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im not dead! Surprise,
Now I should hope that any members of the Felt trying to drink themselves into even more idiocy at least try to remember what this here holiday’s all about.
Now I should hope that any members of the Felt trying to drink themselves into even more idiocy at least try to remember what this here holiday’s all about.
"Pretend you are not who you are and try to attract someone."
>His mouth opens for a just a moment in indignant protest– and he closes it with a huff.
“I’m gonna pretend that wasn’t a heinous an’ unneeded assault on my personality,” the leprechaun scoffs. With a wave of the hand and a puff, he stows his precious weapon in captcha. Straightens his tie, and tugs on the lapel of his jacket. “Just watch me.”
Admittedly, his confidence begins to dwindle once he’s carried away by the club crowd mix of black shell and green skin. But the indomitable mister Seven brushes it away with a hefty huff. “Don’t be who you are, my ass. Any dame’d be glad to have a guy of this caliber.”
He gets a couple weird looks for talking to himself. Gotta stop that.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Sentence Meme
“Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?”
“Let’s get high in the back office.”
“I eat stickers all the time, dude!”
“I’m relaxing. I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.”
“I don’t know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack.”
“I drank three bottles of champagne, and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.”
“Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.”
“S you in your As, don’t wear a C. J all over your Bs.”
“SHUT UP! Shut up! Oh my God, I don’t care!”
“Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.”
“Maybe I should, maybe I shouldn’t. It’s up for debate.”
“You can eat some stuff from the trash. A lot of it is in perfectly good shape.”
“I don’t have time for your shit, you dumbass dick bags!”
“I think, maybe, I was a centaur in my past life.”
“It’s like, hey everybody look at me, I’m one part robot, and three parts asshole.”
“Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong and I’m very interested in seeing that.”
“You abused alcohol, and that’s okay!”
“I ate all the pizza and drank all the beer.”
“You don’t know shit about cats.”
“Lets pretend you’re not who you are, and just try to attract a woman.”
“Don’t call me white trash.”
“I will smash your face into a jelly!”
“I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.”
“I can’t even get a bus to hit on me.”
“Take care of yourself, or whatever people say.”
“Come on, I steal lots of things. No need to get huffy.”
“Is anybody online the person that they say that they are?”
“Am I dead? I must be dead.”
Crowbar groans, placing his hand over his eyes in exasperation. “No, Die. Contrary to your dub, you ain’t damn dead.” Unfortunately, he thinks before waving that thought away.
“You are, however, seriously wounded, an’ I’d sure like to know what in the gracious everloving fuck you think you were doin’ by staying behind.” He folds his arms and settles into his usual impatient scowl. “Anytime soon would be real nice, too.”
You storm over to the New Base’s printer, tapping your foot like an angry metronome on presto. Once that... embarrassment of a solicitation card has been printed, you grudgingly bring your gaze back to it. You put down your weapon for just a moment, and make a big show of rending the paper in two, crumbling it up, finally throwing it into the foyer’s roaring fire.
It doesn’t seem to keep Itchy from laughing, though.
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HEIREATING:
( CHARLES BAUDELAIRE. )
“One should always be drunk.”
“The devil’s finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist.”
“Remembering is only a new form of suffering.”
“The beautiful is always bizarre.”
“It is the horrible burden of time, weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth.”
“Life swarms with innocent monsters.”
“I have cultivated my hysteria with pleasure and terror.”
“Life has but one true charm: the charm of the game.”
“What if we’re indifferent to whether we win or lose?”
“What can an eternity of damnation matter to someone who has felt, if only for a second, the infinity of delight?”
“The Devil pulls the strings which make us dance.”
“We find delight in the most loathsome things.”
“I am a cemetery by the moon, unblessed.”
“A multitude of small delights constitute happiness.”
“You walk on corpses, beauty, undismayed.”
“Even when she walks one would believe that she dances.”
“Evil is committed without effort, naturally, fatally.”
“Goodness is always the product of some art.”
“Nature has no imagination.”
“Pleasure consumes us.”
“My heart is lost; the beasts have eaten it.”
“It is the hour to be drunken!”
“I am damned.”
“Through the unknown, we’ll find the new.”
“I am the vampire of my own heart.”
“Am I dead? I must be dead.”
“Let us love gently.”
“The abyss waits to claim me as its own.”
“The Devil’s hand directs our every move; the things we loathed become the things we love.”
“My soul does not reply. My soul remains mute. Not a word. – Is my soul dead?”
“It doesn’t matter where! As long as it’s out of this world!”
“Have you then reached such a degree of torpor that you are only happy with your illness?”
“Heaven or hell — Who cares?”
“You shall be the queen of all men.”
“In the wasteland of desire, your eyes afford the wells to slake my thirst.”
“To wine, I prefer the elixir of your lips on which love flaunts itself.”
“Get drunk and stay that way.”
“How little remains of the man I once was.”
“Gold? I hate it as you hate God.”
“Neither tears nor laughter do I know.”
“Can monsters exist in the sight of one who alone knows how they were invented?”
“Flesh is willing, but the soul requires patience for its song.”
“But what does it matter what reality is outside myself?”
“Go then, with no perfume or pearls, only your nudity.”
“Each day we take another step to hell, descending through the stench, unhorrified.”
“I know that pain is the one nobility, upon which Hell itself cannot encroach.”
“Evil comes up softly like a flower.”
“It seems to me that I will always be happy in the place where I am not.”
“Who cares if you’re a blessing or a curse, so long as you bring light?”
“A god we shall create together, and we shall soar heavenward like sunbeams.”
“Suffering is a sacred remedy for all our sins.”
“A soul is a thing so impalpable, so often useless and sometimes such a nuisance.”
“To be wicked is never excusable.”
“Love is very similar to torture.”
“A tender heart unnerved by nothingness, hoards every fragment of the radiant past.”
“People adore authority.”
“Bring me your scarred breast.”
“Thought is incommunicable, even between people who love each other.”
““There are women who inspire you with the desire to conquer them and to take your pleasure of them; but this one fills you only with the desire to die slowly beneath her gaze.”
“My love is deep and gentle as the calmest seas.”
NO
‘lizzy you can’t swap the felt they don’t even have castes’
you underestimate my power
i hear the lord's sister is in town / the timeline :0c
“The other cherub, huh?”
Crowbar folds his arms after hearing the news, tapping his favored tool a couple times on the left shoulder.
He can’t say that a bit of shock doesn’t come with this revelation. After all, it feels like an eternity’s stretched since he last heard word about the elusive Muse, so reviled in life and death by the Boss he’d do just about anything for. He’d been able to gather two things from the few slur-riddled rants the young Caliborn lord had gone on. One, that fighting wasn’t her bag. Not for a minute. The other was that she was stone cold dead.
Tipping down the brim of his hat, he answers tersely.
“Sure is a tasty bit of gossip you fetched up there, stranger. But if I was her–” a furtive glance to the left, and to the right. “I’d hightail my sorry hide out of town before anythin’ unfortunate gets a chance of happenin’, you catch my drift?”
what i cant be excited to see my boss captain crotchsniff what up how ya been
Excuse me for being wary of your kinda excitement, considering it mostly entails some sorta shenanigans about to make my day a whole Hell lot more complicated than it needs to be.
You must be real out of it if you think that any kinda question like that is gonna get an answer aside from busier than a bee.
@miisterseven YOOOOOOOOOO
I don’t get it.
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