Come Hell or High Water @hamster-run-faster - Tumblr Blog

Not sure which of my followers/mutuals are still here, but I MAY finally be deactivating this account after not really using it anymore for.....months?......years?.......

Right now I have to delete the app so I can have room on my ancient phone to install an app because I'm GOING TO A CONCERT TONIGHT! ALONE, ON A MONDAY!

That's something I never would've done a year ago and when I started using Tumblr I was super f***ing traumatized and unhealthy so I think it's also fitting to deactivate it here! Plus I'm really actively trying to get out and enjoy life (adult life permitting) and have in general been enjoying things. It's amazing.

I know I have my password written down SOMEWHERE so I can log back in later so will probably leave this up for a week or so, be well everyone ❤️

donald-trump-official

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

unashamedly-enthusiastic

donald-trump-official

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

sreegs

i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

sreegs

khangi

It’s rent time and we need help getting that out together! It is due on 8/4!!

Come help a couple of queer and disabled natives afford to pay their rent!

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khangi

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kaijuno

HELP!!

EMERGENCY RENT FUND

Hello, I am in dire need of rent money. I’ve just lost my job and I don’t know what to do. I’ve emptied what was left of my bank acccount into the rent but I’m still $744.50 short and I’m freaking the FUCK out because it’s not just me ending up on the streets, but my cat as well. Oh gods please share or donate if you can? My pinned post contains all the donation links I use. But for organization’s sake here are my links. Please please help if you can. I’m about 20 days away from living on the streets.

$0/$744.50

kaijuno

$143/$794.50

kaijuno

$240/$794.50

Thank you guys so much for all your help so quickly I love you all 🥹

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spillybun-deactivated20190921

Ominous positivity

spillybun-deactivated20190921

You will be okay. You have no choice.

jadedsoggy

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

justabirdy

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

randy-butter-bones

Happiness is coming. You can’t escape

nandomando

cryptidcola

it’s mothman’s birthday everyone say happy birthday mothman 🥳🎉

cryptidcola

mothman has been thotting it up in west virginia for 55 slutty, slutty years

pocket-size-cthulhu

If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

girard

its almost that special season of the year where we get to see our spotify wrapped and normal people get to say things like "omg isnt it kind of funny that i listened to one song on repeat 4479 times this year" and the most pretentious people ontumblr get to say things like "your joke about your spotify wrapped has shown me you have no sense of self and will die within the year"

astanaholic-deactivated20221112

I thought we all left Spotify? You saying people lied and chose convenience over their own morality?

girard

getting preached to about morality by an incest fanfiction writer

bonivers

meowntown

oncce again proving @animentality correct

animentality

that's the fastest I've ever seen y'all ready the horses, Jesus Christ.

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

plain-flavoured-english

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

forfuckssakejim

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

thesocklesswonder

Found in the comments. Also chaotically heroic

teamrocketing

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

weaselle

this is a man who has experienced The Public

keepcalmandcarriefischer

“Look at me”

theysaywhatasadsight

homunculus-argument

A sleight-of-hand magician routine that's also a stand-up comedy set about ADHD. Like I'm just there complaining about how I always lose or forget stuff, I change subject as I lose your track of thought, then suddenly remember that I was holding a fan in my hand and -

Where the FUCK did it go??

I ask the audience if they saw where it went. Not in my sleeve, there's just a handkerchief there. Nothing in my pockets. FUck, I don't even have any pockets. No, wait, was it in the - [a dove emerges from an improbable place] aw fuck I forgot to return that to the vet.

Now distracted by tugging a comical length of handkerchiefs out of my sleeve, I'll start telling the story of why, exactly, I was borrowing a pigeon from a vet in the first place. The story, which is lengthy, still doesn't go on as long as the string of handkerchiefs.