[promqueendyke]

aleksandra waliszewska // yves olade // joy priest, horsepower // richard siken, wishbone

[3rd-world-elite]

[guerrillatech]

[thespamman24]

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

[enthusispastic]

[superheroesincolor]

At this point in 2020 I’m willing to try anything

[ottermatopoeia]

[foreveriallyzombified]

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[foreveriallyzombified]

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. im come over.

[foreveriallyzombified]

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*i panic and rip your face off*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

[thenightling]

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

[foreveriallyzombified]

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

[auxreate]

[favoritesticle]

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

[croatians]

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

[161sy]

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[softgrlfriend]

the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

[driflloon]

sans faff: alexa lourdy for vogue singapore oct. 2021

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[vixvigil]

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

[shinitagariyuki]

The Garfield thing is a joke right? *starts sweating*

[demigoddessqueens]

A booked and busy king!!

[imjusthereforbatfam]

@hushlittlewing i laughed so hard at this i hurt my lung 🥲