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@mikes-and-the-beast
'Okay so Mike has only made one appearance in any merch and it wasn't even a clear photo! Someone higher up had to have-'
'Hey Boss? I got that thingy up and running.'
'Finally! Took you long enough. Now I can finally share my Mike theories with the world!'
🎵🎶!!!
I've been listening to too much sabaton lately, so I was wondering do you guys have any favorite songs/albums/artists?
'Pluey likes Vocaloid a lot, he's been listening to some group called Flavor Foley? I like the one song he plays a lot about being spoken for. Jongler actually doesn't listen to too much music and when they do it's in their headphones so I don't really know what they like. I've been listening to a lot of Lemon Demon, especially You're at the Party. Some of it feels relatable... in a way.'
Might I Propose "Backstage Beast," Or Simply "Backstage," As A Nickname For The Beast?
-TV Time SUPERFAN!!!!!! (TVTS)
'...'
(That is kinda a cool name..)
'Backstage Beast is fine.'
What if you give The Beast *dramatic pause* a serious nickname
'The Beast doesn't need a nickname!... (It could be cool though...)'
Have you guys tried asking him? He seems like he might know
'Somehow I doubt he has any answers.'
What if the original Mike was actually a certain mailman... I hear at least for some time after their work with Mr. Physical Challenge they were living in cyber city's trash zone. They say he broke. The kind of man who would have split personalities
'I dunno... if that was the case then it wouldn't really match up with the new theory that Mike is still here...'
Have you considered giving The Beast (dramatic pause) a fun nickname?
'No.'
Ok so I saw someone recently mentioned the phone, however based on what I've heard about... certain lightners it seems as though phones may not become darkners, I've only heard garbage noise come from the other end. The microwave, however... but I don't quite see why mr. Physical Challenge would rely on a microwave. Besides Mike rowave sounds like terrible name
'Yeah I don't think Mike is a microwave but- wait Mr. Physical Challenge??'
Annotation required: I did not say that Mike IS the beast, simply that they are potentially related in some way.
'Yeah just... just related sure I'm technically... it's... I'm sorry I need a moment.'
I have calculated a roughly 48 percent chance that Mike is related to the "beast" you have previously mentioned.
✠Praise unto the Machine✠
'Mike isn't the Beast! Stop talking about it! I should know I'm-'
'I-ignore that... please...'
What if Mike was one of the lighteners who used to show up at the Dreemur Household? Or maybe whoever previously housed Tenna before the Dreemurs, if he was previously used?
'I don't think they'd be a lightner, lightners can affect our lives by moving us or using us in certain ways but they can't directly interact with the dark world unless there's a dark fountain in the area. As for if it was who owned him before, Tenna grew up here... well at least grew up as much as a darkner can. We don't really grow, just kinda appear after a lightner cares about us at least a little.'
(Cat ears: 1/10)
What if Mike's a jester?
No but in all seriousness I saw what I think was a darkner lurking around in a jester costume (OOC: NOT Jevil!) and stuff muttering that they were Mike, that was weird-
'A... Jester? I haven't seen any jesters around here. If I see a jester running around I suppose I'll look into it.'
(Cat ears: 2/10)
The landline phone in the dremurr household has no darkner equivalent
Mike
Mike R Phone
Mike is the phone
'Oh wait that... That actually makes sense, though it is funny that part of this phone theory hinges on my microphone theory.'
(Cat ears: 3/10)
December 1999? Does Mike have any other connections to Y2K?
'Not that I know of, none of our tech went out when Mike "left" or when Y2K happened so... guess not.'
(Cat ears: 4/10)
hey, I just noticed something. the Mike calendar is from 1999, and I'm like 80% sure that Spamton guy left sometime in the late 90s. either that's an old photo on the calendar, the calendar's one of the last things Mike did (if we're following the Mike left for Spamton theoty), or the "retirement" of Spamton and the disappearance of Mike are unrelated.
-🕶
'Wait.. yeah, that "Spamton" guy left sometime around the beginning of 1998 and midway through that year was when I found that sticky note... but that has to be Mike I've never seen a darkner that looks like that...'
'Did Mike ever truly leave..?'
(Cat ears: 5/10)
I have a theory that Spamton and Mike left not long after Dess Holiday went missing. Surely you've heard of her. I can only assume Tenna did a missing person's broadcast for her. Which if he did would probably be hard on him since she used to visit the Dreemurr household.
'Finally alone... I can take this-'
'What- how did you- I-... I'm just not gonna question it anymore... you managed to give me cat ears... somehow.'
'Ah. There they are. Dess huh?.. somehow I feel like I know that's that lost girl someone else mentioned... Tenna never did an emergency broadcast, I'm not sure if he even knows she was lost...'
(Cat ears: 6/10)
(Later that night.)
(Maybe it was a mistake to start this whole blog thing... I'm not sure if I can go on like this... I just wish for one day I could just...)
(TAKE IT OFF.)