what should i spend hans’s money on
get a moped, sir
and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.
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@randybloggs
what should i spend hans’s money on
get a moped, sir
and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.
dont frowny face me
what should i spend hans’s money on
get a moped, sir
and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.
what should i spend hans’s money on
get a moped, sir
and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.
i can not be REPLACED.
of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.
..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?
yeah… wait no! dont try to change the subject!!! i caught you red handed with that frog! >O’(
I told you that was nothing!! And besides he’s engaged!! He’s already found his true love!!!
And you’re a much prettier shade of green anyhow
oh… oh really?… you think so??…..////////
of course michael.. like a lovely green apple but twice as sweet
i can not be REPLACED.
of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.
..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?
yeah… wait no! dont try to change the subject!!! i caught you red handed with that frog! >O’(
I told you that was nothing!! And besides he's engaged!! He's already found his true love!!!
And you're a much prettier shade of green anyhow
i can not be REPLACED.
of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?
well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*
RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH UH… MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE
*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I’m just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn’t mean anything not matter how handsome and sexy he may be)
YEAH WELL i came on to post some selfies which FYI NOBODY INCLUDING MY SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND LIKED
"BUTTERING UP" "SEXY!?!?" UGH WHOS THIS A-HOLE?!?!? >O”””””(
I WAS WHISPERING FOR A REASON, MICHAEL
*speaking through gritted teeth* THis is Contantine, sweetheart, he’s a big name crimina—uh.. office manager and my new boss
yes hello little green eye ball i am the official manager boss man here see my suit? it is a very nice suit it is what we businessmen wear isnt that right number 2- i mean purple lizard with glasses
my name is Randy sir
*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*
you know sir.. you have lovely eyes
*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*
w…….wha… really you think so?
i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!
well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*
RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH UH… MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE
*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I’m just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn’t mean anything not matter how handsome and sexy he may be)
YEAH WELL i came on to post some selfies which FYI NOBODY INCLUDING MY SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND LIKED
"BUTTERING UP" "SEXY!?!?" UGH WHOS THIS A-HOLE?!?!? >O”””””(
I WAS WHISPERING FOR A REASON, MICHAEL
*speaking through gritted teeth* THis is Contantine, sweetheart, he's a big name crimina--uh.. office manager and my new boss
*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*
*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*
you know sir.. you have lovely eyes
*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*
w…….wha… really you think so?
i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!
well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*
RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH UH... MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE
*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I'm just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn't mean anything no matter how handsome and sexy he may be)
*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*
*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*
you know sir.. you have lovely eyes
*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*
w…….wha… really you think so?
i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!
well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it's hard to not know.. I've never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*
what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles
what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.
then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
uh
horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir
*constantine says nothing he just blankly stares at randy for several minutes never blinking*
(gives a sheepish and adorable grin ?)
*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*
*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*
you know sir.. you have lovely eyes
here they are sir
mm! homemade.
what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles
what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.
then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
uh
horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir
*constantine says nothing he just blankly stares at randy for several minutes never blinking*
(gives a sheepish and adorable grin ?)
sir I got the brownies
oh great finally!
show me.
here they are sir
mm! homemade.
what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles
what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.
then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
uh
horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir
sir I got the brownies
oh great finally!
show me.
here they are sir
mm! homemade.
what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles
what no.. it's just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.
OH HAHA.. OK.. gonna… steal some….. brownies. here we go. I’m gonna do it.
i am waiting number 2………..
yes! here you go! fresh brownies. I mean they might seem sorta of you know not warm and fresh but that’s what happens you know. when you have to steal them. like I did
………………………….you promise me you stole these yourself number 2……. you swear as an evil criminal mastermind..?
sir, I swear from the bottom of my three hearts.
sir I got the brownies
oh great finally!
show me.
here they are sir
mm! homemade.
OH HAHA.. OK.. gonna… steal some….. brownies. here we go. I’m gonna do it.
i am waiting number 2………..
yes! here you go! fresh brownies. I mean they might seem sorta of you know not warm and fresh but that's what happens you know. when you have to steal them. like I did