Battat

Theorizing on the identity of Mike. The daily is kind of iffy.

[miketheoriesdaily]

Okay, I'm here to find any evidence about Mike, since Queen said the internet is "full of knowledge". I'm going to be posting some of my theories and I am WILLING to let others add on to or disprove them, so I can have more input. Don't think I trust any of you. Everything added onto my theories will be taken with a grain of salt. Also don't mess around or I'll ask Tenna to put you all on blast once his programs air again. And for the record, I'm the ONLY one on this blog. There is no one else here.

(OOC under cut)

(This is an RP blog (kind of?) but it's not specifically for RP. This is just more of a stupid gimmicky blog, and none of the theories are meant to be taken seriously. Posts won't be that long nor well put together, so don't get your hopes up. I'm definitely not going to be in character. This is more testing the waters with Battat and I'll commit to a full character blog if I have enough fun with it. Pluey and Jongler won't have anything to say unless directly spoken to, since this is a Battat blog.)

Tagging System:

#Theory Posts - Theories about Mike

#OOC - Out of character posts

#Other Posts - Posts unrelated to Mike

#Ask Tag - Answers to Tumblr asks

#Battat, #Pluey, #Jongler - Posts that have dialogue from specific characters (ex. If an ask is sent for Jongler to answer, it will be put in #Jongler)

#Reblog - Posts that I have something to add onto

#Cork Board - Asks with theories in them

(If you don't want me interacting with you please just block me, or if something i did made you uncomfortable, please reach out.)

[miketheoriesdaily]

Become green again

Trust me, I WISH I was green again. But then, the red pippins would know it was me and I wouldn't have time to carry out my ultra strategic plan.

*Battat does not seem to actually have a plan

(longest arc in history. red arc)

[miketheoriesdaily]

^q^ would you say you taste good

Maybe asked the person who licked me. They'd know.

*Battat shudders at the recollection of what had just happened

I'm not here to theorize about my own taste; I'M HERE TO THEORIZE ABOUT MIKE. You guys are gross AND ALSO interupting what I have going on at the pippinses house!

[miketheoriesdaily]

Ara Ara become pregnant /j /ref

CAN WE JUST BE DONE WITH THE BABY THING? LIKE I JUST ANSWERED TO A DIFFERENT ONE OF YOU, I CAN'T HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES LIKE THAT UNTIL I FIND MIKE!

[jobrepeller]

his greed knows no bounds

[miketheoriesdaily]

Ara Ara become pregnant /j /ref

CAN WE JUST BE DONE WITH THE BABY THING? LIKE I JUST ANSWERED TO A DIFFERENT ONE OF YOU, I CAN'T HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES LIKE THAT UNTIL I FIND MIKE!

[miketheoriesdaily]

lickijg you

EW! CAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS IM CONDUCTING HERE?!?

*Battat uses their poncho to wipe off the Saliva

[miketheoriesdaily]

why do people want you yo be a father so badddd what is going onnn

WE'RE STILL ON THIS AREN'T WE?!? THERE IS NO BABY. IM GLAD YOU SEE THE RIDICULOUSNESS IN THIS TOO ANON! I'm not prepared for fatherhood I need tofindMikefirstthatcomesfirstbeforeanythingelse.

*Battat seems to pick up in the speed of which they talk, likely to make up for lost time.

[immortal-cataclysm]

Playing Pretend

[fernsehzeit]

Happy Valentine's day weeee

[miketheoriesdaily]

I have created an army

There are other green pippins...? WAIT! These guys are green with WHITE PIPS! I'm white with green pips. Still one of a kind!

[miketheoriesdaily]

the baby is mike

For the last time, there IS NO BABY.

[mizuu-h]

Whatever

[miketheoriesdaily]

Di Yu si de teletuviz? (did you see the Teletubbies?)

Yeah, we used to broadcast it for Kris. Well, I haven't really SEEN it. We sometimes watch what we broadcast but our main focus is keeping everything running.

[miketheoriesdaily]

[puts the shadow crystal infront of battat’s eye and he now has to look through it]

ha ha now u got to look

*Battat closes his eyes and pushes the crystal away.*

Do you MIND? For the LAST time, I don't trust your weird crystal thing, and I for sure am NOT going to look into it. Now go away, I'm busy.

[pumpkinspicedpocketspace]

Fitting in.

[miketheoriesdaily]

Dude do you know Miles "Tails" Power

No? Is that some darkner from another dark world or something??? Why would you be curious about me in relation to them? Is this important? AM I MISSING SOMETHING?!?