Straight Goofin' 🦞

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[notkatniss]

still thinking about the clear dunkin canopic jars tweet

[voluptuarian]

@tiramisioux

[eightyonekilograms]

where this guy's organs go

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beese-churger]

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept

[beardedmrbean]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[obsolete-borger]

[countably-infinite-rats]

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[depsidase]

[90skid-com]

She was hooting and hollering down in that studio

[ushirominya]

stupid stolen video from twitter has me in tears it’s so dumb but at the same time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I think that if I was an immortal with a really overclocked can-survive-from-a-single-cell regeneration factor, my eventual fucked up immortal boredom hobby would be creating a replica of my skeleton. Like just removing bones one at a time and letting them regrow until I had enough for a complete set. Then I'd put it in a standing glass case like a museum exhibit and keep it around as a showpiece.

[mightylobsterlord]

I would just blow my brains out over mild inconveniences just to freak people out

[soundlessdragon]

Bug friends! Bug friends!

Watermelon Beetle / 10-Stripe June Beetle alert! First time I've ever seen one of these guys. He was so chill

@luna-drinker @the-magic-school-bus @f1ve-more-minutes @melisssg99 @littlebiterbeetle @mightylobsterlord @posevr

[ghostowlattic]

Book cover for “Nineteenth Century German Tales”. Edward Gorey, 1959.

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

[cipheramnesia]

Dat little thief is getting in the BUSINESS!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Thieves’ Guild

[escuerzoresucitado]

[doggosource]

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