;)

[writing-prompt-s]

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

[mayhemandmoonlight]

@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[randomslasher]

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

[greelin]

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

[greelin]

you want to see my chin so bad, huh? my mouth? nose? want me to rawdog the air? freak

[peitalo]

i am wiggling around my bedto get warm. like worms maybe. you know. in the dirt and such

[grossxing]

[gayvampyr]

you’re in a State of depression

[charlesoberonn]

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[goth-princess-gwennie]

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

[peterjay-88]

Seriously…every cover is like this

[scumtrout]

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

[yamino]

[yamino]

Have another fake preview…

[yamino]

You guys are just encouraging me with these notes. 👀

[yamino]

I promised Twitter that if my tweet about this gets 300 retweets I’ll post another fake page. 👀

[yamino]

[weirdmageddon]

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

[funnytwittertweets]

[memewhore]

[mackenzith]

Obsessed with the shape of this man

[toastbutteregg]

[depsidase]

[simena]

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

[manticoreimaginary]

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

[lizardlicks]

why would you crop the dinosaur

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody’s not a fan of Dinotopia. James Gurney’s art is amazing. 

He modeled for that last one himself, which is just great.

Long live Dinotopia and James Gurney!

[badassdemonsword]

Look at the ground outside. See the brown stuff? That's dirt. Green stuff on top of it? don't get me started

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[memeclassheroes]