Michael_FazbearEntertainment

here to fuck around and find out. the REAL #1 springbonnie hater

[mike-fazbears69]

Introductory Post.

Hello! my name is Michael, but you may call me Mike. __________________________________________________________ GENERAL INFORMATION.

Despite the horrific thing that time has done to me, i'm only 24 if you don't count the time i've spent undead! Foxy fan, is it obvious? Yes, i AM British, and yes i DO say football for American soccer and soccer for American football. Another account like mine is @cazzidybluerazzidy __________________________________________________________ BOUNDARIES.

Please, don't ask me about how i died. it was very embarrassing. Don't ask me about my childhood or adulthood traumas either, if you would. SFW interaction ONLY, flirting is fine towards me though. I'm flattered by how many people find me attractive frankly.Don't overdo it though, you know what i mean. Don't ask me about politics, i don't care for it. __________________________________________________________ TAGS.

#mikewithfazbear'sopinions - General text posts. #mikewithfazbear'sasks - Ask posts.

[mike-fazbears69]

Are you silly

??? Maybe? It depends on what kind of 'silly' you mean.. Though silly as in stupid? Most likely.

[nacho-calamity]

How do we think Michael feels about Molton Freddy in pizza sim...that is just Ennard. It's a redesigned Ennard, it's the same thing that killed him. How...how's he doing? How we feeling Michael? You good man?

[mike-fazbears69]

Every time i look at that thing i feel something close to this image

[mike-fazbears69]

Well, unfortunately that whole 'chat more often' thing went right out of the window, didn't it? apologies..

[somethingisrottinginutah]

Brovolone pulling up with all of his money for every ounce of bubblegum in the convenience store

[mike-fazbears69]

Well, would you look at that. I've gotten better, and i'm back! And no i am NOT slim shady stop asking me Rosemarie

[cazzidybluerazzidy]

HII!!! HI AGAIN OLD MAN!!

[mike-fazbears69]

Hello again, Cassidy!

[mike-fazbears69]

Well, would you look at that. I've gotten better, and i'm back! And no i am NOT slim shady stop asking me Rosemarie

[jerryfitz]

welcome back buddy.

[mike-fazbears69]

Hello darling!

[mike-fazbears69]

Well, would you look at that. I've gotten better, and i'm back! And no i am NOT slim shady stop asking me Rosemarie

[theghostlyskeleton]

yes, but ARE you slim shady, michael? >:)

[mike-fazbears69]

No. I am not slim shady, Marie.

[mike-fazbears69]

Well, would you look at that. I've gotten better, and i'm back! And no i am NOT slim shady stop asking me Rosemarie

[mike-fazbears69]

A small annoucement;

So, i haven't been feeling very well lately.. So i've decided i'll be taking a break-- or hiatus, for an unknown amount of time. Apologies to anyone who was looking forward to seeing me... Yap.

[nacho-calamity]

important question, do we think that Michael would eat a Mac n’ cheese sandwich?

[mike-fazbears69]

Yes. I infact would. Sounds a lot like something i would've made for my siblings, actually..

[ask-freddys-mechaquarium]

One big reason I love working at Freddy's Fantasy Waterpark is thinking about how many awesome memories I made at this place as a kid.

Being a part of the team here, and passing that joy onto the next generation... It means the world to me.

Anyways, what's YOUR favorite memory at a Freddy Fazbear's location? Let us know 🙂🏖️

- Roy

[mike-fazbears69]

My personal favorite is when it burned down! Twice in a row! Fun times. And maybe when the company opened its first location, that was only because i was a kid though

[mike-schmidt-offical]

hey hey hey weird other version of the british picklemuncher you wanna know a secret. Bonnie is blue... trust me bro i was the carpet while he was being made - @cazzidybluerazzidy

what

[cazzidybluerazzidy]

blue bonnie.. blue bonniiee (hypnotizing you) any other color of bonnie is old man PROPAGANDA!!!

[mike-fazbears69]

Wow okay fuck you too blue raspberry child.. Did you know that blue raspberry isn't a real flavour? Fun little tidbit for you.

[nightguard-87]

Pizza

Frights is selling Pizza now!! And its great!!

[mike-fazbears69]

Is there pickle pizza? Because that's the only way i'm eating any type of pizza..

[nightguard-87]

no.. we cant even afford dough

[mike-fazbears69]

Fuckin PARDON? How does one not afford dough yet still sell pizza?? (Inless you're pulling fazbear shenanigans and substituting the dough for cardboard..)

[nightguard-87]

Pizza

Frights is selling Pizza now!! And its great!!

[mike-fazbears69]

Is there pickle pizza? Because that's the only way i'm eating any type of pizza..

[cazzidybluerazzidy]

i'm cancelling you british boy

[mike-fazbears69]

For pickle pizza? Truly malicious, Cassidy.

[nightguard-87]

Pizza

Frights is selling Pizza now!! And its great!!

[mike-fazbears69]

Is there pickle pizza? Because that's the only way i'm eating any type of pizza..