Letter writing meme || Accepting || @fuunhanas
I don’t believe in you, but I’m forced to write this letter or else I won’t get any presents from that grumpy old man. Yes Roger, I mean you.
And well, what would I write other than my wishes? Should I write you how I’ve been good or bad this year? It would be silly to write, as you (yes, Roger, you) already know how good I’ve been. How many times have I visited your office this year? Almost everyday, I think? I’ve lost count, actually. Not that I care, it won’t stop me from being me.
So let’s just skip that and go to my wishes. First of all I’d like some more chocolate, something special this time. A different brand than usual. And maybe a leather jacket, because they look really cool. Other than that? I want to beat Near, but I don’t think that’s something you would be able to help me with. There’s nothing more I want, really. I just want to be the best, that’s all.
Oh, and I want Roger to stop making us write this stupid stuff. Especially when you don’t believe in Santa. Screw that.