The twilight there holds a serene beauty

semi-dependant Midna from Twilight Princess, and Twili OC, Midna's descendant Eosa. follows come from somnambulistsedge

[midonacrepsecula]

A follower...?

[demoncarverleadership]

Uncle really wants me to kill him, apparently.

[midonacrepsecula]

i didn't scare him THAT badly.

[demoncarverleadership]

He's been acting like an ass for too long and I am exhausted. I don't want to fuck with this shit.

Feel free to scare him more, maybe he'll run off for a few hours so I can take a fucking nap.

[midonacrepsecula]

Ohhhh I went too softly on him, then.

this is easily remedied.

[demoncarverleadership]

You wanna dunk him down a pit again?

[midonacrepsecula]

maybe. we'll see.

i can do plenty by myself.

[demoncarverleadership]

Uncle really wants me to kill him, apparently.

[midonacrepsecula]

i didn't scare him THAT badly.

[demoncarverleadership]

He's been acting like an ass for too long and I am exhausted. I don't want to fuck with this shit.

Feel free to scare him more, maybe he'll run off for a few hours so I can take a fucking nap.

[midonacrepsecula]

Ohhhh I went too softly on him, then.

this is easily remedied.

[demoncarverleadership]

Uncle really wants me to kill him, apparently.

[midonacrepsecula]

i didn't scare him THAT badly.

[demoncarverleadership]

Related, but does anyone know how to get rid of a body without dumping it in a bottomless pit that isn't actually bottomless?

[midonacrepsecula]

fire.

[demoncarverleadership]

Theoretically improbable to work well since I'm in Faron, which rains a lot. Could dump his ass in the river, but it goes by the fuckin stable, and they could notice it.

Think some Lizalfos would eat him if I tied him from a rope and dangled him in front of them? Like fishing, except with the chance that Lizalfos would spot me at the other end and maul me for toying with them again.

I did this with fruit before. Was entertaining until I got caught.

[midonacrepsecula]

cover him in metal and leave him out.

[demoncarverleadership]

Sounds pretty entertaining, if not super effective. Wonder if he'll get struck by lightning before I finish off my snack.

[midonacrepsecula]

put him up high he’ll get it.

[demoncarverleadership]

Related, but does anyone know how to get rid of a body without dumping it in a bottomless pit that isn't actually bottomless?

[midonacrepsecula]

fire.

[demoncarverleadership]

Theoretically improbable to work well since I'm in Faron, which rains a lot. Could dump his ass in the river, but it goes by the fuckin stable, and they could notice it.

Think some Lizalfos would eat him if I tied him from a rope and dangled him in front of them? Like fishing, except with the chance that Lizalfos would spot me at the other end and maul me for toying with them again.

I did this with fruit before. Was entertaining until I got caught.

[midonacrepsecula]

cover him in metal and leave him out.

[demoncarverleadership]

Related, but does anyone know how to get rid of a body without dumping it in a bottomless pit that isn't actually bottomless?

[midonacrepsecula]

fire.

[retrogamingblog]

Legend of Zelda X Pokemon by bilsu.art

[fingerboardrhapsodist]

Need a friend to fight now and then. Training fight. There's a word. For that.

[midonacrepsecula]

Spar. :)

[midonacrepsecula]

demoncarverleadership​:

Drama is like 90% of what happens here. Drama and death, anyways. I’m trying to reduce the amount of death, personally. Can’t lord it over a bunch of assholes if I keep killing them, can I?

true enough!

[demoncarverleadership]

Me ignoring the swords pointed at me to type on the Sheikah Slate is apparently confusing to him. How do I tell him in a not-insulting way that I have had tons of weapons pointed at me, and it doesn’t bother me unless they’re going to actually do some form of damage to me, and also I have noticed he won’t hit me if Masa is likely to get hit, which means I’m basically unlikely to get attacked right now anyways? Also that it’s funny. I do want to stress that it’s hilarious to me. But not in a rude-rude way, just a funny-rude way.

[midonacrepsecula]

I don't think you can pull it off here, chief. I think Masa will be able to if you can give him a signal, it's his dad after all.

[midonacrepsecula]

demoncarverleadership​:

Drama is like 90% of what happens here. Drama and death, anyways. I’m trying to reduce the amount of death, personally. Can’t lord it over a bunch of assholes if I keep killing them, can I?

true enough!

[demoncarverleadership]

Update: I seem to have struck a nerve with Masa’s dad. Because instead of fighting alongside my brethren against the murderous and overpowering force of the Heroine and THE Sheikah Shadow, I assessed the situation as out of our depth of handling and worked to minimize the damage they would do in trying to free the captive they’d come to rescue, so maybe they wouldn’t decide to tear the place apart and cause collateral damage to the little ones, or uncover secret areas that should really remain secret.

This is not the first time I’ve had his swords pointed at me, but he’s at least still listening. I’m constantly amazed by his restraint despite obvious fury pointed in my direction. I assume he’s stopping himself because Masa is generally right up next to, or behind me, at any given time.

[midonacrepsecula]

sounds like a great guy.

[demoncarverleadership]

He was my uncle’s right hand for a long, long time. Not sure why he wasn’t there for all of that, but wherever he’s been hiding, he just got the news a little while ago, and finding out that my uncle’s successor not only bested the other applicant (who was the assassin sent after said uncle’s brother to wipe the other potential leader of the Yiga after Grandpa died off the map, followed by any witnesses, all of which would be children or otherwise noncombatant folks), but claims to be one of the assassination victims? Apparently that pissed him off.

Same as finding out I was there when my uncle died, and did nothing to help or protect him. Though he did seem unsurprised by the news that the idiot decided to float over the fucking death pit and lob explosives and boulders, and got startled into dropping to his stupid death.

I am apparently an honorless coward, bastard, and a liar to boot. Which…I know, but do you gotta say it out loud? Words hurt, dude.

[midonacrepsecula]

I love a hot cup of spicy drama to start my day.

[demoncarverleadership]

Update: I seem to have struck a nerve with Masa’s dad. Because instead of fighting alongside my brethren against the murderous and overpowering force of the Heroine and THE Sheikah Shadow, I assessed the situation as out of our depth of handling and worked to minimize the damage they would do in trying to free the captive they’d come to rescue, so maybe they wouldn’t decide to tear the place apart and cause collateral damage to the little ones, or uncover secret areas that should really remain secret.

This is not the first time I’ve had his swords pointed at me, but he’s at least still listening. I’m constantly amazed by his restraint despite obvious fury pointed in my direction. I assume he’s stopping himself because Masa is generally right up next to, or behind me, at any given time.

[midonacrepsecula]

sounds like a great guy.

[midonacrepsecula]

that was pathetic.

[midonacrepsecula]

demoncarverleadership​:

Honestly, I meant that as a ‘he’s so lazy he can’t even kill people himself he just hires someone else to do it for him and then fucks them over when it comes time to pay up.’ Not so much of a pissing contest. Sounds fun, though.

Well, whenever you’re good for it, then. I got snacks and time to kill.

i’m already on my way.

[midonacrepsecula]

demoncarverleadership​:

Ha! Wrong on the first three! I have gone down there and come back up with just a stupidly long rope.

I mean, my uncle’s ego is his second largest feature. First is his waistline. He was a chunk and a half, way too much lazing around and feasting, not enough….anything else, really.

I can’t imagine it was an easy descent nor ascent. just clinging onto a fat rope? I bet it was arduous and exhausting that required time to recover after. forget the blood from rope burn…. and even if being down there dropped his weight, he won’t be in any position to help climb. that’s dead weight even if he’s alive.

finally and most importantly I am bored. I thought that it’d be more similar to back home out in the desert but it isn’t its just cushy with a different kind of wind blowing. i’m not saying its your job to entertain me, but I am saying it’d be really rude of you to deny me an activity I know well.

So?

[demoncarverleadership]

Yeah, it was a massive pain in the ass. But it was to get the leader’s mask, so it was something I kinda had to do, really. He wouldn’t help climb even if he was alive, he was a lazy fucker and had my parents assassinated by a bootlicker underling he then screwed over so he could take over when my grandfather passed instead of my father. I was also caught in the middle of the assassination of them, and nearly died when I was a kid.

I mean, if you really want to. Do you know where I’m at? I am also bored, and extremely rude, but I also don’t look forward to climbing my stupid ass down there just to see if the bastard’s corpse is there and intact, set fire to it, and then climb back up the whole way.

[midonacrepsecula]

well if we’re going to turn this into a hardship measuring contest my people have to climb up and down massive tunnels regularly enough that they need the most powerful/magically inclined individual, aka the royal, aka me to lead the excursions, for the sake of resources and the possibility of a few more units of habitable land.

I know where you are, I am also rude, and setting a corpse on fire would be the most fun I have had in many moons.

[midonacrepsecula]

demoncarverleadership​:

Ha! Wrong on the first three! I have gone down there and come back up with just a stupidly long rope.

I mean, my uncle’s ego is his second largest feature. First is his waistline. He was a chunk and a half, way too much lazing around and feasting, not enough….anything else, really.

I can’t imagine it was an easy descent nor ascent. just clinging onto a fat rope? I bet it was arduous and exhausting that required time to recover after. forget the blood from rope burn.... and even if being down there dropped his weight, he won’t be in any position to help climb. that’s dead weight even if he’s alive.

finally and most importantly I am bored. I thought that it’d be more similar to back home out in the desert but it isn’t its just cushy with a different kind of wind blowing. i’m not saying its your job to entertain me, but I am saying it’d be really rude of you to deny me an activity I know well.

So?