The Adrian Vortex 🧜‍♂️

~ this is @laneofpennies’ comic sideblog! technically it reaches into movies and tv shows and podcasts and videogames but like. superhero based stuff haha. anyways i love the riddler, walker, and vigilante a normal amount <<< lying. ~ • call me rue! • • any pronouns <3 • • lvl 22 • • in my heart i live in gotham city •

[midknight-hour]

oh btw if you’re from twitter and you want to follow me you have to be down to woobify paul dano’s riddler with your whole chest

[footlongdingledong]

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

[barnespls]

It's me and my 2 riddlebat enjoyers against the world.

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[barnespls]

Poses bro hits before the “riddle me this…”

[skeleton-brainz]

Bruce gets deaged and everyone assumes hell either be stoic as shit or just a normal teenager. But instead hes just sad and drunk

Bruce: Why are there so many of you

Dick: Were your sons

Bruce nOOOOOO, i was supposed to be dead in 20 years. Not responsible for people.

Damian: I was expecting father to be different.

Dick: I know, but lets keep quiet on this. We dont want anyone else finding ou-

Jason: Sup fuckers, whys daddybats a baby?

Bruce: *Cries at having three kids*

Dick: Keep your voice down

Tim: *Walking in with Cass and steph, the former immediately leaves because she cannot taint her fathers image with this* What the fu-

Bruce: *Sobs louder* I dont know how to make myself a sandwich. Why am i still alive

Dick: Alfred raised us too, it wasnt just you.

Bruce: Im such a bad father i cant even raise you? God i tried so carefully to avoid attachments.

Tim: If it makes you feel any better, you adopted most of us. Except Robin?

Bruce: I just took you in???? Why??? Why would i do that??

Dick: Wow really feeling the love.

Bruce: No offense, i just dont understand why id create a group to rely on me when the whole purpose of this was to die

Dick: Wait so you know about this batman stuff??

Bruce: Well yeah, its based off of my fathers Halloween costume.

Steph: Huh, i though you were scared of bats so you decided you needed latex.

Bruce, finally calmed down: Are me and Harv married? Is it legal? Is he here?

Batkids:.....

[whipbogard]

Shameless behaviour as always 🤷‍♂️

[creature-lala]

Just some doodles as I was listening to The Riddler: Secrets in the Dark 🤓💚

[lousysharkbutt]

tony name one time youve agreed on anything ever

[pauseradioedit]

Ain’t nobody Steve’s ‘friend’ like his pal his buddy his Bucky.

[froggycakes]

paul dano i have the role of a lifetime for you

[midknight-hour]

You don’t understand the people entering won’t take it SERIOUSLY like I will /j

Looking at my OCs in the Batman universe and shaking like a leaf. I would give. antything. for them 2 b canon.

[midknight-hour]

Guys if I win that Batman Villain OC sweepstakes you’ll NEVER hear the end of it I have IDEAS and they WILL be heard by Detective Comics.

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

[midknight-hour]

Tomodachi Life is the best game ever made because what do you mean Bruce and Edward are mutually crushing on each other while Bruce is living with Harvey, who has a crush on him, and Jonathan thinks Edward has a crush on him, and Pamela, Harley, and Selina are all staying out of it. Gay ass yaoi island.

[midknight-hour]

[creature-lala]

Be gay, (don’t) do crime.

[midknight-hour]

my favorite friend groups of dubious morality