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Pooltoy Patrick Bateman . American Squeako
postin this here as a screenshot bc the asks were sent to my main and i cant post them as asks to a diff account but anyways hell yeah gang 🤙
Wing-it for ub276 “It’s very friendly toward people. If you grow close to it, Goodra will hug you with its sticky, slime-covered body. Don’t get mad.”
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Worm on a string, but sexy
Does this qualify?
I may not be tha sharpest tool in the shed but im the most fuckable plushie in the pile
Commission
Love it when the monster come is so potent that the victim's tits are growing and dripping with milk before the monster even pulls out
me as a racc
person isekai’d into a fantasy world and immediately, feverishly looking for something that could be contrived as a TF vector
frantically trying on all of the vanity accessories they find in chests. cat bell collar, french maid headdress, spiky belts, all do nothing. tries eating a glowing fruit an anthro plant monster leaves behind and just gets kinda sick
big snake cuddles (nonconsensual)
she’s not even coiling you she’s just draped all over you. she just weighs like 500 pounds and you can’t shove her off you because she is very dedicated to staying where she is. it’s ok though because her tongue flicking against your ear kinda tickles
exactly. now imagine her gently teasing you with her tail and you can’t do anything about it because your arms are pinned on either side of your head and her body is holding your torso down and her coils are keeping your legs open
soft cuddly makeout session with a werewolf. 🐺paws over your shoulders btw. tail wagging. schlop schlop schlop 👅
#503 Samurott For $30 sent to https://ko-fi.com/itscaste, you can name a pokemon for me to inflate!
friend whos a positive trigger for our puppy headmate impulse bought a clicker. chat im so fucking cooked
human/therian obedience training petplay absolutely unmatched now and forever
it’s important that you train her because a dog her size can be sort of dangerous even if she means perfectly well. start by loading a clicker. get a bunch of small treats she likes, maybe pretzels or crackers or some such. start feeding them to her one at a time, and click the clicker the instant she takes the treat in order to build a mental association between the click and the treat
once you’ve done that, you can start training things. first, make sure she has a way to articulate her boundaries. dogs can’t talk, so if she needs a break she needs a different way to communicate that to you. you should also get her comfortable with being touched and grabbed a bit. you don’t want her to snap at a veterinarian or try to bite down on you while you’re fucking her mouth. next is marker words
there are four basic markers. yes means “good job, come get a treat.” good means “keep doing that and you’ll get a treat later.” no is for correction, and out is a dismissal. the words don’t matter, you can use other ones, but the concepts are important. once you’ve got that, you can move on to commands
“sit” is always a good place to start. “stay” is also pretty important. once she’s mastered those, she’s ready to give head. “come” is also pretty important so you can get her out of bad situations quickly. what if another doggirl starts flirting with her or she runs into the street? she needs a reliable recall
while you work on commands, start introducing her to items. get her comfortable wearing a muzzle and paw mitts, and maybe a headband with dog ears on it. you should also introduce any sex toys you want to use with her in the same way. set them out and let her investigate them on her own first, then slowly start using them
you should also probably train “down” and “leave it”. sure, you like it when she jumps on you and knocks you down as foreplay, but not everyone will, and you should stop her from trying to jump on random people. you also don’t want her getting distracted by squirrel girls or the birria you forgot to put in the fridge last night
once you’ve got the basic commands down, you can start moving on to the fun ones. “roll over” is great for if you like to be on top. “kiss” is a classic, and “mount” paired with “fuck” can be fun if you’re playing with a second, more human submissive and your dog enjoys topping
you should also do some activities with her to keep her mind and body stimulated outside of training. she can do agility, or an adapted version of barn hunt with another sub if you have a big enough space for it. if you have a pool you can simulate dock diving with her. she can do bitework, of course. just be sure that you train her not to leave hickeys when she bites. that’s embarrassing to explain to people
good luck and have fun training!
"your blog doesn't demand age in bio-" minors are following your nsfw blog. minors that don't follow you browse your nsfw blog. some of them lie about their age. some of them don't even use an account. Minors shouldn't be loudly declaring they're minors, they should be keeping their heads down and their mouths shut to preserve what little agency and safety they get on the internet. it's your responsibility to keep it in your pants around internet strangers, not theirs to avoid or warn you.
a minor that lists a bio age either:
lists their actual age or minor status, enabling targeted harassment
lies about their age, marking them as "fair game" to disrespectful creeps
both of these are literally terrible - don't guilt them into it. Sometimes the shit you say on the internet is gonna be part of someone's sex education and that's fucking fine actually.