autobiography of a simp loser

[mid30s-loser]

Busy cleaning my house because Chris, Astrid and one of Astrids friends want to come spend the evening here. Chris wants to watch the Conor McGregor UFC. Astrid told me everything needs to be spotless

[devotedmommy]

Me: the one with big honkers

You:😱

[devotedmommy]

Fuck nudes, send him a pic of you ready to get railed on a pool table

[bossmastersworld]

All you get is my foot loser. I might let you lick your screen if you serve my whims. properly

[timelessperpetualparadox]

Them: Your dog is not your child

Us:

[timelessperpetualparadox]

You can admire from a distance, but access isn’t free. ✨

[timelessperpetualparadox]

Not yours

[timelessperpetualparadox]

Spoilt rotten



[mid30s-loser]

@bossmastersworld just as you requested I went to find a photo of me and my high school sweetheart. Please I beg you sir don't make leave this on here

[mid30s-loser]

@bossmastersworld is definitely above & beyond anything I could ever dream of being and from this moment forward I promise you sir I will dedicate every space second of my time to you and whatever you need. I've had such a rough day sir.. but I got the list that you sent me and I'm starting on it right away.

[zxmbiebxtes]

A few selfies I forgot to post :3

[vampiregurl22]

[virtuallyborderline]

I'll take a break from being a perv for a moment.

Those eyes are gorgeous

thank you ❤️❤️❤️

[bossmastersworld]

All you get is my foot loser. I might let you lick your screen if you serve my whims. properly

[mid30s-loser]

Let me massage your feet until you forget I even exist. @bossmastersworld

[angel-amelia-d]

How much you love good boys in chastity?

Honestly I am so indifferent... I don't really care unless it benefits me in some way.

Fuck you @slickthorn 🖕🏻

[mid30s-loser]

So hot @angel-amelia-d

[yasenia]

[angel-amelia-d]

@yasenia you are absolutely stunning babe.

All you simps better follow her!

[mid30s-loser]

When @angel-amelia-d summons me to be available it kinda makes me twitch 😩🙈