if user == "Mizu!" then()

print("fond of nuclear reactors, Minecraft/roblox args, and ignoring tasks, It/they/ai/bit/any, Art blog is @even-more-nonsense, Perpetually exhausted") end

[randominteresting]

Nyummy Nyummy

[ravioliet]

for everyone in the notes wondering, this cat is named Poong and she is real! she is not blind but she is mostly paralyzed due to a neurological disorder, i follow her on instagram and today is her birthday!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rituwal]

naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm

[rituwal]

Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<

Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….

Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek

Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**

Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass

Rock: **Lee**

Neji: Um….Okay

Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!

[chikkou]

[mizuthe-cat]

I feel like I am the worst person to work on something with because I am incredibly bad at keeping up with people

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[so-many-ocs]

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

[popatochsp]

[amiya-shirou]

actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy

[amiya-shirou]

incredible tag thank you

[midnightssea]

spotted this sign at a hotdog restaurant where the extra long hotdog is called “the homewrecker”

[clevercrumbish]

Honestly I think the compulsion to describe things about your own original characters as "a headcanon", silly as it sounds and incorrect as it is, makes complete sense when you understand it as "this is a thing that is true about this character to me that I want to tell people about but do not currently intend to include in any actual published narrative about the character."

[kauwelaa]

Miscommunications 😔

[mizuthe-cat]

reminder to never bet all of your money when gambling you could just lose it all

[quiverpaw]

Hi

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[lizbukchoy]

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[negativeresponse]

Feel Cold Yet ?