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[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[bob-belcher]

[soraangel]

[ndcupid-deactivated20191114]

[miiriya]

[comparingmeerkats]

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

[valtsv]

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

[feenyxblue]

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

[tropadasqueens-deactivated20191]

[serotnin]

me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition

[remanence-of-love]

[catasters]

[unbotheredmuse]

[sedraboc]

[bled]

[infinitely-gentle]

[floralls]

by brigitte tohm