okay, I really am just drunk

I'm courtney & im the crybaby (sorry 4 the ads but I'm broke)

[nicolerichiecirca2003]

listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

[dafeedil]

Birthday girl🎂

[rigbyxd-elmapache-deactivated20]

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

[rockhardgeologist]

[cultureclashing]

etheral prince (they/he)

[milkfrick]

Positives On The Moons

Aries: Have a good sense of right and wrong, they feel which is which strongly so often stand up for justice

Taurus: Like to be generous and will treat you even when you don't need them to, they don't even realise it

Gemini: So relaxed and chilled out, they give an air of peace where you can just be yourself

Cancer: Like to be the mum of the group, often the warmth and centre within their friends and will bring happiness

Leo: So much ambition and nurture with them, they would do anything for those they care about, but also able to work for themselves

Virgo: Intellectual worldly conversations come naturally, very loving and great to talk to about next to anything

Libra: Like to keep the peace and make people smile, have a strong sense of justice they will speak out for

Scorpio: Care about people deeply even when they pretend not to, they like to watch out for friends like guardian angels

Sagittarius: Very hard-working and studious (surprise!), it's admirable how hard they will work to get what they believe they deserve

Capricorn: Humbling, and the mother of all their friends, they like to give people peace and a place to be safe

Aquarius: Love to look out for their friends and take their minds off the bad in their life, always thinking of new ideas to make you smile

Pisces: Genuinely always caring about you and actively looking out for you, no matter how bad you argue or disagree

[vine-blog]

[rotfront]

[femalestothefront-deactivated20]

[femalestothefront-deactivated20]

finally

[zoomerbro]

[weloveshortvideos]

[uvre-deactivated20160506]

thin person: wears a tshirt and jeans

everyone: a look

[angelfishing]

[lake-erie]

fuck outer space it is WAY too big. and while we’re at it, fuck germs too (too small). everything should be between the size of a bug and a car

[fomysquad]

[icantgetnoselfactualization]

[runwithskizzers]

i laughed way harder at this than i should have