MILLY

talk about TROUBLE

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[cherryys]

(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

[mizuthe-cat]

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

[kosmogrl]

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[glavilio]

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[guiltfactory-moved]

can everyone please stop getting into new trendy media and start getting obsessed with all the stuff i like

[orpheuslament]

bro im not driving pass me the victor hugo there are men who seemingly are born to be the verso quote

[orpheuslament]

the way it all boils down to this......

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[unification]

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

[cardboard-cut0ut]

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

[momoro66]

[tittytron]

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

[heart--pirates]

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church