back at it again

[mile61]

it’s so cute that some of my friends still have me on their list to send open casting calls to for their varying productions like ty for thinking of me bestie i wish i could help u but im a terrible actor ily though 🥰

[mile61]

I don’t use Twitter so how do I tell Kimberly Perry that If I Die Young, Part 2 is a jaw droppingly beautiful song?!

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“You look like you fell out of a fairytale, into a tattoo shop, and into an acid trip” tyty high praise from my brother

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- big boss and double big boss said on like monday that fieldworkers we’re going to be hourly instead of salary

- definitely benefits fieldworkers but i am no longer in the field but still classified as such

- chatted with the big boss the day after the meeting to express my concerns and reassess my title and position to be in line with what im doing now

- told im getting a 12% raise

- yes we can definitely discuss your position, you’re a valuable member of the team and we built a great team

- internal shocked pikachu face attempts to remember words bc I didn’t really realize that this entire district is run my my supervisor, me, and occasionally another architectural historian and we get compliments from the district on how efficiently we get things done

- wednesday (yesterday) i was officially accepted into my top choice graduate program and unofficially accepted to my third choice. the third choice also extended an offer to host me on their campus, have a face to face chat more in depth (than our 45 minute chat that was only slotted for 30 minutes bc we both have obscure experiences working on southern coastal islands and mutual acquaintances), and meet some current students and faculty

- external shocked pikachu face all day long because holy heck what is going on!!! last week was terrible for me personally but this week my career blossomed wow

- and that’s not all!

- one program I applied to isn’t doing the program anymore so I get my application fee back and that’s dope

- today (thursday) I gossiped with my supervisor when I told her I got into her alma mater and when we have our ‘water cooler’ chats we take at least 30 minutes but it’s wfh so like it’s company culture ok

- so we’re gossiping and I told her about the fieldworker thing, that I talked to big boss, and about the whole annual review thing. She was like “that’s crazy, you’re not in the field, you definitely shouldn’t lost your salaried position. I’ll talk to him about what to do for the review”

- the big boss called me at like 4:45 and said he had two pieces of good news for me. queue stunned silence and then “alright hit me with it”. “well first, you’re getting an end of the year bonus on your next paycheck. Its three months late but it’s there”

- I literally am so stunned into silence I had to force words out of my brain and into my mouth

- “also, you’re going to stay salaried in your position with your bonus. you were absolutely right and we want to keep you happy” WOW

- ( did my supervisor talk to him about this because I was just gossiping about company things like we do 😭 )

- tyty big boss he has no idea how much this job has impacted my life and truly transformed it and allowed me to grow into different interests that I’ve now been accepted to grad school for

- all because three people separately told me I should think about architectural history bc you make bank and apparently I’m quite good at it, picked up on it very easily, and would love it (they’re right, I do). two of those people wrote letters of recommendation for all eight schools I applied to

- im respected by my colleagues! I’m in demand! Grad schools want me to go there! I still have to hear from several other programs, but I think I know where I’m gonna go. I’ll be visiting two campuses at the end of this month probably!

- reality sets in that I’m financially stable for the first time in my life and I have options out there. I’ll move out of my hometown for good within the next five months. Lots to do in that amount of time!

- im in shock. I’m just thrilled. I lucked my way into this position by accident (in a literal, physical therapy filled way) and have just exceeded all expectations

- no matter what or where, I’ll be starting school and working full time advancing my dream career in august!!!

[ice-block]

It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sepublic]

The funniest part of this meme to me is how the woman looks like a turtle that’s stuck on its back and can’t flip over. She’s just so helplessly lost by this idea.

[mysharona1987]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[rylandsgrace]

[thedankmemes]

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[mile61]

the only reason i want a significant other is so they’ll bring me a bunch of French fries

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people used to say ‘by the grace of god’ before like battle and stuff and now they say it when their cars goes through at checkout

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Happy Friday the 13th! So far it’s certainly fit it’s name:

- logged into work late and my laptop almost immediately crashed

- right before it crashed, I got messages about how I forgot something in a project due today

- Microsoft is having issues or something because programs aren’t working anymore

- I’m on my period and my insides hurt so badly

[mile61]

I have such a strong and strange belief that if I ever met Hobo Johnson we would absolutely be friends but I have the anxiety of both a squirrel trying to cross the road and the driver trying not to hit it. Realistically, I’d probably put my foot in my mouth and sound like a bitch (see also: why I didn’t get a haircut for over a year)

[mile61]

I love having vague friends from years before because they’ll put you on their private Instagram stories and when I see what they post I’m like Aw, congrats on your engagement girl from my dorm floor freshman year thank u for always being nice to me when no one else was!