Nerdiness

[januariat]

;_;

[migrainemage]

This art is so right

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Bruce really, really doesn’t want to be here. He had never liked to be seen, to be the center of attention. He could handle it like Batman - fear was another weapon to use - but when he was alone Bruce Wayne, no costume and no mask, he felt exposed, weak.

The looks on him were greedy, they all wanted something.

“Remember to smile,” Alfred had told him before the gala, trying to prepare him for the necessary social interaction.

A polite smile made people believe you were available, but not enough to yield to any request. He could do it, smile like an idiot. It would help put a distance between him and his alter ego, making it impossible in people’s minds to compare the two.

——–

Or, Bruce really hates being around too many people, and a cute reporter keeps him company.

[cyberdelph]

🏃 by Catherine Sting

[big-flrda-kys]

[frocga]

*passes away*

[migrainemage]

These are so pretty

[with-your-poncho-on]

My part of work to a wonderful story https://archiveofourown.org/works/32815408/chapters/81425263 by OuiBeebles. Thank you for this experience)))

[migrainemage]

Does anybody else who drives do that thing in the summer where they have to put sunscreen on one arm, and one arm only or you end up with one arm a drastically different colour than the other or is it just me?

[shock]

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

[patrickdiomedes]

Top Rubber Duck what

[gehayi]

Originally? Big Freeze

After Mr. Freeze sues me for copyright infringement, I change my supervillain name to Conductor Beef

[lynati]

CRIME WHALE

[thebibliosphere]

Count Rainbow 🧛🌈

[bananamuffinspecial]

Captain Monopoly

[migrainemage]

Crime Renegade

[callmebliss]

[venn364]

Horizon: Our Flag Means Death

[awwnutbunnies]

Supernatural Cookie Clicker

[donesparce]

great elden ring bake off

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Jane the Virgin Pokémon Master

[migrainemage]

Stranger Things Temple Run

[poisonousquinzel]

Action Comics #1047 • Leirix Li Harley Quinn 30th Anniversary Variant Cover Edition

[rubbady-pubbady]

Why can't we have much more John Henry and Natalie and SIGNIFICANTLY LESS of Lana, Kyle, and Sarah?

The Irons family is actually interesting and they are practically family to the Kents anyway so give them more and the Cushings less

[migrainemage]

Me: adds friend on social media

Friend: messages

Me: *HELP! What do I do now?*

[migrainemage]

Spoiler Alert for Dark Knights of Steel #6

This is iconic.

Also, something better be controlling or mimicking the Kryptonians because my homeboy doesn't do this after attempting to kill off his BFF. Nope. I saw the comic, but there has to be a good explanation.😠🧐

[allgremlinyaps]

Sure, we'd all like to think Clark Kent dresses like a cross between a soft nerd and a lumberjack, but if we're going to be accurate and honor the fact that he grew up on a rural farm in middle America, we have to acknowledge that he probably wears camouflage baseball hats

[allgremlinyaps]

this is what I mean

[thesuburbanerd]

Clark left his Carhart jacket in the pickup.

[fairytalesandimaginings]

Image Description: Clark is wearing jeans, with a black belt, a grey t-shirt that has “Kent Farm” across his chest, and of course a cameo hat, he is smiling, he has his arm raised in greeting and says “Hey B! Glad you could make it!” to Bruce who is in a black suit, with a white dress shirt, and holding a paper coffee cup, he has beard stubble, dark circles under his eyes, and messy hair, he raises his eyebrow and says “Jesus Christ. Why are you dressed like you’re in a Ford commercial?” Clark replies “idk, why are you dressed like you are in a documentary about a stock broker who does coke?” Bruce looks unimpressed.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

HERE IT IS

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

check out my piracy guide GOGOGOGO

STEAL MAIM KILL!!!

https://easyussr.neocities.org/guides.html

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tell me if i got any more splainin todo. i am open to suggestions. reblog this so more people can pirate. DO IT!

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

THE REVIEWS ARE IN

thank you so much for the support over the last three days! i got over 10k hits on the website!!!

i wish i could upload faster/more often but i have been busy & tired. i did make a number of small updates today though! including links to VPN leak checks, where to find roms and emulators, more torrenting sites, and a small dictionary section that has VERY SIMPLE definitions of some words that i used.

[gorps]

This is legit the only piracy guide I've seen on tumblr that is not full of terrible advice go read and do this rn or else

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

@beserkerjewel @every anon who has ever sent me an ask of how to get shit

[theartofthecover]

Batman vs. Superman commission (2020)

Art by: Skottie Young

[migrainemage]

This. This lives rent free in my mind. All the Gotham villians think Superman is hot, like, I can see this in my mind.

Superman: talking about normal stuff.

Batman: Hmm

In Batman's head: No wonder they all say he's inspiring. He's not. He's just making everyone horny. I need to make myself invulnerable to it. Help. Should I tell him he was voted the Hottest chick in the Justice League by all of Arkham?

[dailydccomics]

Shane Davis’ Superman in Superman: Earth One #1