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( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ AYYYYY lmao

[whitepeopletwitter]

Probably Tenured

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cashcutie]

born to be mild

[420moshdad]

*mediocre guitar solo*

[straightgirl-deactivated2013102]

i love medieval art it’s like

first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy

gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok

someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what

my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches

idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun

[creatureprofessor]

indeed

[chunkecheeks]

My personal favorite is the nun harvesting dicks

[thebootydiaries]

Friend: why are you crying?

Me: I'm just so beautiful

[conbiniiko]

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

[daily-showerthoughts]

In horror movies you always summon demons by speaking latin. This is probably why it’s a dead language, it fucking killed everyone that spoke it

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[jasper-rolls]

bone healing juice

[iwashinaga]

milk

[jasper-rolls]

blocked

[mikas-dick]

Boy am I in the mood for some bone healing juice and cookies

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[sanerontheinside]

……… fuck.

[mikas-dick]

someone: *drives next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[shiny-shock-deactivated20190217]

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

[kandismon]

my kurotsuki fanbook “strawberry twilight“ is up for sale again!

you can buy it ♥ HERE ♥

also because i recently reached another follower milestone i decided it’s about time i give something back to you as a THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME ALL THE TIME, so i’m going to hold another ♥ GIVEAWAY ♥ !

more info & rules below:

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[420moshdad]

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

[frankrause]

Hi folks! I made the cover for the second printing of the Over The Garden Wall comic book, issue no. 2! Ask for it at your local comic book store!

Do you want the original sculpture I made for the cover photo? I’ll be giving it away! I’m posting this message on Tumblr, Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, and I’ll be giving the sculpture away to someone who likes or reposts this message! Good luck, everybody!

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.