Mike Trocchia

HR and Social Media

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Happy four (4) year anniversary my love, feat. excerpts from the card!!! How the years have gone by is nothing short of amazing. From when I first met you back in 2018, to our Seaside rendezvous in the summer of 2019, to our Ripleys believe-it -or-not we made it to partially Covid-torn Atlantic City in 2020, to a trip to MILDWOOD in 2021 for a memory lane walkthrough. What will the future hold? Who knows, all I know is I want to discover & create it with you baby ❤️. Love you so much and I can’t wait for what’s to come, happy anniversary!!!! #4yearanniversary!! #ILoveYouBaby (and if it’s quite alright something something something… 😉) ❤️😘🥰😍🎉🥳💥🥂 (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChhrsBAOQGf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Happy national girlfriend day to the only one for me @onecait_uccinoplease!! You are my rock and an inspiration to all of us. Life isn’t always easy, but you power through it all and make us all happy. Things will fall into place soon and the hardships of the past will prove instrumental and allow us to conquer any obstacles in our way. Love you baby and hope you’re having a great day ❤️🥰😍😘!!! (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgvCodoOOVs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Happy 26th birthday my baby girl/schmoopy!! I am so proud of you and all you have accomplished so far. Every day, I still can’t wrap my head around how blessed I am to know you and still have you right by my side. I love you so much and only want the absolute best for you. I know you are going to do some amazing things in the next few years, and I will do whatever I can to help you on your journey. We can do anything together and I wouldn’t want to do that with anyone else but VU. Love you again baby ❤️😍😘🥰, sorry we can’t celebrate today (thanks Obama/Starbucks), but on the weekend, we shall rejoice and be MERRY (the occasion is a still a secret, no spoilerinos, hahahahaha 😂 😉)!!! (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfC5yJcJWCy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Happy #internationalwomensday to the most powerful, beautiful, and amazing woman I have ever met in my entire life (besides you mom, don’t worry 😉 )! I don’t know what I would do without you right by my side, you give me the strength I need to get through the day with a smile on my face. You are the unsung 🦸‍♀️ and you deserve waaaay more credit than anyone could ever possibly give you. I can’t thank you enough for everything you’ve done for me baby, and I just want you to be happy, as you deserve nothing but the best! Good things are right around the corner, and we will chase them down and snatch together. I love you so much baby, enjoy the rest of today and into tomorrow since I made this post waaay past late lol 😂 ❤️😘🥰😍 (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca3XL2aNKy8/?utm_medium=tumblr

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How you’re still with my crazy butt after all these eons is nothing short of a Miracle. Happy Valentine’s Day baby! You’re the most important loving other half at my side right now and I wouldn’t trade you for ANYTHING! Not even all the Call of Duty, Steak, Giants, with a LEMON WEDGE on top. NOPPEEE. You’re better than all that….well, maybe….NO, you are!! Love you baby thanks again for everything and all that you do for my weirdo brain 🧠 ❤️😘😍🥰 (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ_D7RQOEqV/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Happy 3 year anniverasario baby!!! @onecait_uccinoplease_sawicklebergerthethird I love you so much and I could not be happier that you’re still with my goofy butt for all these years. We’ve been through so much, from our first date first location being rained out, pic-a-nics, to pumpkin picking, painting, seahorse riding, rollercoaster riding, the beaches, D&B, axe throwing, and so much more! After tomorrow, we’re both masters of not only degrees, but our destinies, and I can’t wait to share it further with you my darling. No matter HWHAT, I tell ya HWHAT, no mob boss, burger joint, evil scientist and grandson, 600 lb GORILLA, or even squidward’s house could ever tear us apart ❤️!!!Love you again so much and hope your enjoy the fun I’ve put together for us today!!! ❤️😍😘🥰 #threeyears #myangel #suprisesinstore 😉 (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CS0qkDfN-92/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Happy #nationalgirlfriendday to the woman I love ❤️! Thanks for everything you do for me, as you inspire all of us to be the best that we are every single day. I don’t know what I would do without you 😘. But, sorry to say babe, but I will NEVER, EVER stop taking pictures of YOU 😉. No matter how many times you ask, I tell ya HWHAT!! THOSE HANDS CAN’T HIDE YOUR GORGEOUS FACE FROM THE CAMERA 📸 😍. In all seriousness, I love you baby and don’t know what I would do without you ❤️😘😍🥰! Hope you’re having a great day at work and giving out lots of puppucinos :) #nationalgirlfriendday #iloveyou #3weeksto3years (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSCyi1CpGq-/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Sometimes they say 25 is funnier than 24. Unfortunately, there’s nothing “Beavis & Butthead-tier” funny within that Spongebob line, so I can’t make a proper joke. Butt, I still love you my non-butt munch other half ❤️ @onecait_uccinoplease ! Happy 25th birthday baby! I think this pandemic has proven that nothing can get in our way, and I wasn’t going to let anything get in your way, especially not on your special day. From finishing up grad school with your MFA to starting a new job, the roads ahead of you are limitless, and I couldn’t be more proud of you. Love you so much, hope you enjoy the surprises today and AFTER the next day 😉😘😍🥰❤️ Note: I do not own the SpongeBob video clip utilized in this post. It is copyright nickelodeon property and is being utilized under the “fair use” doctrine. (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQVIxTltT4M/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Happy #internationalwomensday2021 to my other half @caitlin.e.sawicki ❤️😘😍🥰! I love you so much my darling, thanks being right by my side through everything, even after we chug down pizza with extra 🧄...to be fair, breathe isn’t the only thing that’s affected 😂😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/CMKpJq7phdQ/?igshid=8numwgycw439

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This one, as ALMOST always, goes out to my love, my best friend, my everything, my love, my gardener, and my other half: HAPPY 3RD VALENTINE’S DAY BABY!!! ❤️😘🥰😍! IG needs to get rid of the single photo limit because I have about 398+ photos I would like to include here too. But, in the interest of data capacities, privacy, and Mr. Krab’s sweat of success portraits, I’ll post that somewhere else 😂😅. Can’t wait to celebrate with you soon and take you to the soon-to-be NOT A SECRET “NO MORE” events, LOUVE YOU!! 😘❤️ #VDAY2021 #3rdVDayTogether #SECRETEVENTS #herecomestheSUN (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLR3lN8J9DH/?igshid=1oqo3x00guu2o

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Y’know how nobody says, “if you don’t like it, shelf it?” Well, now they’ll be able to (even though they won’t)! Just kidding, @papatrocchia and I helped set up the shelves I got @caitlin.e.sawicki over the weekend. Hope you like it baby, love you😘❤️. Just don’t put your 100 lb make up bag up there, I’m not liable for gaping 🕳s juttin’ from the wall from where your first dollar, err I mean, portraits of Patrick (star) or just the trinkets that say “I love you” can go, hahaha #JustShelfIt #Workworkworkworkwork #Funn’Easy #ForSchmoopy (at Clifton, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJWJJjnpHxM/?igshid=uu86yt3d4pok

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Well @thatisraelichic and Eric, Carl the world-dominating robot you gave me a year ago is finally assembled and ready to go...for display, haha! Just have to make a few minor adjustments and put the batteries in and he will be ready!!! Thanks again for this gift, it was a lot of work but it was really special and a crap ton of fun to make and completely worth it :)!!!! #RobotsofIG #WORLDDOMINATION #Engineering (at East Hanover, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJChtQTJd6_/?igshid=2mj9jd26vbqy

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By the Elon’s above, Chef of the Mike’s, and Keychains of the BUTTS, I declare this birthday, PERRRRFECTO!! Thanks for making 26 funnier than 24 and 25 COMBINED my SCHMOOPLEDSCHMOOPBURGER @caitlin.e.sawicki . You’re my everything and I can’t thank you enjoy for all you do for me. Love you so much and can’t wait to see you SOONSKIS ❤️😍🥰😘🎁 #birthdaypresents #perfectGF #QuarantineBDTogether #26>25&24 (at East Hanover, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGn6DlaJLoz/?igshid=133wsv5nctkg6

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In respect of the minimal choice presenting social media message character limitations, I'll keep this message short and save the rest for other means (despite my want to keep it longer. You win this round, lizard man). Okay, this post is, obviously, as you can tell by the colors, in honor of SPACE EXPLORATION DAY TO SAVE MANKIND!! Just kidding, this is actually in honor of my 2 year anniversary with the LOUVE of my life. Who would've thunk we'd make it to 2 years so quickly. One may say it's "2" quick, but I think just like those young bears (which apparently I am referred to sometimes) it's jusssst right. I love you so much baby and no matter what happens we will always work anything and everything out; with you by my side, nothing is impossible 😘❤️😍🥰 #2years #anniversary #mylove (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEJzzwAJZmW/?igshid=1qz63oshivgbu

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Happy belated national girlfriend day to the woman I love @caitlin.e.sawicki. No matter how much we argue over raisins in our pudding or decide on the best detergent in town vs. around, I will always love you for everything you do for me and us. Truly one of the most selfless people I have ever met in my entire life and I don’t want to change anything about you, baby. You make me a better person each and every day and I hope I’m doing the same for you. Love you so much and here is a small token of my appreciation and thanks for all you do ❤️😘😍🥰 #happynationalgfday #happylieferiksonday #whichhastagisbest #loveyousomucb (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDad0M0J8-o/?igshid=zmdkefbbj02d

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I’m just gonna come right out and say: HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON err I mean HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY BABY! This has been an insane year that I don’t think anyone thought would have played out the way it did. But, at least we still make time to play hard and have fun and make the most of our time in this new world. It may be different, smells weird and has aliens watching closely, but none of that can bring us down...WITHOUT a FIGHT, at least ⚔️! I love you so much schmoopbaby, have a great day and can’t wait to celebrate with you soon 😘❤️😍🥰😂 🎁 🎂 🎉 (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBqLrBSpjim/?igshid=qef4lhalnrnd

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Happy #internationalwomensday to one of the bravest, strongest, cutest, gorgeousest, amazing and perfect women I have the privilege to know. @caitlin.e.sawicki is all of these wrapped into one and more (spongebob: and more?!). I don’t know what I would do and where I would be with you my love. You’re my guiding light and I thank you for everything you’ve done for me so far in our ~1.567 year journey and I can’t wait for what lies around the corner. Love you again my angel 😇❤️😘😍🥰 #mybaby #shesthecatspajamas #thatlastonedidntmakesensebutyougetthepicture #oneandonlyforever (at New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9fH0sYJcxK/?igshid=1j9oodufp1fcx