Umablr Milk Maid

[milking-the-maid]

"G'day, mates!

It's me! Your beloved Actual Milk Maid Anon! Here to deliver all the best Milk you'll ever find!

Feel free to make a special request for a specific batch!"

//Can't really say No NSFW with this blogs entire gimmick, but I'm still gonna ask you to be reasonable.

//Milk Maid is in fact Australian.

[flashylandinguma]

all you have to do is milk milk

its easy as pie

milk pie

- milk anon

Interesting! What came first? The milk or the milk?

[milking-the-maid]

"Usually the almonds."

[himejoshiagnesdigital]

Gives you Yuri Milk

- @milking-the-maid

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Thank you!

[milking-the-maid]

"This was me, but I've been dealing with an imposter and I don't like it."

[himejoshiagnesdigital]

HI!

[milking-the-maid]

"Hi. How's the fanfiction going?"

[turbulentbluemeishodoto]

Gives you thick, viscous, pulpy, slimy Opera O Milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

o-oh...

t-thank you

[milking-the-maid]

"Sorry. Going to have to take that back. It's spoiled and an imposter was the one to send it."

[turbulentbluemeishodoto]

O-Oh....

[milking-the-maid]

"Here. I'll give you something in return."

Gives you Opera Milk

[milking-the-maid]

Actual Milk Maid x Impostor Milk Maid toxic selfcest yuri

"I've retired the label since making the blog, but please just give the Uma milk that's safe to drink."

[bunchesoflilies]

"It's normal platypus milk. Don't need alchemy to make it. Kinda have a bit of a surplus at the moment."

Gives you platypus milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

…why would you have a surplus??

[milking-the-maid]

"Simple. I'm Australian. It's hot. Platypus sweat milk."

[bunchesoflilies]

Why are you collecting it??

[milking-the-maid]

"I have to clean my pets tank."

[bunchesoflilies]

Why could you POSSIBLY need platypus milk for that.

[milking-the-maid]

"I get the milk from cleaning their tank."

[bunchesoflilies]

…oh you have platypi-

Why do you have platypi?

[milking-the-maid]

"I like them."

[bunchesoflilies]

"It's normal platypus milk. Don't need alchemy to make it. Kinda have a bit of a surplus at the moment."

Gives you platypus milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

…why would you have a surplus??

[milking-the-maid]

"Simple. I'm Australian. It's hot. Platypus sweat milk."

[bunchesoflilies]

Why are you collecting it??

[milking-the-maid]

"I have to clean my pets tank."

[bunchesoflilies]

Why could you POSSIBLY need platypus milk for that.

[milking-the-maid]

"I get the milk from cleaning their tank."

[bunchesoflilies]

"It's normal platypus milk. Don't need alchemy to make it. Kinda have a bit of a surplus at the moment."

Gives you platypus milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

…why would you have a surplus??

[milking-the-maid]

"Simple. I'm Australian. It's hot. Platypus sweat milk."

[bunchesoflilies]

Why are you collecting it??

[milking-the-maid]

"I have to clean my pets tank."

[bunchesoflilies]

"Finally went official! Here's some extra milk to celebrate!"

Gives you chocolate milk

- @milking-the-maid

…choccy milk.

[Joyous occasion.]

[milking-the-maid]

You have a very strong accent, are you from down under?

- @blasting-gale-pegasus-dash

"Sure thing, mate!"

[milking-the-maid]

//To whomever is sending asks, pretending to be Actual Milk Maid Anon. Stop it.

//you're not funny. Identity theft is not a joke. If you wanna join in with the bit, fine, but don't pretend to be me. Don't tag my blog as I sent the ask.

//also, just an FIY, the Milk is supposed to be relevant to the interests of the character. You don't give people Milk that causes kidney stones, or that is poisonous. You don't give Hetslop milk to a Digital.

//you give First Rate Milk to King Halo, who likes stuff that is First Rate. You give Gold Milk to Gold Ship. Motorcycle Milk for Vodka, because she likes Motorcycles.... etc.

[milking-the-maid]

//just got through all the asks that were from the imposter.

//really hope that this doesn't keep happening.

[bunchesoflilies]

"It's normal platypus milk. Don't need alchemy to make it. Kinda have a bit of a surplus at the moment."

Gives you platypus milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

…why would you have a surplus??

[milking-the-maid]

"Simple. I'm Australian. It's hot. Platypus sweat milk."

[turbulentbluemeishodoto]

Gives you thick, viscous, pulpy, slimy Opera O Milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

o-oh...

t-thank you

[milking-the-maid]

"Sorry. Going to have to take that back. It's spoiled and an imposter was the one to send it."

[amazonbeast]

Gives you Bitter Almond Milk.

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

huh? it doesn't taste good...

[milking-the-maid]

"Sorry. Someone's been impersonating me. I'll take responsibility."

[fasterthanlightagnestachyon]

Gives you Inedible Milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

....

what is the point if it is inedible?

[milking-the-maid]

"No clue."

[glittering-sun-of-catastrophes]

Gives you decay-inducing milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

Finally . . . someone gets me.

[milking-the-maid]

"This was not me, but glad you like it."

[stressfreestayer]

Gives you Non-Newtonian Milk

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

Hm? What is this?

[milking-the-maid]

"Sorry. This was sent by an imposter. I will take responsibility for the inconvenience."