Three Goblin Art
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*ooc: hi lovelies, sorry for not being on here too often. ap exams are coming up, so i won’t be paying much attention to my side project blogs. if you’d like, hmu on @siderion, currently my most active blog, &&. ask me for my skype!
*ooc: hi lovelies, sorry for not being on here too often. ap exams are coming up, so i won’t be paying much attention to my side project blogs. if you’d like, hmu on @siderion, currently my most active blog, &&. ask me for my skype!
❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ [ DB / PP ]
⋯⋯✓ DOMESTIC AF STARTERS // NOT accepting!
❛ dude, yer like—...hella slow!! ❜ &&. with a pout adorning childish, petulant lips, he scoots over to allow db room to sit. the controller rests in his hands, the upbeat rhythm of mario kart in the background. he’s gonna kick ass tonight: db’s ass.
[Powerpoint] ☽
⋯⋯✓ REACTIONS // NOT accepting!⋯⋯☾ = being found shirtless
well, this is unexpected. seeing as his leg is halfway in the room already &&. his hand has just flown off the knob, he’s in a sticky pinch, to say the least. a soft panicking tremble in his voice, he apologizes on a whim, worry-stricken &&. almost flinching, ❛ —h-holy shit!! i mean, i’m real sorry, didn’t mean t’barge in--ya got a nice body though, not gonna lie--i should probably go now, though? ❜
❤ have fun pp
⋯⋯✓ REACTIONS // accepting!⋯⋯ ❤ = kissing them
it takes a moment for it all to register ( the faintest, shyest of brushes against his own lips, something warm? —certainly, warm ) &&. his breath catches in those precious heartbeats. it’s almost an eternity before the cogs in his brains screech to a slow grind that picks up pace almost immediately ; all of it is a vibrant red, a stained-glass cheek blush that rises from the back of his neck to his nose, a slash of carmine that blossoms so beautifully on his sun-kissed skin.
oddly enough, the embarrassment overtakes him &&. he feels his body stiffening. it’s an odd feeling...because this hasn’t happened very often. he supposes e is special ( oh god, is he special to him ; both of them don’t even know it yet ) &&. he forces himself to speak, a guttural swish of words straight from the heart. ❛ —t-that was...r-real nice, e...wanna do it again? ❜
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
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content . . ?
palms traced along the rectangular device, disappointment tugging upon his facial features due to the sight of his bank account. forty dollars less than his last paycheck due to the amount of customers depleting. was it because the area he was in has moved out towards the east of the country? or maybe the reputation wasn’t as well known as it once was titled to be. plump tiers sipped a bitter cup of crappy joe at the nearest diner.
his gaze is flickering to the other. sitting opposite of the pinched-expression male, he can’t help but be intrigued. there’s an appearance to behold, &&. helpless, he finds himself elusively enraptured by the muted elegance of the stranger. —how idiotic. he averts his gaze &&. turns back to his work. this is an area of town he’d never been in, so he’d best get his job done here &&. return home. ( poor boy runs the risk of a broken heart. )
tweetiing ;
🐦 - “U-Uh, give me a second!” They honestly didn’t expect to even this far. “Just uh, scare it okay! They normally fly right to me if they’re startled, I’m basically their parent!” Their statement wasn’t far from the truth, Twi raised the birds from hatchlings.
❛ —alright, i guess. here goes nothing, ❜ he’s frankly still not thinking correctly, but in such a situation, there’s not a lot to be done besides follow directions. &&. that’s what he’s best at, in the end. with ease, he scales the tree &&. as his presence nears, the bird flutters from his incoming body.
@microsoftbros
New day, new town, new job, new people, new relationships, right? That was at least what the bluenette thought before moving to the metropolis after leaving her previous city behind. Hoping to leave her bad reputation behind and start anew.
“I’m surprised that they hired me this fast, but…also…quite anxious about being here…” Rei sighed before taking a deep breath, “No. I can’t be negative about this already. I have to keep my head high and make the best out of this…” As the elevator stopped Rei took another deep breath before stepping out.
there’s a certain step of urgency in his brisk pace, accustomed strict posture like an austere statue of marble, hewn smoothly, &&. the precarious stack of paperwork laden in his stable arms is almost tall enough to worry him. but inanimate objects never worry him ; rather, he’s quite displeased by the natural ruckus of the bustling office. but to word his feelings would be a misstep on his part.
his gaze is veiled &&. at the ding of the elevator, he doesn’t pause to see the figure from forth the parting doors, &&. with a grunt of irritation-dripped surprise, his papers, as well as his body, crumples to the floor. what a dull ache, his lumbar &&. bottom, like something painful. ❛ —jesus christ, watch where you’re going. ❜ how snappy.
smalltreasure ;
Blinks. Leans closer to synthetic flower and continues sewing.
✿ >> “…I had a drink a while ago, gimme a second–”
This could take a while depending on your definition of a second, and they haven’t had a drink in hours, so that’s a lie. Stop this madness.
he’s just a little interested in her work, if he had to be honest. but, for now, he pats both of her shoulders with a slighted, worried countenance. ❛ take it easy, geez. it’s a miracle you’re still alive—.. ❜
d i b s [ winkwinkwinks ]
clenches my fist &&. winks back
"What color is your heart?" rolls away
⋯⋯✓ HEART COLORS // NOT accepting!
his is his artistic mess of a heart, splotches of orange, always roving, the cloying pink of strawberries floating on his ever-changing mood, &&. the red of a bloody sunset, just above the horizon &&. this is what he thinks of when he wakes up. but even so, he has his shades of purple, the sudden desire to ravish innocence—show him a world he’s never seen before—. ( infatuation, sweet love, romantic love, sexual desire )
"What color is your heart?" ( exman && aspen u kno )
⋯⋯✓ HEART COLORS // accepting!
oh, he smiles when she’s not looking, dreams of kissing her breathless without a hint of denial, because he’s a romantic, always thinking of ways to heal her soul &&. bring her closer. his heart’s red, redder than rose-hued apples &&. their cherry-kissed cheeks when tied together by redamancy &&. wholehearted whispers of sugar-spun nothings. ( romantic love )
"What color is your heart?" [ PP / DB ]
⋯⋯✓ HEART COLORS // accepting!
his heart’s a perfect mix of blue &&. green, the seafoam aquamarine of a celestial sunny day on prismatic waters of the ocean. it glimmers multi-colored spasms once in awhile, but there’s a sense of comfort, a sense of adoration &&. idolization that he’s yet to experience with another. ( respect, friendship, &&. amusement )
honestly tho "dibs" //already//
SAME HERE FRIEND!!!
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calls you babe platonically
POSES WHILE SCREAMING DIBS
w-weh.... poses w/ u.... ily....
