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Mike/18/M/Cyclops Hello friends, fellow students, internet strangers my name is Mike Wazowski and you should remember the name because I'm going to be the BEST SCARER EVER!!!!!!!!!

[mikemoezowski]

i can not be REPLACED.

[randybloggs]

of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.

..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?

[mikemoezowski]

yeah… wait no! dont try to change the subject!!! i caught you red handed with that frog! >O’(

[randybloggs]

I told you that was nothing!! And besides he’s engaged!! He’s already found his true love!!!

And you’re a much prettier shade of green anyhow

[mikemoezowski]

oh... oh really?... you think so??.....////////

[mikemoezowski]

i can not be REPLACED.

[randybloggs]

of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.

..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?

[mikemoezowski]

yeah... wait no! dont try to change the subject!!! i caught you red handed with that frog! >O'(

[mikemoezowski]

i can not be REPLACED.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*

[randybloggs]

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*

w…….wha… really you think so?

i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!

[randybloggs]

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

[mikemoezowski]

RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randybloggs]

OH UH… MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE

*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I’m just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn’t mean anything not matter how handsome and sexy he may be)

[mikemoezowski]

YEAH WELL i came on to post some selfies which FYI NOBODY INCLUDING MY SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND LIKED

"BUTTERING UP"  "SEXY!?!?" UGH WHOS THIS A-HOLE?!?!? >O''''''''''( 

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*

[randybloggs]

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*

w…….wha… really you think so?

i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!

[randybloggs]

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

[mikemoezowski]

RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikemoezowski]

reblog my selfies 

[mikemoezowski]

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[mikemoezowski]

[mikemoezowski]

well hey i was mostyl pretty in character

[mikemoezowski]

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[dcarlton75]

*don tapping wrist*

[mikemoezowski]

wtf are you doing

[mikemoezowski]

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[jamezpzullivan-blog]

well NOW which guy am i supposed to kiss???

[mikemoezowski]

WHY DONT-

WHY DONT YOU GO KISS... YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOH

[mikemoezowski]

Have You Ever Stolen Anything??

NO!!!! Well okay I accidentally stole some candy in the 4th grade and when I realized I had extra candy that I DIDN’T PAY FOR I cried and had to confess to my mom.

[mikemoezowski]

I DECIDED DON'T LIKE SULLIVAN ANYMORE I TRIED FOLKS I TRIED

[mikemoezowski]

have you ever NOT been a giant nerd lol

I WAS NEVER A GIANT NERD GET OUT OF MY LIFE

[askboxmemes]

Let’s play "Have you ever?". You ask me and I have to answer you, yes or no.