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Johannes T. Evans
@johannestevans
Trans man. Gay. Dandy. Author of fantasy, romance, and erotica with a big focus on queer and disabled characters. He/him/his. This blog is 18+. www.JohannesTEvans.co.uk
Hello, I'm Johannes T. Evans, and I am a gay, disabled, trans man who writes a bunch!
There are hundreds of pieces available for free on my website as well as subscription-only content - here's a selection of free works for you to check out:
FREE ESSAYS:
How Much I, A Queer Self-Published Indie Author, Made In A Year (2025)
Gregory House, Disabled Bastard, in House MD Season 1
I Am Bad Representation
Ringing The Devil’s Doorbell: A Light-Hearted, Practical Guide to Vaginal & Vulvar Stimulation
What’s In A Uniform?: Imperial Attitudes Reflected in Starfleet’s Uniforms
FREE ROMANCE FICTION:
Dirk and the Weaver — 12k, rated M, MB. A shopkeeper slowly comes to fall for a weaver when he comes to town. Slow romance and fantasy short between a shopkeeper in an isolated Scottish village, and a weaver that comes up from somewhere way down south.
Sweet On — 7k, rated M, M/M. A chocolatier falls head over heels for one of his most austere customers. A very exuberant chocolatier crushes on desperately on the deadpan professor who begins coming into his shop for coffee. Autism for autism and lots of flirting and teasing.
Deep Breath — 7k, M/M, rated M. A painter is utterly obsessed with the butcher across the road, and the butcher is a little obsessed back. Lots of mental illness in this one, lots of reference — implicit and explicit — to suicidality, drug use, alcoholism, sexual assault and rape, ableism, consent issues, including past child sexual abuse, all in the context of a victim in recovery whilst also being in active addiction.
FREE FANTASY FICTION:
The Lord of the Wood’s Spring Bride — 10k, rated M. MB. A trans dressmaker is embroiled in the strange schemes of a local deity, and he lets himself be carried away with the tide.
Gellert’s New Job — 21k, rated M. MB. Gellert Osgodby has worked as a business manager for the King family for nearly a decade when an error in judgement brings his employment to an abrupt end. Lucien Pike, a rival kingpin, employs his services instead.
A Stranger’s Visit — 3.6k, rated T. MB. A priest of Freyr receives a strange visitation. A little bit of Norse godliness versus Norse priestliness.
FREE EROTIC FICTION:
Academic Incentive — Rated E, M/M, 3.6k. A magical professor spreads one of his student’s holes for the education of the rest of the class ahead of a special incentive program — where the lowest scoring examination participant is used as sexual relief by the rest of his peers. Featuring voyeurism, public sex, fingering, anal play, anal sex, size kink, begging, a bit of overstim and tears, public use.
Caught — Cis M/trans M/cis M, 3.2k. MB. A thief is caught in the treasury and his punishment is delivered by the guards on duty. Unadulterated porn without plot — dubious consent, anal, vaginal, and oral sex, spitroasting, size difference, rough sex, fingering, messy sex with a bit of squirting and also messy oral, double penetration (vaginal/oral and vaginal/anal), crying, mindbreak, pussy spanking, spanking, some nipple play. Unsafe sex, no prophylactics or contraceptives are used or mentioned.
Archival Management — 10k, M/M, MB. An archivist with a messy life finds himself intensively managed by his sexy, older boss. Magical archivists in Camelot with the most mundane of delicious emotional and sexual issues. Featuring age difference, orgasm denial, oral, desperation, crying, a bit of mild humour and nastiness, delicious emotional manipulation, and a heavy dose of mind-reading.
A Gift for the Wolfmen — 6.4k, rated E. Two trans men, both being gangbanged by four cis wolfmen with huge cocks. Fantasy universe with adventurers and so forth. Featuring stuck-through-wall and grope boxes, body writing, vaginal, oral, and anal play, huge come inflation, size difference, knotting, power dynamics, virginity kink, objectification and dehumanisation, degradation, humiliation, breeding kink, body modification, mentions of lactation and pregnancy, and enthusiastic consent throughout.
FREE HORROR FICTION:
Ambitious Men — Rated M. MB. 11.6k. Archie had idolised Casper Hugo almost his entire life. Deeply fucked up fantasy-horror, wherein a man finds that his dream of taking over his hero’s restaurant is not to proceed as smoothly as he hoped.
Wild Country — 3k, Gen, rated T. A young woman walks home on a foggy night.
The Widower’s Garden — 12.5k, Rated M, MB. After a man is widowed, his husband begins to appear at the foot of his garden every night. Content warnings for horror, violence, trauma, infidelity, nasty guys being nasty.
Mimic monster who fascinatedly observes two people in a house fucking and is curious, takes on one of their forms to experiment with this and experience this itself
Young man home from college for the summer dozing, waking up gasping as his stepdad unexpectedly begins to fuck him into the mattress
The mimic observing each of their bodies, experimenting with its own size and shape, the bits it wasn't able to clearly observe from the shadows
Meanwhile young man scared and horny and overwhelmed and guilty all at once, squirming and crying out and unable to struggle free if he tried
Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch
if you’re planning on using the word “religion,” stop and think to yourself: do i mean Christianity? do i know that what i’m saying is broadly applicable to all, or even most religions? how do i know that? is what i’m saying actively wrong and harmful towards marginalized ethnoreligious groups?
and if you discover that you did, in fact, mean Christianity…..use the word Christianity instead
#but like… when people use the word religion to refer to something #its usually applicable to the abrahamic religions as a whole #so idk why OP is stanning for organised reigion
this absolutely isn’t true, and this post exists because i see it happen all the time. refer back to OP on any given statement: is what you’re saying true of all three “Abrahamic religions”? how do you know that?
Also like. There are more than 3 abrahamic religions. I can think of at least 5 off the top of my head. And I can guarantee these people know nothing of Druze and Samartians.
getting up to date on interview and the thing is like. i do love lestat bc i love a messy bisexual bitch with BPD but i do not care about him nearly as much as i do louis and armand, and the way that he MUMBLES in conjunction w our difficulty finding subtitles is not helping lmao
Yesterday we were on location to figure out the plan for pride, and a lady who lives in the condo behind the lot came out, saw all the traffic cones, and said:
"The hell is all this?"
"Its for Pride. We're holding an event tomorrow."
"Are you in the top half of the lot too?"
"The entire lot, yes."
"Even the top half?"
"Yes ma'am. The entire lot."
"Well no one notified us."
"A notice went out on Facebook, and there is a sign on the traffic cones indicating the closure of the lot."
"Am I paying for this?"
"No maam."
"So who pays for all of this?"
"(Name of nonprofit.)"
"Who is that?"
"That is us. We are the ones who organize and fund pride."
