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The cellphone finder by my mom lololol

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#Twinsies lololol #sorrynotsorry

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A conversation I just had

"Did we fool around last night?"

"Smell your fingers."

"They smell like dish soap I just washed my hands."

"Well, now you'll never know."

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Moogle is so psycho he seriously just swapped all the greens in these two out to make original #Skittles with lime.

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The funniest fauxsext I've ever received.

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"Pick your husband's profession. Go to school for that. Drop out once you've found him."

my mom's latest life advice.

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#Campfest2013 group shot taken by @jcrowleyjr I WANNA GO BACK NOWWW

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I think if I stayed late at work every day this week I still wouldn’t feel caught up which is awesome, great, really helping with the whole feeling-like-you’re-constantly-drowning thing I’m currently experiencing 

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A conversation between me and Rosey as seen on the show "Top of the Lake" on netflix

Woman 1: You ever try masturbating? It's very relaxing and it's not fattening.

Woman 2: I like penis.

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This photo is a special favorite because my secret spot to hide and eat lunch alone when I need space at work is at the very top of that glass staircase :). I have about a million pics from that view to post, also.

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South Philly sunset #latergram from months ago.

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Ok ok done for now. #visitphilly #lookup #vscocam #vsco #philly #philadelphia

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When my friend tries to tell me why I'm single

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OMG I CAN'T STOP I NEED TO STOP LOOKING BC I WANT TO REBLOG THEM ALL

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When my friend's boyfriend asks if I'll help with his romantic proposal idea

and I’m just like…

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And of course there is magenta and purple in it, too.

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Princess hair by Chis! (at The Lions Mane)