplastics]

I said this to my friends on discord but I got hurt at work and my first thought was like 'I hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone' and then 'i hope everyone who's mad at me about this doesn't kill me too badly' and then 'I'm autistic and got hurt so someone is going to take away my autonomy about this' and then like 50th down the list was like. concern for my own human body. okay

[michaelplastics]

my priorities in descending order of importance apparently:

1. continued existence as a social entity

2. autonomy

[...]

10. not being mildly inconvenienced

11. yaoi

12. recreational drugs

[...]

29. tinis and bruschetta

30. the pub

[...]

50. not being dead

[michaelplastics]

the cruel joke of my existence is that in principle I know my continued existence doesn't rely on pleasing authority figures and I want to encourage others to defy authority basically as they feel like it, but the idea of someone in charge of me being Mad At Me still feels like being killed with hammers

[michaelplastics]

I said this to my friends on discord but I got hurt at work and my first thought was like 'I hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone' and then 'i hope everyone who's mad at me about this doesn't kill me too badly' and then 'I'm autistic and got hurt so someone is going to take away my autonomy about this' and then like 50th down the list was like. concern for my own human body. okay

[michaelplastics]

the cruel joke of my existence is that in principle I know my continued existence doesn't rely on pleasing authority figures and I want to encourage others to defy authority basically as they feel like it, but the idea of someone in charge of me being Mad At Me still feels like being killed with hammers

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[senatortedcruz]

[senatortedcruz]

[worldsandemanations]

William Benson, Chart of Colors (Based on his Cube of Colors), 1868

[lavadrakobloxxer]

this is my favorite video evcer whats going on

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

[michaelplastics]

I really wanted a glass of wine but I left my card at home :(

[afterhourstrackthirteen]

' Galerie des Nez ' by Eliot Leblanc

[mereologic]

In general we ought to be kinder to everyone but I think we need to be a lot meaner to MFAs. "I know you went to Iowa Writing Workshop but this is trash, sweetheart" should be on all of our lips at all times. Give me Hunter S. Thompson chews out Anthony Burgess as a decade-long cultural event.

[sourkitsch]

from Cry to Heaven by Anne Rice

[diatere]

aww that's right, you want to be a good podcaster for mommy don't you? you want to epically own those teenagers with no media training in a debate, don't you? that's right. now, repeat after mommy: "counting or not counting gun violence"

#forced kirkification #forcekirk #mommydom

[michaelplastics]

I never even considered the idea that people might identify with the bottom in yaoi. that's scary

[laboitediabolique]

B2 sized bonus poster that came with the VHS and laserdisc video releases of the second original video animation episode of "Bubblegum Crisis", titled "Born to Kill", Toshiba EMI, September 1987