Jazz for the Soul

((midvalley shitposty rp blog. it's raii again. 29. roadtrip au ayooooo))

[legativus]

Though I must admit that occasionally I forget the clothes Midvalley chooses to wear because I quite frequently picture him in the Thrift Shop outfit.

[midfreak]

We live on the same bus....

[legativus]

Washed up jazz musician...

[midfreak]

Can't a man have a loser aesthetic. Can't a guy just want to look unassuming. Didn't Fonzie have to carry a motorcycle everywhere so he could wear leather. The outfit is my motorcycle so I can carry my sax. Geez.

[legativus]

Who the fuck is Fonzie?

At any rate. Whatever you say, Macklemore enjoyer.

[midfreak]

I'm the only member of the guns with any sense of culture I guess.

[legativus]

Washed up jazz musician...

[midfreak]

Can't a man have a loser aesthetic. Can't a guy just want to look unassuming. Didn't Fonzie have to carry a motorcycle everywhere so he could wear leather. The outfit is my motorcycle so I can carry my sax. Geez.

[midfreak]

So long space bitchboy.

[midfreak]

I only had an "incident" because of that freaky old man you hang out with.

[unbrcakablc-hcart]

Well, your Sylvia II is still good, ain't she?

[midfreak]

YES. SHE IS. STILL.

What kinda freak makes a pebble hit harder than a bullet.

[midfreak]

I only had an "incident" because of that freaky old man you hang out with.

[midfreak]

Did a cow kill your ma or something.

[malushopa]

how about i kill you.

[midfreak]

You can try but I'm behind a moat of milk and cheese.

[malushopa]

stop trying to get me to drink milk. i will never drink milk.

[midfreak]

Did a cow kill your ma or something.

[unbrcakablc-hcart]

MY TABS!!! MY FUCKING TABS!!!! THEY'RE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midfreak]

F.

[midfreak]

Dominique said if I don't want to be pulled into nonsense I need less pathetic man vibes and like. Man. Even my maybe sorta possibly girlfriend is bullying me on tumblr without having a tumblr.

[unbrcakablc-hcart]

You should also button up your damn shirt.

[midfreak]

Absolutely not. It's all I got going for me.

[midfreak]

Dominique said if I don't want to be pulled into nonsense I need less pathetic man vibes and like. Man. Even my maybe sorta possibly girlfriend is bullying me on tumblr without having a tumblr.

[midfreak]

LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

[midfreak]

I literally don't know what started this by the way. Vash woke up and chose to cause violence because of me, a completely innocent man, who is just sitting on the bus doing absolutely fuck all.

[midfreak]

Wait, who is Legato's boyfriend?

[unbrcakablc-hcart]

YOU, OBVIOUSLY?

I DON'T KNOW HE'S SIMILARLY ENDEARED ABOUT YOU THE WAY HE IS ABOUT NAI.

AND BULLIES YOU THE SAME WAY DOMINIQUE DOES.

[midfreak]

THIS IS NEWS TO ME. I MEAN. THE ENDEARED PART.

I'm well aware of the bullying.

[unbrcakablc-hcart]

WHATEVER YOU SUCK AND YOUR BOYFRIEND SUCKS AND YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BOYFRIEND SUCKS

[midfreak]

Wait, who is Legato's boyfriend?

[midfreak]

I. I'm literally just sitting here.

[midfreak]

The fuck did I do????