Hello, I'm Mike and you are?

My take on life.

[suffersdoodles]

Disclaimer: this probably isn’t a very good recipe but it’s mine. Also, details of the recipe can be found in the tapas link below (if you wanna try it).

⭐’s Diary 

[theforeverknight]

I tried this today and it was so good!

Okay looking good.

Okay we’re ready

Holy Shit

Well that was the best 5 minutes of my week! Guess who’s making hot chocolate every morning for the rest of forever?

[wingolight]

Your eyes got MASSIVE!

[theglaremage]

This is a pure and wholesome game

[kushandwizdom]

I want a relationship where people know of us but nothing about us.

Scenic Vibe

(via kushandwizdom)

[pynkdemonnn]

Shout out to pornhub acknowledging national women’s day more than Facebook or tumblr

[igmakeup]

[summerdiaryproject]

[tguzz]

GOALS

[normalshrimp]

[bob-belcher]

[library-mermaid-blog]

[tjeanal]

[mikes-life]

[buzzfeed]

🙌

[strongbowdarkfruit]

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[asian]

[paprika]

[betterthankanyebitch]