OMG STOP ATTACKING ME

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?

[michelles-floatie]

Meg, aka @pauls-floatie, had to step out momentarily, so I will accept this award on her behalf

[michelles-floatie]

I’m so happy I’m no longer pauls-floate. 

Since changing my URL, my crops have flourished, my skin is clear, my hair is strong and healthy, my body is supple, and my bowel movements are regular. My diet has gone from junkfood to living only on air and light. 

[etceteria]

Me rightfully winning biggest tag grouch and 2nd most hated BB blogger (shout out to pauls-floatie for usurping my crown mid way through the season) at the Big Brother tag awards:

[michelles-floatie]

I will accept this Most Hated Blogger Award on the original @pauls-floatie-deactivated201608 ‘s behalf

[michelles-floatie]

pauls-floatie---------->michelles-floatie

[michelles-floatie]

HELP I’M BEING KIDNAPPED

[michelles-floatie]

@Meech

[michelles-floatie]

@Nicole want to avoid getting nominated? Don’t go on Big Brother.

[michelles-floatie]

@Meech

[michelles-floatie]

why is everyone so obsessed with me?

[expensivemistakezzz]

I looked once more at pauls-floatie’s words and I do now realize they were hateful and I take defending her back.

[michelles-floatie]

we forgive you

[michelles-floatie]

@Meech

[michelles-floatie]

Good Morning everyone!

I hope you have an amazing day!

[michelles-floatie]

You might stan different people, but I love all of you just the same. 

[michelles-floatie]

Good morning!

Here’s some information on AAVE.

[michelles-floatie]

Pauls-Floatie is under new management.

Goodnight Houseguests ;)