"Fear makes us feel our monstrosity." - B Discary

A student at Monsters University. 19/Male/Reptilian. Socially liberal and fiscally conservative, enjoys reading, blogging and taking long walks at midnight.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

what should i spend hans’s money on

[randybloggs]

get a moped, sir

and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

no

[randybloggs]

:(

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

dont frowny face me

[randybloggs]

:x

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

what should i spend hans’s money on

[randybloggs]

get a moped, sir

and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

no

[randybloggs]

:(

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

what should i spend hans’s money on

[randybloggs]

get a moped, sir

and you know those cute miniature tents stores use for displays? you should get a BUNCH of those. like ten.

[mikemoezowski]

i can not be REPLACED.

[randybloggs]

of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.

..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?

[mikemoezowski]

yeah… wait no! dont try to change the subject!!! i caught you red handed with that frog! >O’(

[randybloggs]

I told you that was nothing!! And besides he’s engaged!! He’s already found his true love!!!

And you’re a much prettier shade of green anyhow

[mikemoezowski]

oh… oh really?… you think so??…..////////

[randybloggs]

of course michael.. like a lovely green apple but twice as sweet

[mikemoezowski]

i can not be REPLACED.

[randybloggs]

of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.

..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?

[mikemoezowski]

yeah… wait no! dont try to change the subject!!! i caught you red handed with that frog! >O’(

[randybloggs]

I told you that was nothing!! And besides he's engaged!! He's already found his true love!!!

And you're a much prettier shade of green anyhow

[mikemoezowski]

i can not be REPLACED.

[randybloggs]

of course not Michael.. no one could ever replace you.. please Michael I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

..would it help if I baked you some brownies..?

[randybloggs]

  well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

[mikemoezowski]

RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randybloggs]

OH UH… MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE

*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I’m just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn’t mean anything not matter how handsome and sexy he may be)

[mikemoezowski]

YEAH WELL i came on to post some selfies which FYI NOBODY INCLUDING MY SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND LIKED

"BUTTERING UP"  "SEXY!?!?" UGH WHOS THIS A-HOLE?!?!? >O”””””( 

[randybloggs]

I WAS WHISPERING FOR A REASON, MICHAEL

*speaking through gritted teeth* THis is Contantine, sweetheart, he’s a big name crimina—uh.. office manager and my new boss

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

yes hello little green eye ball i am the official manager boss man here see my suit? it is a very nice suit it is what we businessmen wear isnt that right number 2- i mean purple lizard with glasses

[randybloggs]

my name is Randy sir

[randybloggs]

  *sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*

w…….wha… really you think so?

i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!

[randybloggs]

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

[mikemoezowski]

RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randybloggs]

OH UH… MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE

*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I’m just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn’t mean anything not matter how handsome and sexy he may be)

[mikemoezowski]

YEAH WELL i came on to post some selfies which FYI NOBODY INCLUDING MY SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND LIKED

"BUTTERING UP"  "SEXY!?!?" UGH WHOS THIS A-HOLE?!?!? >O”””””( 

[randybloggs]

I WAS WHISPERING FOR A REASON, MICHAEL

*speaking through gritted teeth* THis is Contantine, sweetheart, he's a big name crimina--uh.. office manager and my new boss

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*

[randybloggs]

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*

w…….wha… really you think so?

i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!

[randybloggs]

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it’s hard to not know.. I’ve never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

[mikemoezowski]

RANDALL BOGGS YOU TWO TIMING JERK!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randybloggs]

OH UH... MICHAEL.. HELLO I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T USING YOUR BLOG ANYMORE

*whispers in his ear* (sweetie I'm just trying to butter up the boss ok?? it doesn't mean anything no matter how handsome and sexy he may be)

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*

[randybloggs]

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*constantine is surprised by this!! wtf………..*

w…….wha… really you think so?

i mean i know! i am extremely attractive!

[randybloggs]

well yes of course you would know already, I mean.. it's hard to not know.. I've never met such a handsome frog as you, sir *looks away demurely*

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

  what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles

[randybloggs]

what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

[randybloggs]

uh

horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*constantine says nothing he just blankly stares at randy for several minutes never blinking*

[randybloggs]

(gives a sheepish and adorable grin ?)

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*leans rly close looks randy right in the eye with the most intimidating stare ever*

[randybloggs]

*sweats nervously but also starts blushing*

you know sir.. you have lovely eyes

[randybloggs]

  here they are sir

mm! homemade.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles

[randybloggs]

what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

[randybloggs]

uh

horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

*constantine says nothing he just blankly stares at randy for several minutes never blinking*

[randybloggs]

(gives a sheepish and adorable grin ?)

[randybloggs]

sir I got the brownies

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

oh great finally!

show me.

[randybloggs]

here they are sir

mm! homemade.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles

[randybloggs]

what no.. it’s just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

then what are those pile of hosTESS BROWNIE WRAPPERS ON THE GROUND!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

[randybloggs]

uh

horrendous littering on the part of some miscreant brats who were here before us, sir

[randybloggs]

sir I got the brownies

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

oh great finally!

show me.

[randybloggs]

here they are sir

mm! homemade.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

what is this shit……these are the disgusting packaged ones… with their horrible sprinkles

[randybloggs]

what no.. it's just.. really professionally done. I swear that grandma used some kind of frosting machine.

[randybloggs]

OH HAHA.. OK.. gonna… steal some….. brownies. here we go. I’m gonna do it.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

i am waiting number 2………..

[randybloggs]

yes! here you go! fresh brownies. I mean they might seem sorta of you know not warm and fresh but that’s what happens you know. when you have to steal them. like I did

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

………………………….you promise me you stole these yourself number 2……. you swear as an evil criminal mastermind..?

[randybloggs]

sir, I swear from the bottom of my three hearts.

[randybloggs]

sir I got the brownies

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

oh great finally!

show me.

[randybloggs]

here they are sir

mm! homemade.

[randybloggs]

OH HAHA.. OK.. gonna… steal some….. brownies. here we go. I’m gonna do it.

[worldsmostdangerousfrog]

i am waiting number 2………..

[randybloggs]

yes! here you go! fresh brownies. I mean they might seem sorta of you know not warm and fresh but that's what happens you know. when you have to steal them. like I did