After 10 years, I'm back to writing reader insert fics AND only just now making a writing blog for it. Since I'm ~completely~ qualified for it now because of my degree!
My main is @milkkicoffee, which I've also had for a decade at this point. T_T
Anyway, hi! Call me Jani. I write for the following:
Kengan Ashura/Omega
Haikyuu!!
Slam Dunk
Blue Lock
Jujutsu Kaisen (but really, only Noritoshi)
Tokyo Revengers (but really, only Taiju)
Currently, I am NOT taking requests, and don't know WHEN I'll be ready.
However, the ask is open for sharing of headcanons and opinions! I'd love to hear anyone out and add onto your ideas.
I mainly started this blog for Kengan, Blue Lock, Slam Dunk, and Haikyuu brainrot 😖
Feel free to share your hcs, thoughts, opinions anytime! Send in a dm too if you want to gush about faves. :3c
Remind me to never post on Reddit or Tiktok ever again, I'm sick of the hate comments and constant "we know it's you Setsuna/K*rura" jokes <3
Here's a showcase of my Kengan shrine...er, an Ohma shrine at this point! ;P Most of these are official merch I bought from Japan, mostly with the help of a friend in the JP fandom. Being the main character, Ohma has a plethora of merch. I'm grateful, but it's also really dangerous for my wallet... T_T
The heart pins were a gift from a close friend, and the one in the middle is art of me/my self-insert and Ohma by @darealkiba, whom I will NEVER stop glazing. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KIBA!!!!!!
Tumblr was banned here for a bit, but I'm back!! I think the universe is purposefully impeding me writing and being active.. </3 That, and I just feel quite demotivated, and want to stay in the JP side of the fandom, but the touching comments I do receive make me want to come back!! I see the asks, you guys. I'm touched, and I shall deliver. :") Send more in, may it be requests or chats.
Back on topic, Happy, happy birthday to this guy I've loved for 6 years 😭😭 there's just something about him that makes me fall more as the years go by lol! Very fitting his birthday is around a week after mine <3 I LOVE YOU OHMAAAAAAA
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Also a bit long overdue, but I was very inspired by my dear friend @darealkiba 😭 dedicated to @yuunarow @yunarow! I love you Agito stans, you guys are seriously the best 🥺 Good boy, good muse Agito!
WARNINGS: gender-neutral s/o, nsfw, dicks, Agito being silly, consensual filming during sex, mentions of eating out
He's really easy to fool, especially about things he doesn't know a lot about. On intimate relationships, for example, if you tell him matching t-shirts/outfits are a requirement for every date, he's gonna take you seriously.
On that note, Agito really does take everything seriously, but his seriousness and diligence in whatever he does comes from a good place. He genuinely only wants to make the people he cares about proud, wants to impress them, and help them the ABSOLUTE best he can. He goes all out, always. He went all out for Lolong's hair cut, Lolong, a new friend! Just from that, you know Agito is passionate in his own way and will do absolutely everything within his power for his life partner.
When you praise Agito, or when he feels the butterflies in his stomach, it's his ears that blush the most. He can literally feel all the blood in his body rush to his ears with how hot they get. Don't point them out or look at them too much, he will get shy.
You don't even have to do much for him, he doesn't care about that! He just wants to love you in his own serious (silly) ways and do his best for you. Agito loves unconditionally and never expects anything in return, ever.
He's never known such emotions before, so it's best to be patient with him. Keep in mind he is, like other Kengan men, someone who's only known fighting as a purpose his whole life.
Agito listens intently and has a great memory. If you mention in passing a specific favorite chocolate, candy, or flavor, may it be towards him or a conversation he happened to overhear, he's gonna hop on his motorbike and cruise to the nearest convenience store to look for it and buy you some.
Since he sculpted a statue of Metsudo, he's good at handmade gifts too. Has definitely tried sculpting a statue of you too, but you had to stop him since you didn't have space to display it.
Wants to have your anniversary dates at where he learned the proper ropes of driving his motorbike: Tottori Sand Dunes. (Canon from the recent Kengan Panel Event!!)
Also from the recent Kengan Panel Event, Agito has been noted to be extremely well-off thanks to participating in and winning Kengan fights and never spending his earnings (alongside Wakatsuki, but that's for another post if so desired…). In the talk, Agito was hilariously described as "seeming to be out of touch with the world", hence his overall gullibility.
I like to imagine Omori and Takayama teaching Agito the ropes of date etiquette, Taky's veins popping out of his forehead as he entertains every question Agito has and having to correct him. Now, picture Takayama having to lecture Agito while an amused Omori watches with a straight face…
"No, Kanoh, you do not have to be the one to set the tablecloth on your date's lap. Yes, Kanoh, you can ask "May I hold your hand?", but you do not have to ask it every. single. time. especially when you've been together for years. Don't you see? That's fucking annoying, OK?" (maybe for Taky, it is! T3T but it's endearing, coming from someone like Agito, right?)
Again, money will never be a problem with him. He never spends it! If he does, it's probably for motorbike maintenance. The type to never look at the price tag when buying something, especially if it's for you. He has that much money…and also that's just our usual clueless Agito. Doesn't see spending that much money as an issue since he always has a lot more than he knows what to do with.
Agito will need a patient partner—both patient with him and the nature of his work. He can't be with a partner who demands a lot of his time and attention…he's already doing his best with navigating a whole new world of intimacy and balancing it with his work as a freelance fighter. Honestly, most Kengan guys need patient partners, as fighting is their way of life and their number one. You can't expect the cheesy lines like "You're more important to me than fighting", and "You come first, fighting comes second" from them especially with the stakes of Ashura and Omega. 😪
Always asks you what you want to do on your dates or asks if you want to do a specific activity with him. Yes, even holding hands or linking arms.
"Would you like to link arms?" "Would you like to hold my hand?" (already not following Takayama's advice) "Would you like to stroll around some more?" "Tell me what you would like to do." "What would you like to do next?" He says all of that with a serious, earnest look on his face. The longer you're together, the more he smiles as he asks.
Motorcycle dates would be so, so fun with him. Just cruising and driving through the streets, late at night, embracing Agito as he drives. He's never ridden with anyone before, but your presence with him as he rode…and hugging him from behind…it just felt natural to him, and he can never explain why. Yes…he can't exactly put into words how and why you feel like such a natural fit in his life. The way you're so patient with him, how you reassure him that he's doing fine, how you tell him you'll help him every step of the way on this new journey.
This whole intimacy thing is new, but it doesn't seem so scary because he's walking his path with you.
Helps you buy a motorcycle helmet. Also doesn't want you carrying it around since it can be bulky, so he always makes sure he carries it with him alongside his own helmet. Initially wanted a helmet with cat ears for you, but again, it's entirely your choice! Whatever you want and what makes you happy.
Imagine him pulling up at your place to pick you up for your dates, taking off his helmet, and already carrying yours as he greets you outside your doorstep, a relaxed smile on his face. He's never looked so at peace and in love.
Spa and hot spring dates! At first, he didn't want to bathe in the same spring as you (too shy), but as he got more comfortable, you both opted for the co-ed baths, or just simply getting in the same spring…beside each other. Imagine resting your head against Agito's shoulder as you relax.🥺
He turns his head, looks down at you, and smiles to himself. From the Mongolian sewers, the Gu Ritual chamber, the rigorous Fang trainings, just being a fighting machine…to moments like this. Agito feels undeserving of such blessings. He truly treasures you and your time together. He loves you so, so much.
Pet names: Unsure and not used to the concept of nicknames and pet names at first so he'll call you by your first name…then probably opt for "My love".
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I know what you want to see first. I know what you came here for, so here you go.
Uncircumcised, 8 inches (this man is literally 201 cm AND 131 kg. Grew up malnourished yet blessed genetically! COME ON!), also girthy, gets more reddish near the head, balls are huge and hang a bit low so you'll really hear loud lewd, wet noises during your lovemaking. You definitely need a lot of prep if he's going to penetrate you. NSFW Art of Agito as a visual…?
He's never had intimate, romantic sex before. Honestly only saw it as a babymaking activity and nothing else, and he never really saw himself being a father given his station in life. This is where more of your patience comes in. You need to guide him, tell him how you like to have sex while also letting him discover his own preferences.
"Tell me what you want me to do." "Then…I like it when you do this." You guide Agito's free hand across your chest, his calloused thumb grazing your nipple, making you instinctively close your eyes and flinch, your breath hitching. Agito picks up on this immediately. You like that. Got it.
"What about you, Agito-san?" Now, he's never been asked such a thing. His own preferences? He pauses for a while, blinking occasionally.
"Earlier, when your fingers lightly and gently touched my ears. I felt…something. I think I like…that."
Discovers his sensitive spots are his ears, sides, inner thighs, and his nipples. Also grows to like you kissing his battle scars.
You will have to top for a while, as for a close intimate activity like this, Agito is inclined to be the bottom. If he's gonna top, he will be a service top, always asking if he's doing good and only aims to do good and pleasure you. Also scared of hurting you so he'll be gentle as a top, too.
At first, had no idea what to do with his hands, but grew to love holding your hips as you ride him. Also loves it when you suck on his nipples as you grind onto him and ride him. Likes shower sex too and likes taking you against the bathroom wall, your back pressed against it OR your hands on the wall. If in a sizable bathtub like in the 4koma comic, then he'll have you ride him, resting his forehead against yours, one hand on your hip and the other caressing your cheek. His favorite hot baths AND making love? He could get used to this.
Obligatory mating press mention!!! My trademark!!! He likes how intimate it is as he can hold your hand and kiss you, and also see your reactions and facial expressions.
Agito looks so, so good during sex. His disheveled hair during fights? It's what his hair is like during sex, alongside a flushed, needy expression, eyes watching you and focused only on you. He has no bad angle, it's so unfair.
You will also have to teach him the ropes of eating you out. A bit messy and you can tell he's unsure of his actions at first, but just tell him you like to be licked, how you like to be eaten out, and he will take lots of mental notes. Remember this man loves to make his loved ones happy and proud. He will go above and beyond for you.
VERY shy on receiving head. He's never had his dick sucked before either. For some reason, he really likes his tip licked and sucked the most. Keeps his hands on the mattress and grips them so, so hard as you suck him off.
His cum…doesn't really taste like anything. Maybe just a faint taste of saltiness? But he has a really good diet and never drinks carbonated drinks due to his weak stomach. He probably prefers milk, fruit juice, and water. Definitely comes around to eating fruit a WHOLE lot more since dating you to make his cum sweet and have more flavor.
Likes cumming on your stomach or inside you for the intimacy—to show that he is yours and yours alone in this world. A part of him is inside you and only you.
Also fairly vanilla…but is willing to dive into kinks if you want. Probably likes costumes and cockwarming. Oh, boy, cockwarming in costume!!
Okay, once, you proposed filming your lovemaking. He was weirded out at first when you suggested it, but then you said you wanted to film it solely to admire his ass and see it jiggle as he pounded into you because you think it's a criminal act that you can't see his ass when he's fucking you. You see the tips of his ears turn red. He's flattered and eventually complies with your request. If it makes you feel good and happy, then he'll feel the same.
Definitely tries angles and strong thrusts that make it jiggle more, thus making you feel good during the act, and after when you watch the footage. You point this out and he's…smirking. He's showing off just for you.
Needs a lot of guidance at first, but like his fighting style, Agito adapts and learns fast. He wants to always have your best interests at heart, so he'll do whatever it takes to make you happy. What feels good for you feels good for him too. What a great man. Now, you must suck his dick and lick his nipples tenfold and repay him.
bit of a late reblog, but i wrote some stuff for agito! 🥺 i now see why he's so popular to love and thirst for both in outside and inside the japanese fandom. such a well-meaning sweetie. 🩷 check my writing blog out! 🤭
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This is a very long overdue piece, way back in December, but better late than never, right? I haaaate writer's block so, so much 😭 What to write for Kaolan that hasn't already been written? I focused on his background/backstory, family dynamic, his sense of self, among other things. I hope this is alright! Please enjoy my longest work yet! (I keep saying that with every new post...I got carried away 🤐)
WARNINGS: gender-neutral s/o, nsfw, poverty and trauma angst, Kaolan's little to no sense of self/little regard to his own self and well-being...typical Kaolan, mention of having kids
His parents planted the idea in his head that he's their ticket out of poverty. By their, I mean them and his many siblings. As the eldest, he was told this a lot and is the reason he started participating in fighting matches at age 5…only for his parents to die shortly after and resulting in him having to parent his siblings who are all close in age while risking his life fighting adult fighters. This is a very common situation in lower-income Southeast Asian households wherein the parents see their children as their way out of their hellish situation. Have more kids. One of them is bound to be your ticket out of hell, anyway.
His family chose to settle in a dumping site for more income by scavenging trash to sell. His mother and father collect plastic bottles, discarded wood, used metal, and maybe, just maybe, there's food too. They earn an additional 58 THB / 100 PHP / 2 USD a day by doing this besides being scavengers on the streets, too.
Sure, his parents got what they wanted, but at the cost of them being long, long gone and Kaolan being one of Thailand's important figures…and being eternally indebted to the royal family.
He thinks he owes everything that's good in his life to the royal family, so he puts them first above all else. His nationalism is a product of his lifetime debt of gratitude towards them. He shoulders and endures it all so his siblings won't need to "pay" or even be "charged" in the first place.
Sees himself as one of Thailand's symbols. He's their sword, isn't he? That means he isn't human anymore. Having undertaken such a responsibility, he believes that he's not fit to be in romantic or deep, intimate relationships—he doesn't deserve such things. That path has been blocked off the moment he was made to be the breadwinner of their big family at 5 years old. Before, all he could do was fight, fight, fight, make money, and feed his younger siblings. Now, it's fight, make money, promote tourism and good publicity for Thailand, serve the royal family, and spend what little free time he has with acquaintances and friends who only know a world of fighting just like him.
To not make it too sad, the current Rama treats him as his own brother and trusts him like one. Nothing could ever make his belief in him falter! This is why he's never too affected or mad when Kaolan loses a match. After all, he grew up looked after by him. Rama truly only wants the best for Kaolan especially regarding his personal life. He definitely thinks Kao needs someone to help lighten or ease his burdens—a comforting presence in his turbulent life. Hopefully, that's you.
Rama's a good judge of character, so the instant he sees you, he already knows whether or not you're a perfect match for his bodyguard, Thailand's sword…and his brother figure. The only real challenge is the meddlesome outside world and how you deal with being in a relationship with someone as high-profile and loved worldwide as Kaolan.
He doesn’t seem the type, but he takes lots of pictures in secret. So stealthy, even Rama could never spot him in any of these instances. Why? To send to his many younger siblings back home in Thailand, all of whom now have scholarships in prestigious private schools and universities due to the previous Rama’s aid. The current Rama also still helps Kao pay for their living and academic expenses. Kaolan may say he fights for his king and the glory of Thailand, but his siblings always, always pop up in his mind as he says so. After all, they were his first motivation when he first began the fighter lifestyle.
Now that you’re dating him, most, if not all of his pictures now include you. He loves showing off the places he’s visiting to his siblings, now, he shows off both the locations and you…and the occasional straight-faced selfie with a peace sign.
“Taking a selfie by myself. Beloved is in the souvenir shop’s changing room.”
Side note: his nicknames for you are: "beloved/my beloved, my love"
Always asks for your consent before he sends pictures with you to his siblings.
All of his postcards/letters/emails always end with: “someday, when the time is right and our schedules finally align, I cannot wait for you all to meet my beloved.”
His family group chat is full of pictures he sends, and also the pictures of certificates and medals his siblings get in school. He always responds to them with a thumbs up emoji and generic “proud of you!” old-school early 2000s sparkly GIFs. Yes, he uses them unironically.
Given how flocked by the media he gets, he'd prefer to have a date at places where he won't be as easily recognized. His ideal dates would be: eating at hole-in-the-wall restaurants, activity-based dates like pottery, perfume-making, baking, necklace and bracelet-making, and flower arranging (so he can make something unique for Rama, his siblings, and of course, you). It's funny to imagine some of these establishments would post on social media that Thailand's beloved God of War visited them, but sometimes Kaolan asks for them not to. A compromise would be maybe hanging his picture or signature on their walls. ("Approved by the Thai God of War himself!")
Canonically can't handle food that's too spicy. The reason for this is he got used to whatever scraps he could find for himself and his siblings growing up. Always made sure to have the smallest portion to prioritize feeding them. He's really ashamed of this, though! Especially considering Thai cuisine is one of the spiciest in Southeast Asia. Please reassure him and tell him it's ok.
Always well-prepared no matter where you are. If you're sick, he has painkillers and paracetamols ready. If you're dizzy, nauseous, or have a runny nose, he's got bottles of Thailand's iconic Hong Thai and Poy-Sian inhalers. Hell, he's probably an endorser for them, too! Sudden leg or foot cramps? He's ready to help you stretch. Need to go to the bathroom? He has wet wipes in his bag for you to wipe the seat with.
Never thought he'd actually ever be in an intimate relationship since, as I've mentioned, he's resigned himself to a fate that would never allow him to ever have a partner. As such, your initial dynamic and first few dates are awkward and seems like he's serving and looking after you.
He's very used to serving others, so the first time you do something for him, he is genuinely taken aback and is quick to say that he'll do something for you in return…as he always does, mind you.
You have to do something about that! You don't want Kaolan to overwork himself even in a relationship…or make a relationship seem like a job with the amount of work he makes himself do. This is one of the challenges of being in a relationship with him, as being helped is such a foreign concept to him…
He is always going to ask you first if he can do stuff with you, like hold your hand, carry your bags, or link arms with him. When you've dated for quite a while, he doesn't ask anymore as often, but just gives you signs. The back of his hand brushes against yours? Hold his hand. He tries to hold your shopping bags or your purse/shoulder bag? He wants to hold it for you. He holds his arm out? Time to link arms with him.
Honestly, his love languages are all of the five, maybe less Quality Time due to his busy schedule (but he ALWAYS makes time for you!) and Physical Touch since he's shy (inexperienced) and unsure of how to completely proceed with it at first.
…Which is why his hugs feel stiff at first! He only gets hugged and "hugs" during fan meetings or when kids come up to him. Romantic, intimate hugs? He's never heard of them and accepted that he'd never have them…until you came into the picture.
It's a novel and sometimes confusing whole new world for him, but we know Kaolan is good at adapting!
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Let's get this out of the way—uncircumcised since he's Buddhist (he is very hygienic though!), 7 inches or at least maybe nearing 7.5, GIRTHY and can really stretch, extremely sensitive head, curves a little bit upwards when fully erect so he can reach really well, and he leaks precum easily. He is very self-conscious about you seeing his dick for the first time, though.
Very healthy and balanced diet, so his cum probably tastes just slightly salty, nothing at all, or sweet if he's been eating lots of fruits.
In an intimate relationship, sex would be the last thing on Kaolan's mind to initiate. He'll only have sex IF you want to. If you don't want to have sex at all, ever, he is more than fine with that.
If you do, then you'll have to be the one to bring the idea up to him. It can't really be a heat of the moment thing, as Kaolan would want to mentally prepare himself first. You have to plan your first night together!
He's new to all of this—hell, even kissing and making out. You'll have to be initiative and patient with guiding him throughout everything, but as I mentioned earlier, he learns and adapts fast.
Sex is where you can convince Kaolan to be selfish. Throughout your sexual encounters with one another, what does he grow to like? You want him to tell you so that you'd do it for him more often. That…is actually quite embarrassing for him. What do you mean this time he's the one being heard out and prioitized? Never in his whole life did he think this would happen.
Like, he loves body worship on you. He could spend everyday telling you how gorgeous you are and how much he loves every inch of your body, that he loves all parts and has no favorite.
Body worship on HIM, though? He's going to be so flustered he might want to stop during the first few times. Again, that was just the life he resigned himself to; only being praised and appreciated as a symbol, weapon, and occasionally a friend. As a lover? He's…extremely overwhelmed.
Kaolan's hands slide over your sides (or curves, if you have the figure), his breath and lips ghost over your chest and your stomach before kissing them. He lifts up his head, eyes making contacts with your half-lidded ones, and with a slight smile on his face, voices out, "My beloved, you are just so…perfect."
Kaolan feels an overwhelming surge of embarrassment course throughout his whole body the moment you touch his scars and bruises. He sees your face inch closer and closer to one of his scars and he just closes his eyes so hard that he sees stars, then leans his head back further into the pillow, letting out a shaky breath. The proof of all his hardship and training, evidence of pushing himself to extreme lengths as Thailand's weapon…being worshipped and kissed by his partner? Oh, it's all too much. He can definitely feel himself growing harder. Is this how you feel when he worships you? Or…you're the only person in the world who'd ever make him feel this way. God, you really are something else, aren't you? He's never letting you go. He loves you. He loves you so, so much.
He doesn't like being rough, especially unconsciously or accidentally. If you ask him to go rougher and faster, he'll try, but he doesn't want to end up hurting you. If you beg, though??? Keep calling out his name and beg him to go faster and harder? His eyes will widen, you see his Adam's Apple bob up and down, as if swallowing a huge lump, he takes a deep breath…and exhales.
He'll oblige.
Like other guys I've written for, Kaolan is fairly vanilla. Rama has gifted him toys like vibrators after he entered a relationship with you, much to his surprise and embarrassment. Hell, maybe he's even bought you lingerie and silk pajama sets! You need these tools, Rama says. After all, Thailand's Sword needs to be hardened and sharpened. He sees how happier Kaolan has become after being with you, so it's only fitting he provides you with tools to help his Sword.
Favorite position is being face-to-face with you, as much as possible, so…the face-off, classic ol' missionary, my mating press agenda for almost all Kengan men I write for, et cetera.
If you're able to have kids, he'll want at least one and cap it off at three…or four if you accidentally have one more/twins. He's just a bit traumatized from having such a huge family that he had to provide for at age 5 despite the fact that he probably has generational wealth already. He wants a few to best focus on their individualities and futures.
Overall, he'll be awkward and stiff at first, seeming like he's serving you in the relationship, but the day will come that you're both equal in giving efforts in your relationship. You help Kaolan finally accept help and unconditional love from others. He's very, very sweet and kind despite the challenging life he's lived, so please treat this Thai icon well!
writing headcanons for Joji because he needs to be saved from his wife!!
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hi, all! joji is a character i didn't think too much of until this year. the more i delved deep into him both in fist of the seeker and omega, the more i thought: this man deserves better. him being hit by his wife is not taken seriously both in-universe and outside, as even the creators see it as the "ha ha big karate master guy with a wife who hits him" trope. this is my longest work yet, so please enjoy!
i don't know if it's been noticed, but i'm putting a focus on characters who don't have a lot of, if any, fics of them written yet.
again, please enjoy! :")
WARNINGS:
- gender-neutral s/o, divorce and male domestic abuse, trauma recovery, angst, fluff, creampie and impregnation mention, vanilla sex
Before meeting Wulong, he frequently tried to invite Kureishi out to drink, but due to his work/profession, he declined most of the time.
Met you probably as a friend of Kureishi or introduced by a mutual friend who referred you to be his drinking buddy in cases when they weren't available.
If you get drunk before him, he stops drinking so that he'll be the one to bring you home safely. Protects you and is with you every step of the way. This also provides him an excuse to give his wife so that he won't incur her wrath TOO much…
When someone hits on you at the bar or pressures you into drinking with them or buying more drinks, he intervenes. Seeing that intimidating mug is enough to drive creeps away. He's a good drinking buddy!
Knows so, so many good restaurant-bars, primarily ones that serve grilled food to go along with beers. Always ready to recommend one and escort you there just so he can also go and have a drink…and spend time with a nice drinking buddy…friend, like you.
In his drunken stupor, has already traumadumped about his wife hitting him and overall being someone to never mess with. Warns you like he warned Wulong in the side story because he cares a lot about you and would rather be hurt than see you get hurt.
Probably has insecurities because of his wife, but he is very good at hiding it, being an overall chill, nonchalant, yet silly guy as a front. He's the only one who knows. Yes, not even Kureishi or Wulong know. Ends up telling you a bit when you're drinking together.
"I feel like I'm walking on eggshells around her.", "I don't tell her much, I get scared thinking of what she might say or do.", "She's really scary, y'know?" "Can't really act too much like myself around her."
Ask him what he thinks of something outside of fighting and he's not really sure. Doesn't have an opinion. Probably an effect of his marriage.
I headcanon him and his wife dated quickly after a very short time of knowing each other and married just as fast too since by the time of Fist of the Seeker's events, he already has a child.
Also like a different guy when he's with his wife, more stoic and really, really quiet in fear of instigating literally anything, even just by breathing. Only looks in one direction and keeps his hands at his side or behind him.
Despite it all, it is canon that Joji is a family man and loves his family a lot, for better or for worse. He beat down assassins who attacked him on the way home and threatened them to not mess with his family. This is also evident in Omega where he beat down Worm members and Ji for hurting his nephew/second cousin Koga. This also means that he will keep the peace and put up with his wife due to his fear of her, messing up what family his child has, and being judged by those around him since him being hit is never taken seriously (even by the creators themselves)
A catalyst for divorce would be his wife hurting you. With Wulong, he knows he's strong and can probably handle it, but you? You're an innocent, kind, supportive, and good friend who's always listened to him and vice versa. He loves your company and the way you make him feel comfortable, safe, validated, and…you take him seriously. He doesn't want to lose someone like that, and if it means having to separate from his wife and (pray that he gets to) take his child with him, then so be it.
It'll be a rough process, but that is the time when he needs you the most. He will most likely try to drink more often, so you need to be what Joji was for you—take him to restaurants with good food.
As mentioned, his hobby is eating good food, so drinking comes naturally to him. Sure, it's not a vice and he likely earns good money from the Rokushin Kaikan dojo, but it does affect his health. Kind of tries to circumvent this by eating tasty, healthy food, but it's not really enough. Maybe you need to introduce him to delicious alcoholic beverages that don't have much alcohol percentage and show him more food good for the liver. Avocado shakes and ice cream for starters :3
Insecurities flare up even more during the processing of his divorce, too. He wonders if he's taking advantage of you since he's not doing well mentally and emotionally. Needs lots of reassurance that you're here with him because you want to be, no ifs, no buts, no other conditions or ulterior motives. Joji is stunned. He has never experienced anything like this from someone else.
Thinks you don't deserve someone like him. Doesn't really think he's loveable as a result of the years of marriage and abuse from his wife.
You're the one who has to ask him to form a romantic relationship with you since, again, he's worried he's being forward or "taking advantage of the situation". He is unwell. Please be patient with this man, he needs so, so much patience and understanding.
You will also be the first to say "I love you" since he's worried he's being too forward or is trapping you with his love. Again, please be patient with him. It will take some time to undo and heal the hurt and pain he's been inflicted with.
Lives with you in the meantime. Is not used to sharing a bed with you since he used to sleep separately from his wife. Yes, separate bedrooms. Sleeps like a rock at first, scared of bumping into you. Says "sorry" a lot when he changes sleeping positions, but grows comfortable the more you're together and ends up liking cuddling up to you or hugging you close to him as you sleep. Something he has never experienced.
By the time you've spent months together, he's different. In private, he becomes a cuddlebug, eager to kiss and touch you to show you how much he loves you…since you've done the same for him. In public, he holds your hand a lot. Kureishi even notes how he's started smiling around them. Koga thinks you're a great match for his uncle and he seems happier and healthier. Katsuya (from FOTS) is relieved he doesn't have to break up any fights and marital disputes anymore.
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Strictly only lovemaking in the first few months of being sexually active with you. It's hard to get him to be rough or go faster, he wants to take his time.
Extremely vanilla since he's never experienced such things in sex.
Absolutely loves handholding and kissing you while fucking you. Make him cum in seconds by resting your forehead against his, holding his hand, kissing him, hugging him close to you, legs locked around his waist, and finally, whispering "I love you, Joji" in his ear.
VERY very hesitant to inflict pain on you during sex. If you ask him to spank or bite you, he might panic inside and just. shake his head. "No, no, I can't do that. Not to you, my love. Especially you."
Feels guilty when he accidentally bites your shoulder or collarbone or leaves bruises on you during sex. On your thighs for gripping them too tight, or when he loses control and fucks you too hard. Again, you tell him you really like it and it turns you on a lot more. Just keep telling him and he'll grow to be fine with it.
He's fine with you leaving scratches on his back, though. When asked by his students at the dojo, he tells them, stone-faced as usual, that he just fought another bear, all while the tips of his ears are red.
When the divorce is finalized, expect to have sex without a condom for the first time and for him to finish inside of you. Grows an affinity for this and he didn't expect it from himself.
BODY. WORSHIP. Enjoys giving it mostly, but receiving it, oh receiving it will make him feel so loved and improve his self-esteem. Undo the damage his ex-wife did and kiss his scars, praise his calloused hands and tell him how good they feel on your chest and thighs, how his thick, long fingers feel good inside you, how his thick, girthy cock stretches you and fills you so well, and how much you love feeling his warm cum inside you and dripping from your entrance.
A bit clueless if you ask him to eat you out. He has never done that before. Again, teach him the ropes, say what makes you comfortable and turned on, he will follow every instruction you say to a T. He's eager to learn and even more eager to please.
Is SURPRISED if you want to suck his dick. Has also never experienced a blowjob AND a handjob. He is so deprived. You are literally showing him a whole new world.
Way more sensitive because of this. Yes, even his balls. (You like the way they slam against your ass as he fucks you. You tell him this and he is caught off-guard. Never in his wildest dreams did he ever think someone would ever say that to him, much less someone he loved and cherished.)
Good luck, with how big this man is, it really translates (a bit too well) to his cock, too. 8 inches, big and girthy, balls just as big too (he has all that cum ready to be released inside you, duh!). Gotta be honest though, cum taste is horrible at first, very salty, sometimes bitter, due to his preference of drinking beer alongside whatever beer-suitable food he's eating and won't be easy to swallow at all due to its texture. However, he's willing to change his diet up for you. Tell him to eat fruits (he's grown to love avocadoes due to your suggestions!) and no drinking beer when planning to have sex.
If you're able to have kids and are open to the idea of having them with him, he'd be very happy. Being a sensei in a dojo, an uncle, and a father, he's already a good male figure (barring the drinking and his whimsy if you think that's not a good influence LMAO). He'd want to have a daughter. He would also want to start as soon as possible the moment you say you want to have a kid with him. Ride Joji. Joji fucks you from behind. Joji fucks you as he spoons you. Et cetera.
"You feel so good around my cock." "God, I love you so much. I don't know what I did to deserve you." "One more round." "One more round, please." "I can't get enough of you."
Endless. litanies. of. I love yous. Sometimes with "so much". You'd think he was chanting a prayer with how much he repeats your name followed by declarations of love. What else can he say? You're his heaven-sent partner. Saved and changed him so much for the better. You bet he's going to worship you, but…you worship and praise him just as much. It's a novel experience, but he's grown to love it.
Went this far without mentioning the mating press so…it is one of his favorite positions. Keeping you caged in his arms as he sets a merciless pace, all while being able to see your expressions and seeing you hold onto his arms, your legs up in the air, toes curled, his balls slapping against your ass…it's literally perfect.
Besides that, again he is very vanilla, so he likes missionary, spooning, and cowgirl (getting to hold your hips as he meets your thrusts, yup yup)
Joji takes time to love and to open up, but with enough patience and support, he's a great lover. Someday he wants to propose to you since you've showed him what love is supposed to be. He can't wait for you to show him what marriage is also supposed to be. His love is genuine just as you are with him. Please love and treasure this man.
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Happy birthday, Mitsuyo!! The more I see of him, the more I swoon and fall in love. One of the newest additions to my Kengan Husbands tier. ^0^
Who are the rest? Well...you will find out soon.
As per Strike it Rich chapter 39, this man is a smooth talker. If he can freely call other ladies beautiful, what more with the person he’s decided to spend the rest of his life with? Gives you compliments anytime, anywhere. He is so shameless about it, too
Gives you cute nicknames (sweetie, sweetheart, darling, wifey), and said nickname is also your name in his contacts list. When you’re calling, he will definitely make some buzz about it, whether he’s massaging someone’s joints in his orthopedic clinic, training Cosmo and Adam (or Nozomi, Nozomin as he calls her, from ISSK) in his dojo, or just hanging out with Joji.
Kureishi: Oho, what’s this? My sweetheart is calling me, excuse me~ (He earns eye rolls from Adam and chuckles from Cosmo and Nozomi)
Joji: Your wife/husband/partner never hits you. I’m jealous, Kureishi.
Maybe I’m too woke but I HATE how Joji’s domestic abuse and eye-scratch scar are played for laughs because it’s done by his wife each time he comes home from drinking T.T Anyway…
He WILL help out with all the household chores and offer to do them for you. His favorite chore is ironing clothes.
When he sees you already doing chores, he will always offer to take over. Afterwards, he gives you a massage: his expertise! This man canonically has many certificates not just for being a great martial artist, but also for being a skilled chiropractor. You get Japan’s best chiropractor to give you massages…for free!
If you put him in charge of cooking, he’s going to have a bias towards cooking and serving his own favorite food: curry. After a while of just curry rice, though, he learns to cook different varieties of curry like Thai Curry and Filipino Curry (Kare-Kare), among others.
Compared to his gladiator/fighting arena days in Fist of the Seeker, he’s really mellowed out and will continue to be just as chill in marriage. His “bone-breaking fetish” is purely towards opponents and people he deems dangerous to his loved ones (though he *does* feel some tingles when massaging you and hearing some joints or bones crack. Don’t worry. Unlike before where he’d just “rub one out” in the shower, he’ll kindly ask you to help him with his “problem”, should it get “bigger and harder”.)
Will only “revert” back to his old ways when he has to beat up someone who wronged you. He was protective of Koga, again, what more with his life partner?
Loves wrapping his arms around your waist from behind and resting his chin on your head (or shoulder if you’re taller) and barraging you with compliments while doing so.
“You smell so good, as always.”, “You’re so cute, so beautiful/handsome.”, “How’d I get so lucky?”, “God, I love you so much.”
Never really thought he’d settle down, given his gladiator past and current background (famous national mixed martial artist/coach and awarded chiropractor). Many have tried, but he either found them shallow, or he just didn’t have the time due to his busy schedule given that he’s got two jobs.
Bought a house after you two got engaged. His apartment days were over the moment you passed 2 years of dating. He was already looking to buy a house and just never told you.
Money was and will never be a problem. Years after the events of FOTS, he’s likely earned quite a bit of cash given that he’s now famous all over Japan as a martial artist and chiropractor. Never had anything else to spend on besides equipment and maintenance of his dojo and clinic, which are in adjacent buildings (to maximize the space and minimize the cost of maintenance and travel). Because of this, he loves spoiling you and getting you little trinkets that you mentioned in passing liking, or outright expensive things you request for. A Rilakkuma teddy bear? Noted. Vivienne Westwood designer goods? Noted as well. Be careful what you randomly say, he WILL end up buying it later. (“Hey, this one looks cool/cute!”, pretends to not notice).
He (most likely) lives in TOKYO! His dojo and clinic are canonically located in Ochanomizu and he most likely lives within the area, too. Living expenses in Tokyo are insane, a rough estimate being 158,000 yen (over 1000 USD, or 60,000 PHP in my currency). Trust me when I say your future is secure with Mitsuyo.
Not really much of a drinker and only drinks on occasion, unlike his old pal Joji. Perhaps during anniversaries, special holidays, or birthdays. He always advises his orthopedic clinic patients to not drink booze and opt for water instead (Danberu Chapter 21), so you bet he’ll do his best to apply the advice he always gives them to himself.
Will ease off the teasing in the honeymoon stages of your marriage (he’s in the “Swooning, I can’t believe this is my reality now”-rose-tinted shades phase) but goes back to it after a few months or so.
Being the youngest of five siblings, he’s probably gotten tasked with looking after nieces and nephews. I like to think this is one of the reasons he’s a natural at teaching. Because of this, he has never-ending patience. Need help with improving at any chore? He’s got you covered. Prepare for a lot of teasing when he’s teaching you, though. He loves getting a rise out of you. When you’ve reached a “boiling” point, he kisses you on the forehead, cheek, or lips, depending on the severity.
“My sweetheart, so cute, even when you’re angry. Even when your brows are almost one because of how much you’re scowling ♡. I love you so much ♥. (PUNCH HIM!!! You try; he catches your fist and chuckles before kissing it. HE IS INSUFFERABLE!!!)
Related to above, is experienced with kids. Definitely wants lots of them. Proposes to outdo his older siblings and have four or five children. Is excited to get to the point of your married life where you get to call each other “Mama”, “Papa”, “Mommy”, or “Daddy”.
“How is Mama doing today, hmmm ♥?”, “Mitsu…really…?” “No, no, you should be saying “Papa” ♥”
Your kid: “Papa, Papa! I want—”
Kureishi: “Hmmhmm, ask Mama/Daddy/Mommy ♡”
Your kid: “Papa, can I go outside to play?”
Kureishi: “Mm, I don’t know, can you?”
Teases his kids too, but his favorite person to tease will always be you.
If you can have biological children, they will have his natural pink hair. Sorry. (I refuse!! the anime’s color choice!!! PINK-HAIRED KUREISHI is the only valid Kureishi!)
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Has gotten around before dating you, mostly short flings, never anything too long-term because of his busy schedule.
Sex…in his chiropractor uniform. Have you SEEN how tightly snug that damn uniform is on him? It’s like he’s doing it on purpose. His muscles and chest are ready to burst out at the seams. He’s definitely closed up shop early or heck, spontaneously to fuck you on his massage table.
Sometimes (around a 50/50 chance. THAT kind of sometimes), massages can lead to sex, it’s up to you if you want to stop his advances or let him continue. He can’t help himself—he loves you too much.
You’re lying on your chest, eyes closed and smiling, thinking today is a normal Mitsuyo Massage Day…and then as he’s massaging your back, he snakes his arm under and fondles your chest, his calloused fingers playing with your nipples. Well. Looks like you were wrong today.
HATES being belittled. Ask him “Is that all you got?”, “Can you go any slower?”, “Is this it?”, “Are you really a martial artist?” and you will open the (white) flood gates. You WILL get folded in half, you WILL get creampied many times, and you WILL not walk for weeks. He will NOT massage you afterwards to teach you a lesson. During these times, aftercare will mostly consist of kisses and praises.
“Hmm?? It hurts? Well, that’s what brats like you get ♡.” *kisses u*
Holds your hand during sex and loves brushing his thumb over your wedding ring. It’s mark and proof that you’re his. (though he does love marking you inside, too)
I WILL make everyone have breeding kinks and LOVE the mating press!!!
Can go for many rounds. He’s a martial artist, what do you expect? Him being in his mid-thirties isn’t an obstacle, either.
A good 6.5-7 inches, not too girthy, but can give you a good stretch. Cum taste ranges from nothing to just a bit salty, making it easy to swallow despite the slight thick texture.
His crushing grip on your thighs, legs, waist, or hips leaves bruises. He does that on purpose. He doesn’t want to break his beloved’s bones, but he does want to leave marks.
Pussy-eating expert!!! Never gets exhausted and will never complain about his tongue being tired or numb. RIDE HIS FACE and he will be a happy man. No such thing as too heavy for this martial artist.
Overall: amazing husband, amazing sex skills, ALWAYS knows what he’s saying and doing. 1000/10
As promised, I'm showcasing official Kengan merch I bought from Japan!
Starting with this clear file folder with differing front and back designs! The design came is based on the drama CD included in volume 0. Everyone is adorable, but I'm biased towards Ohma accidentally unplugging the audio equipment 😭
One of my favorites because of the chibi designs at the back! Will the close-ups individually soon. Again, biased towards Ohma, Raian, and Lihito since he's rarely included 🥴
Including them in one picture, but the Ohma clear file folders and Ohma and Cosmo's perfumes!
My personal favorite is the Ohma perfume. Besides being really hard to come by, c'mon it's like smelling my husband 😋🤤 To be COMPLETELY honest, I like Cosmo's scent more since it's fitting for everyday use (citrus, fruity scent), while Ohma's is more...masculine.
I'm talking STRONG and masculine. There's musk and hints of forest scents like earthy moss, kinda making it smell just a tad bit sour, but not in an unpleasant way!!! I've had my friends describe it as something a rich businessman uncle would wear, and EVEN MY DAD ended up liking the scent that he wanted to take it!! no!! this is my husband!!!
..In short, Ohma scent's is really a men's perfume, unlike Cosmo, which can be unisex (which is why I like it more as a woman T_T)
Anyway!!
I have 2 more can badges/pins of Ohma coming soon, and for next month, I have a fanmade Ohma and Ji keychain, and fanmade Ji acrylic stand coming! will post those soon as well ^__^
(...pls talk to me about kengan plspslsplsplspsls)
Meeting Xia Yan and eventually “dating” him Headcanons!
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this was supposed to be short...i blame the lack of yan content! no one's writing for him? fine, i'll do it myself!!
SFW, written with gender-neutral pronouns <3
Yan is the literal top dog, the Head of The Worm. He is NOT going to be dating or even forming relationships from within the organization. Everything is strictly professional there, and he doesn’t need additional headaches. He doesn’t want to worry about his S/O doing their job wrong or getting beaten up by the Kengan Association. This man hates his own twin, though, who on Earth doesn’t hate Ji? He also already has enough on his plate with Wulong, who has definitely taken decades off his life with the stress he causes. Save this man.
With this, I want to say that his dynamic with a civilian partner would be very interesting. Or a partner semi-involved with the Kengan Association (like being an office worker from or someone with a distinguished position for one of the companies who have Kengan fighters)
Perhaps he’d meet you while spectating a Kengan match or when he’s looking for Wulong. Of course, while wearing his usual disguise, his first words to you would be: “Have you seen an old man/middle-aged man with a ponytail and stubble…”
Yan is NOT used to genuineness. Trust is earned, yet most often broken (Ji’s constant failures alongside other potential Worm fuckups, and Wulong’s whimsy has definitely made his trust issues worse, thus being more stressed), and everyone always has ulterior motives in his world, so meeting and eventually having a partner who’s genuine and kind will definitely boggle his mind (in a good way), so when they reply they haven’t, but are willing to dedicate some of their time to helping him would surprise him. Why would this person drop what they were doing and help me, a total stranger, he would think. He could be a scam artist. A kidnapper. A trafficker, or what he actually is—the head of a terrorist organization, yet here you were, still helping. Is this stupidity and gullibility, or just plain, genuine kindness? If the latter, then, why? He can’t tell. He needs to keep an eye on your potential idiocy.
Has never had serious partners. All of the ones he had were for these reasons:
> he was one of the former Head’s sons (the less arrogant, less painful to be around, and calmer one) and therefore had a lot of hopeful partners who were trying to gain favor with his father
> introduced and formally referred by his father
> for overall very shallow and ingenuine intentions
Because of the reasons above, he’ll be very skeptical of getting into a relationship or getting too involved, much less with a normal civilian
Will get your contact details in the most discreet way possible, that is, by asking for your name and number, also leaving his own details with you (most likely using a fake name since he was the one who gave that idea to Wulong before), “just in case you do see an old man/middle-aged man with a ponytail and stubble”
He excuses himself quickly after. Gets back to the Bilton Hotel eventually, and he cannot think about anything else but YOU
He has never PURSUED anyone before, he’s never had the time or interest in forming relationships (that could end up intimate?!?!), what should he do? Wait for you to text or do it of his own accord? Oh, should he make a call or text? But calls could be invasive. It’s different with Wulong, that motherfucker either answers calls, or he completely doesn’t. What if you’re busy? What if you’re helping someone else? What if—
He texts you.
It’s a simple thank-you message for offering to help him out earlier.
“I’ve found the man I was looking for. Thank you for being kind enough to offer help earlier.”
Should he…add that he’d like to see you again? But that would seem too forward. He might seem like a creep. THE Head of the Worm, being worried he might be seen by a creep by someone like you? That’s new.
But it’s a valid fear. Not just that, he’s literally in a terrorist group. The HEAD of it, even. He might—no, will just bring you danger.
But, maybe, if he’s careful enough, it could work. He’d just need to always don his disguise.
With this in mind, he does also end up asking you out, most likely to eat (he’s always seen eating outside with Wulong) at a café or Japanese/Chinese food joint (might take you to that great gyoza place he and Wulong ate at)
When you do settle on an available day, you see him wearing…close to the same thing he wore the last time you saw him. At first you think he’s an important person, maybe a Douyin celebrity, since he gave you a Chinese name? He’s shifty and always looking around, too.
Through his black-tinted sunglasses, he sees you. His heart starts beating fast, and it feels like he’s got a lump stuck in his throat. Try as he might to swallow said lump, it won’t go away and only makes him more…anxious. An emotion he rarely felt.
Maybe it’s just his disguise, but his face feels…hot. Even his ears. It’s a good thing he’s got a facemask on, too.
Keep in mind, this man is said to EASILY clear two meters (likely 6’6 ft). Tall and imposing. No one’s going to dare approach you when you’re with him, even with that disguise.
Will always treat you on your dates. He’s a bit of a traditionalist. Not only that, but he’s also got enough wealth that will last him for generations. You try to offer and pay, but he will insist on paying as the one who initiates dates…Dates? Hangouts? He doesn’t know yet. But he likes getting to know you.
Likes getting to know about your mundane life. Overall, just listening to you. It feels nice to listen and not be the one barking orders. He’s never known what it’s like to be…normal. He’s had his own fair of hardships, sure, overexerting himself to be even on par with his twin brother’s innate martial arts abilities, and managing an organization as big and worldwide as The Worm, but of course, that’s nothing compared to most other people. He’s literally a terrorist, for fuck’s sake. But here he is, being on a…normal date. It’s forbidden, he shouldn’t be doing this, but something about you was just so inviting and genuine. He’s experiencing from you things and emotions he’s never had the chance of feeling ever since he was born.
After around five dates, he starts to remove his facial disguise bit by bit. On your sixth, you were surprised to find him without the sunglasses. (Since we still don’t have an official volume cover of Yan, I assume he has the same hair and eye colors as Ji’s volume cover!) He was already peculiar enough as is with the white hair, but having pretty pastel cream eyes only made him more unique…ly pretty. He’s so beautiful, and you haven’t even seen the rest of his face yet!
Does his best to be vague about his line of work, especially in the first month of “hanging out”. Dating? Well, there’s no label yet, and Yan hasn’t completely finished checking your background yet to deem you safe. You ask him if he’s famous, and he says “Well, yes.”, and does not elaborate further. Vague, but still, it’s an answer, you thought.
After two months is when he finally removes his facemask, too. He’s probably finished checking your background. You are safe and not a threat (to his heart, though, perhaps you are). Now you REALLY think he’s some Douyin Chinese celebrity. His stoic charm, smooth and pretty face, extremely tall stature, and the way he really pays attention and looks at you as you talk about whatever? He’d be perfect for those boyfriend POV videos on TikTok/Douyin.
He only hopes The Connector will not hear about this, and, if he does, not mercilessly tease him about it. Knowing Wulong, he’d probably encourage these feelings (to get Yan off his ass, but also for Yan to experience and finally have some semblance of normalcy), but also tease him.
“When are you gonna see them next?” “Where are you gonna take them next?” “Oh, take them to the bar Joji and I went to.”
“Connector, please, shut the fuck up.”
He will not. He’s got self-proclaimed millennia of “relationship” experience (probably bullshitting, Yan can’t tell)
It’s a real slow burn with this man, but it’ll be worth it. He’s very patient, attentive, and always ends his imperatives (shall we go out? shall we move to the park nearby? shall we hold hands?, etc.) with “…but only if you’d really like to, of course.” Never one to force you.
It’s risky, but he really likes these newfound emotions and experiences he has with you. He’s willing to give it a try. Someday, in the very near future, he’ll tell you his real name, too.
i've had this blog since 7th grade. 10 whole years! it feels like a time capsule that i still put things in, and occasionally rummage through the deepest parts to see my formative cringe years. i'd love to tell her that she still loves Kuroo just as much.
i'm proud of my younger self, and i hope she's proud of me, too.
🩷 so, what now?
i am thinking of starting up a new blog for writing and other things. this will still be my main blog, though!
i missed my mutuals here! it's been so long and i've been really busy, so i'd love to catch up and reconnect. 🥹
