midnights blog

shoegazer / artist / 28yo they / creativity blogger / shitposter

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#blog- blogs written by me

#tweet - stupid passive thoughts plagueing my brain

Other random tags are just fun bull shit

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listen, last night things got out a little hand

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it still baffles me how many people got hantavirus on that cruise recently

like, they were just on a nice trip visiting Mouse Shit Island and this had to happen

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got this fucker on my body forever ❤️❤️❤️

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is there a word in German for the disappointing feeling of thinking your favorite band just released a new album but it's actually just a SoundCloud rapper

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if I was a pharmacist, I would try a different one each day ngl

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you have become addicted to fancy lad snacks

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self defense tips for different bear encounters: brown, flush it down. grizzly, get a little drizzly

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the literal cliteral hood

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cant stay the whole weekend cuz im taking the pink eye back to new york

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you can get the squeek out of the chair but you cant get the girl out of the squeak

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Dukes of Occupational Hazzards

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fun fact - if you put overnight toast into a Toaster, then you will have even toastier toast

[blattella]

posts like this make me kind of sick. "if you put some perfectly al dente pasta into a different worse pot and boil it more you get more pastalike pasta."

like yall know there's more to overnight toast than just making it maximally crispy right? i cannot fucking fathom or condone daytoasting overnight toast. what's your problem

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listen - I never said it was a good idea, I'm just giving the facts here

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fun fact - if you put overnight toast into a Toaster, then you will have even toastier toast

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well aren't you a sore site for eyes

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why dont you get in that jolopy of yours and go straight down to shit burg

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sobbing historically rn