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Shen Wulong Relationship Headcanons
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WARNINGS: gender-neutral s/o, nsfw, mention of pregnancy/having kids, mention of eating out, TOXIC RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS, creepy yandere shen wulong, slight dubcon (on cloning and your feelings)
Once he takes interest in you, there's no way to shake him off, ever. Ryuki's obsessive, whimsical nature and lack of "maturity" comes from him as his pure clone, after all.
For someone who's lived for over 5000 years, we've seen that Wulong is quite amoral from being a hermit/sage. He'd have to be taught and directly told about things like boundaries and consent. Though, being with Ohma, Ryuki, Joji, and negotiating with Kazuo has shed some light on the concept of consent for him (regarding killing the clones to take over their body lol)
Speaking of teaching him, he probably doesn't know what teasing is in relationships. If you jokingly deny him a hug, kiss, or handhold, he'll take it literally. He's respectful and that easy to talk to, especially since it's you. (Well, so long as you don't forget you're with him now…)
"Huh? No? Oh, alright." He pulls back, giving you a simple nod. It's okay. He understands. Oh? That's not what you really mean?
"Ah, so this is called "teasing", hm? I've read that in books, watched it on some TV shows, and seen it in some movies…"
The next time you act coy or joke with him again, he'll always ask, with that blank face of his, tilting his head to the side, "Hmm…you're teasing me, aren't you?"
Did his eyes darken? Maybe you just imagined that. Maybe it was The Tiger trying to take over? Just kidding.
Would never, ever hurt his lover. Probably orders Yan to keep tabs on you ensuring you're safe and no one ever hurts you. We've seen how protective he is and how much he treasures a drinking buddy like Joji, so he's definitely the same, if not more, with a romantic partner. He's someone who doesn't like senseless violence, but given his millennia of existence, he's probably seen too much of it.
If someone's being rude to you though, he'll let them off with a warning (and they'll feel his heavy intimidating aura) and whisk you away somewhere else. If he seees you dealing with unwanted romantic attention, he probably secretly knocks the person out (like that chapter where he just knocked everyone out by walking past and behind them lol) and takes you out somewhere to eat or stroll.
Sometimes he just turns up in front of your door or already inside your house, lounging on the couch, watching TV and eating salted egg potato chips. Yan becomes extra stressed when Wulong gets in a relationship. He doesn't like his time with you being interrupted, so he always calls or, in the worst scenario (only for Yan), sends him a text to not look for him. He wants to spend time with you, observe you, eat with you, look at you, and get you to "teach" him cuddling.
It's been inferred by Rino that he doesn't have romantic or sexual desires since her abilities don't affect him, but in actuality, he just rarely shows that kind of interest. Living for 5000 years makes you indifferent to such things, but when he does get invested, it's random and checks out with his whimsical nature. Wulong does what he wants whenever he wants (a big reason why The Worm fear and worship him). As such, Wulong loves whoever he wants whenever he wants and will stay with them.
I've seen a JP yume writer write Wulong as a low-tier husband due to him wanting to be with you forever—that is, practicing Huisheng and transferring both your minds/memories to your clone. It's fascinating to think that Wulong will command The Worm to clone you (likely without your knowledge), and by the time you know, he's already asking you to transplant your brains together into your new bodies and live together forever as a couple. Now, if you voice out that you don't want to do that, he'll outwardly say he respects it, but inside, he's grappling with the reality that you're mortal. He was ready to help you practice his breathing technique to stay young, ready to live life with someone finally beside him…well, best to do that now, hence his apprehension to having his time with you interrupted. He bounces back from this eventually, but he still tries to bring it up on rare occasions, hoping someday you'll change your mind. He loves you. You're his. This is the best way to establish that you belong to him—being with him forever.
"Connector, we must spectate a match by the Kengan Association," Yan knows deep inside that it's futile, something's changed in that fucker's brain chemistry, so he's 99 percent sure Wulong will protest. "Oh? But that will take time off hanging out with—", and there it is. Yan hears your name fall off Wulong's lips yet again. He should have known. He tries to cope, conditioning his mind that this is better than Wulong getting in random fights or getting lost. Though, if this is already such an obstacle now, it's definitely going to get…heavier the more time goes by. "You can just attend the last match to see who'll be the champion, then." This is the closest to a compromise Yan can hope to achieve, and all he gets as assurance from Wulong is, "I'll think about it." Well, that's that. He'll be alone. Maybe he can call up that person who helped him with Wulong from before…
If you're just as chill and laid-back as him, then you might face little problems as opposed to, well, not being chill. If you're whimsical like him, maybe even better! Someone who doesn't question things too much or deeply would probably be good for him. He wants to take you out to a new Hainanese joint? Okay. There's a new Vietnamese cafe and he wants to take you with him? Alright. Why, out of his 5000 years of living, did he choose to date you and fall in love with you? Well, that's something only he can answer, and even then, all you can wring out of him is, "Because I like you." "Why?" "I just do…Do I need a deep reason?"
Delving deep into this weird sage's psyche, he'd likely fall for someone who's not scared of or threatened by him—someone who treats him as just some guy, maybe someone with shared interests, just as how Joji treats him as a drinking buddy. I like to think this is genetic amongst all his clones, Tiger, Ohma, Ryuki, and The Consecutors included. Love them for who they are and the bond you form and share, not for what strength they can provide!
No dating from anyone in The Worm. It's canon he doesn't like the burden of being their object of reverence and the power that comes with it (Remember he told Yan and Ji's father to just release the Consecutors rather than keep them captive to train them…based entirely on his whims and probably because there's not much point in keeping around "failed" clones who won't be of any use or entertainment to him). He just wants someone who can bond normally with him. And to have someone match him in fighting, of course! He's got Joji and Ohma for that. Kuroki if he's willing.
In an intimate relationship, Wulong seems to be a selfish lover—in a twisted sense. His own feelings are what matter. He assumes his feelings are the same as yours and if you don't feel the same way, he knows you eventually will. Humans, like animals, are creatures of habituation, after all. Expose them to something long enough that they get used to it, then they won't see it as unpleasant or a threat anymore. It becomes their norm.
He doesn't really speak with emotions. Does not sound or get sad and angry. It doesn't mean that he speaks in a tacit, deadpan manner, nor does he speak in a way actors don't know how to voice-act, he just says things as is. The most that can happen is his voice gets lower.
The only times he ever got angry in his life were dealing with pests like Mukaku and Luohan; when he's relentlessly pursued by "lowly scum", anyone who disturbs his peace and whims. Again, never gets angry, sad, or disappointed with his romantic partner.
A relationship with Wulong is never going to be normal, as he is a near-immortal being revered and feared by The Worm and has lived for many millennia. You can't expect normalcy going into this as he has a different view of what "normal" is.
NSFW
Has not had a sex drive in millennia. Before cloning and after being desensitized, he probably saw procreation as a normal necessity (habituation!!!) so he could have the next suitable vessel to Huisheng into. If not his offspring, probably a sibling's offspring, or a grandchild, great-grandchild, it really depends on which vessel would be best for him. Wulong's whole deal has weird implications (imagine your dad "becoming" your grandchild, grandnephew, great-grandchild, etc.) and is very mind-boggling to think too much about.
That doesn't mean he's inexperienced, quite far from it! He's got 5000 years of martial arts knowledge…alongside other things.
This is also something in common with the notable Shen clones we know, but he only gains a sex drive when he's in a relationship with someone. A whole new side of life opens up to him again—in a more modern time, no less! He's gonna want to catch up on the latest external tools.
Will have Yan accompany him to buy sex toys. The first time he didn't, Yan ended up looking for him in every adult store in the area (where Wulong said he would be) and found him asking clerks if he could "test any of it out", holding a pocket pussy.
"Look, Yan. This is called a Tenga Egg. Would you like one too?" Before Wulong could say, "You definitely need it", he was pulled away by the collar, Yan dragging him away from the store. He must absolutely keep this a secret from Fu Zhan. Just a boss and the immortal being his organization reveres buying sex toys together. What could be more normal than that? Wulong's "I feel closer already," versus Yan's "Please, Connector, just stop talking." A natural consequence of this is Yan knowing too much than he'd like (a.k.a., knowing about it in the first place) about Wulong's sex life.
He is a grower, not a shower. 17.8 cm / 7 inches, circumcised, pale which gets more pinkish as you reach the tip. There's a particular long vein that runs from the base and near the head. Tracing your fingertips over it will make his cock twitch, evoking a nonchalant "Oh," from him. Has a slight curve to it. Gravity can't pull him down! He doesn't look big at first, but when he's finally erect, you see that he's also a bit girthy. Has a slight bush and doesn't shave often. When you get to his age, you won't really care anymore.
A master at foreplay and prepping. He's…intense. He stares a lot, watches you so, so intently, and analyzes your reactions. The quickness of your breath, your airy gasps, your sudden twitches, that's when he knows he's doing something right. Only way to test techniques and principles is by applying them, he knows that very well.
Wulong's calloused hand glides over your cheek, then to your neck. He feels your pulse with his thumb, just below your jawline. Alive. Here with him. At this very moment. It's been too long. He leans closer and places his lips on your neck, his stubble tickling your skin. He hears you exhale, breath quivering as you do so. More. He wants more of you. Only you. There's no one else. He forms a smirk on his face before opening his mouth, licking your neck before biting into it, sucking. He keeps one hand holding the back of your head pulling you even closer to him.
Absolutely loves a reactive partner! Once he knows every possible way on how to make you squirm under his touch, he'll want to test just how far he can push you to your limits.
"You tightened up when I rubbed your nipples. Hm, I see.
"I like it when you squeeze me more like that."
A messy eater and will eat you out until it hurts or if possible, until you squirt all over his damn face. He can do it, he's got thousands of years of experience.
"What do you mean, 'You can't anymore'? No. I know you can keep going."
If you didn't feel intimidated by him before, you definitely will during sex with how much he scrutinizes every action and reaction you make. He wants you embedded in his memory—in him forever. The memories you make together are just as important to him as his techniques and principles. His. You are his. He will never forget that, and he sure as hell will make sure you never forget that fact either.
Enjoys cumming inside you for the sole fact that he loves filling you up with his cum and watching it ooze outside your hole. Just how much can you take? He's got many millennia's worth waiting to be released, so he's not questioning his own limit and load, but how much of him you can handle.
Obligatory mating press mention <3
While others I wrote for like caging you in a mating press to be close to you and to kiss you (for the intimacy), Wulong also likes it because he knows you can see his dick go in and out of you, no matter the pace. Each time you close your eyes shut, furrow your eyebrows, let out a moan, call out his name, it just makes his dick twitch and spurs him on more to fuck you continuously. His gaze is unsettling, but he's memorizing every single detail about you.
Loves positions where he can see your expressions, so besides the mating press, anything where he can look at you directly like spooning, missionary, sideways missionary, and yab-yum (tender cowgirl). More on the vanilla side if you compare him to his Tiger counterpart.
In those positions, likes to whisper he loves you.
"I love you…but you already know that, hm?"
Despite his love of alcohol and habit of eating a lot, his cum doesn't really taste like anything. What living for 5000 years, I guess. May appear thick, but becomes more fluid, thus making it easy to have his cum flow out of you.
Breeding kinks are genetic with his clones, but he's more on the seeing how much he can fill you up agenda than actually impregnating you, unlike certain other clones…
If you do get pregnant, he won't mind. He can brush up on the parenting skills he used to practice many, many years ago. Won't use your kid for Huisheng. Please keep him in check.
Being with Wulong is…interesting. And toxic. Only he can truly understand himself. If you're alright with potentially living together forever with him, then by all means, be with him! Just be prepared to handle The Dragon's intense affection, something his pure clone inherited too.
"Hey, I got a great idea. Why don't we clone you too, my love?"
this is one of my first (public) hcs that i'm gonna be sharing with you absolute sluts beans because i honestly could not get my disgustingly filthy thoughts out of my head, so, yeah! c:
mobster nat isn't heavily into public punishment, but god if you aggravate her enough, the gloves are off. (sometimes literally! she does everything she can to maintain her visual stance and that is all; power. she dresses in expensive, chic, clothing always)
Once she's started, she wont hesitate to pull you over her lap and spank you during a meeting in front of all her fellow associates, (that close party usually consisting of others you know as well: Steve, Wanda, Carol, Bucky.), until you're a whining, needy, mess in her hands.
"Don't ever fucking talk back to me when I'm in front of my friends, look at how upset they are knowing that you sat there and ran your mouth like a bad girl and wasted their precious fucking time. Apologize to each of them, now, slut."
She'll often bring you to those meetings whether its business, or a friendly gathering. You'd be kneeling by her side under the table, like the other subs in the room are with their own doms, collared and obedient (usually).
She'd pet you now and then, though, other times, she'd simply look down at you and take two fingers, dipping them into your mouth and curling them into your throat just to hear your pretty little gagging noises. Those nights, she'd go home just a little bit earlier to finish what has been started.
"Listen to those pretty sounds. You look so good with my fingers in your mouth, that pretty collar on, I'm sure everyone could see it and understand how much of a little slut you are for me. My pretty little slut with her pretty pink collar."
Mob/nat is always packing.
Always.
There's not a day that goes by where you arent sitting in her lap while she's working on trade deals where she doesn't just end up grinding into your ass just to hear you whine and grind back into her, needy for her cock.
Other times, she'll have you cockwarm her in her office for hours, making you sit pretty and wait for her word; or sometimes without it. She'll grow impatient herself, sliding her work out of the way, then she'll bend you over her desk and start fucking into you roughly.
When she isn't degrading you, she's often very soft, most of your intimate moments spent alone are filled with harmonious praises from her that make you blush beet red. She'll hold you in her arms and run her hands up and down your back, pressing you against her chest.
She's also excellent with aftercare, its her second favorite thing aside from fucking you into submission over her desk, she loves taking care of you.
Imagine you sat in a chair next to Ashton who was laying in a hospital bed. He suddenly growled and opened his eyes but closed them fast again because of the light and the fact that everything was white around you. “Where am I?” He asked you, as you sat down on the edge of the hospital bed. “Take it easy you are in the hospital.” You said and took his hand he was reaching put for you. “I feel like I have been hit by a car.” He said a growled again when he tried to sit up “It’s because you were hit by a car.” You said and sighed. This was awkward to tell him. “I was? Were you there too?” He said and you could feel he was scanning your body for any visible wounds. “I.. Yeah I was there. I was sort of.. Kinda.. The one driving the car.” You explained, hiding your face in your free hand. “You what? But you don’t have a car?” It didn’t sound like he believed it. “I did have a car. I had a car in 20 minutes before I drove into my boyfriend.” You said and tried not to laugh because it was the most terrible thing you had ever done, but at the same time it was so pathetic that it was funny. “You bought a car?” Was all he could say while looking at you like you just landed with a spaceship in front of him. “I wanted to surprise you, so yeah I bought a car from the money I have been saving up. So when you wrote you would be working in the garden I thought I would make a grand entrance but I didn’t know that by the garden, you meant the driveway and by work you meant setting up your drum kit IN the driveway.” “Wait… How is my drum kit now then?!” He said slightly panicked. “Well.. It looks worse than your leg.” You said grinding your teeth. Ashton reached down and moved his duvet to the side and looked at his leg that was in plaster. “My leg is broken.” He said. Not like a question but more like a statement. “You don’t know how sorry I am, babe! I will pay for a new drum kit and if I could I would take over the pain and the broken leg. I will do everything to make you feel better I swear!!” You started panicking because you were afraid that this was it. He was gonna break up with you and hate you forever. But instead of breaking up with you, Ashton smirked. "Anything?" He mumbled. More to himself than you, it seemed. "Yes anything!" You answered anyway and squeezed his hand a little. "You are going to regret that but I'll take it. This is going to take a long time to get over." Ashton started. "Yes I know babe." "And you will do everything for me?" "Yeah I'll help you get around and make you food and do the laundry. Everything!" "Will you give me massages?" "Until my hands are bleeding!" "Ew no don't do that." He said thoughtful, like he was imagining your hands actually bleeding. "But I'll need to be showered." He said knowingly. "I'll help you with that of course." You said with a frown. "What about the make up sex?" Ashton said smirking more than a naughty school boy. "I don't think that would be a good idea." You whispered. You didn't want everyone to hear about his wishes about sex. "But why not? Then what are we supposed to do in the shower? How am I gonna entertain myself if we are not going to have Sex?" He moaned loudly. "Okay okay. Make up sex. I'll see what I can do." You said. "You have to be careful with him, miss Y/l/n. He just got hit by a car." You heard a voice say behind you. You turned around to see the doctor and a nurse standing in the door. You went tomato red in your face in a second and murdered to Ashton. "Where they there the whole time?" Ashton nodded with a satisfied grin. You facepalmed yourself and went to hide in the corner of the room while the doctor was looking at some of Ashtons wounds and sneaking in a high five for Ashton while he thought you didn't notice. It was gonna be a tough time making up for your mistake. -Hell
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Also a bit long overdue, but I was very inspired by my dear friend @darealkiba 😭 dedicated to @yuunarow @yunarow! I love you Agito stans, you guys are seriously the best 🥺 Good boy, good muse Agito!
WARNINGS: gender-neutral s/o, nsfw, dicks, Agito being silly, consensual filming during sex, mentions of eating out
He's really easy to fool, especially about things he doesn't know a lot about. On intimate relationships, for example, if you tell him matching t-shirts/outfits are a requirement for every date, he's gonna take you seriously.
On that note, Agito really does take everything seriously, but his seriousness and diligence in whatever he does comes from a good place. He genuinely only wants to make the people he cares about proud, wants to impress them, and help them the ABSOLUTE best he can. He goes all out, always. He went all out for Lolong's hair cut, Lolong, a new friend! Just from that, you know Agito is passionate in his own way and will do absolutely everything within his power for his life partner.
When you praise Agito, or when he feels the butterflies in his stomach, it's his ears that blush the most. He can literally feel all the blood in his body rush to his ears with how hot they get. Don't point them out or look at them too much, he will get shy.
You don't even have to do much for him, he doesn't care about that! He just wants to love you in his own serious (silly) ways and do his best for you. Agito loves unconditionally and never expects anything in return, ever.
He's never known such emotions before, so it's best to be patient with him. Keep in mind he is, like other Kengan men, someone who's only known fighting as a purpose his whole life.
Agito listens intently and has a great memory. If you mention in passing a specific favorite chocolate, candy, or flavor, may it be towards him or a conversation he happened to overhear, he's gonna hop on his motorbike and cruise to the nearest convenience store to look for it and buy you some.
Since he sculpted a statue of Metsudo, he's good at handmade gifts too. Has definitely tried sculpting a statue of you too, but you had to stop him since you didn't have space to display it.
Wants to have your anniversary dates at where he learned the proper ropes of driving his motorbike: Tottori Sand Dunes. (Canon from the recent Kengan Panel Event!!)
Also from the recent Kengan Panel Event, Agito has been noted to be extremely well-off thanks to participating in and winning Kengan fights and never spending his earnings (alongside Wakatsuki, but that's for another post if so desired…). In the talk, Agito was hilariously described as "seeming to be out of touch with the world", hence his overall gullibility.
I like to imagine Omori and Takayama teaching Agito the ropes of date etiquette, Taky's veins popping out of his forehead as he entertains every question Agito has and having to correct him. Now, picture Takayama having to lecture Agito while an amused Omori watches with a straight face…
"No, Kanoh, you do not have to be the one to set the tablecloth on your date's lap. Yes, Kanoh, you can ask "May I hold your hand?", but you do not have to ask it every. single. time. especially when you've been together for years. Don't you see? That's fucking annoying, OK?" (maybe for Taky, it is! T3T but it's endearing, coming from someone like Agito, right?)
Again, money will never be a problem with him. He never spends it! If he does, it's probably for motorbike maintenance. The type to never look at the price tag when buying something, especially if it's for you. He has that much money…and also that's just our usual clueless Agito. Doesn't see spending that much money as an issue since he always has a lot more than he knows what to do with.
Agito will need a patient partner—both patient with him and the nature of his work. He can't be with a partner who demands a lot of his time and attention…he's already doing his best with navigating a whole new world of intimacy and balancing it with his work as a freelance fighter. Honestly, most Kengan guys need patient partners, as fighting is their way of life and their number one. You can't expect the cheesy lines like "You're more important to me than fighting", and "You come first, fighting comes second" from them especially with the stakes of Ashura and Omega. 😪
Always asks you what you want to do on your dates or asks if you want to do a specific activity with him. Yes, even holding hands or linking arms.
"Would you like to link arms?" "Would you like to hold my hand?" (already not following Takayama's advice) "Would you like to stroll around some more?" "Tell me what you would like to do." "What would you like to do next?" He says all of that with a serious, earnest look on his face. The longer you're together, the more he smiles as he asks.
Motorcycle dates would be so, so fun with him. Just cruising and driving through the streets, late at night, embracing Agito as he drives. He's never ridden with anyone before, but your presence with him as he rode…and hugging him from behind…it just felt natural to him, and he can never explain why. Yes…he can't exactly put into words how and why you feel like such a natural fit in his life. The way you're so patient with him, how you reassure him that he's doing fine, how you tell him you'll help him every step of the way on this new journey.
This whole intimacy thing is new, but it doesn't seem so scary because he's walking his path with you.
Helps you buy a motorcycle helmet. Also doesn't want you carrying it around since it can be bulky, so he always makes sure he carries it with him alongside his own helmet. Initially wanted a helmet with cat ears for you, but again, it's entirely your choice! Whatever you want and what makes you happy.
Imagine him pulling up at your place to pick you up for your dates, taking off his helmet, and already carrying yours as he greets you outside your doorstep, a relaxed smile on his face. He's never looked so at peace and in love.
Spa and hot spring dates! At first, he didn't want to bathe in the same spring as you (too shy), but as he got more comfortable, you both opted for the co-ed baths, or just simply getting in the same spring…beside each other. Imagine resting your head against Agito's shoulder as you relax.🥺
He turns his head, looks down at you, and smiles to himself. From the Mongolian sewers, the Gu Ritual chamber, the rigorous Fang trainings, just being a fighting machine…to moments like this. Agito feels undeserving of such blessings. He truly treasures you and your time together. He loves you so, so much.
Pet names: Unsure and not used to the concept of nicknames and pet names at first so he'll call you by your first name…then probably opt for "My love".
NSFW
I know what you want to see first. I know what you came here for, so here you go.
Uncircumcised, 8 inches (this man is literally 201 cm AND 131 kg. Grew up malnourished yet blessed genetically! COME ON!), also girthy, gets more reddish near the head, balls are huge and hang a bit low so you'll really hear loud lewd, wet noises during your lovemaking. You definitely need a lot of prep if he's going to penetrate you. NSFW Art of Agito as a visual…?
He's never had intimate, romantic sex before. Honestly only saw it as a babymaking activity and nothing else, and he never really saw himself being a father given his station in life. This is where more of your patience comes in. You need to guide him, tell him how you like to have sex while also letting him discover his own preferences.
"Tell me what you want me to do." "Then…I like it when you do this." You guide Agito's free hand across your chest, his calloused thumb grazing your nipple, making you instinctively close your eyes and flinch, your breath hitching. Agito picks up on this immediately. You like that. Got it.
"What about you, Agito-san?" Now, he's never been asked such a thing. His own preferences? He pauses for a while, blinking occasionally.
"Earlier, when your fingers lightly and gently touched my ears. I felt…something. I think I like…that."
Discovers his sensitive spots are his ears, sides, inner thighs, and his nipples. Also grows to like you kissing his battle scars.
You will have to top for a while, as for a close intimate activity like this, Agito is inclined to be the bottom. If he's gonna top, he will be a service top, always asking if he's doing good and only aims to do good and pleasure you. Also scared of hurting you so he'll be gentle as a top, too.
At first, had no idea what to do with his hands, but grew to love holding your hips as you ride him. Also loves it when you suck on his nipples as you grind onto him and ride him. Likes shower sex too and likes taking you against the bathroom wall, your back pressed against it OR your hands on the wall. If in a sizable bathtub like in the 4koma comic, then he'll have you ride him, resting his forehead against yours, one hand on your hip and the other caressing your cheek. His favorite hot baths AND making love? He could get used to this.
Obligatory mating press mention!!! My trademark!!! He likes how intimate it is as he can hold your hand and kiss you, and also see your reactions and facial expressions.
Agito looks so, so good during sex. His disheveled hair during fights? It's what his hair is like during sex, alongside a flushed, needy expression, eyes watching you and focused only on you. He has no bad angle, it's so unfair.
You will also have to teach him the ropes of eating you out. A bit messy and you can tell he's unsure of his actions at first, but just tell him you like to be licked, how you like to be eaten out, and he will take lots of mental notes. Remember this man loves to make his loved ones happy and proud. He will go above and beyond for you.
VERY shy on receiving head. He's never had his dick sucked before either. For some reason, he really likes his tip licked and sucked the most. Keeps his hands on the mattress and grips them so, so hard as you suck him off.
His cum…doesn't really taste like anything. Maybe just a faint taste of saltiness? But he has a really good diet and never drinks carbonated drinks due to his weak stomach. He probably prefers milk, fruit juice, and water. Definitely comes around to eating fruit a WHOLE lot more since dating you to make his cum sweet and have more flavor.
Likes cumming on your stomach or inside you for the intimacy—to show that he is yours and yours alone in this world. A part of him is inside you and only you.
Also fairly vanilla…but is willing to dive into kinks if you want. Probably likes costumes and cockwarming. Oh, boy, cockwarming in costume!!
Okay, once, you proposed filming your lovemaking. He was weirded out at first when you suggested it, but then you said you wanted to film it solely to admire his ass and see it jiggle as he pounded into you because you think it's a criminal act that you can't see his ass when he's fucking you. You see the tips of his ears turn red. He's flattered and eventually complies with your request. If it makes you feel good and happy, then he'll feel the same.
Definitely tries angles and strong thrusts that make it jiggle more, thus making you feel good during the act, and after when you watch the footage. You point this out and he's…smirking. He's showing off just for you.
Needs a lot of guidance at first, but like his fighting style, Agito adapts and learns fast. He wants to always have your best interests at heart, so he'll do whatever it takes to make you happy. What feels good for you feels good for him too. What a great man. Now, you must suck his dick and lick his nipples tenfold and repay him.
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This is a very long overdue piece, way back in December, but better late than never, right? I haaaate writer's block so, so much 😭 What to write for Kaolan that hasn't already been written? I focused on his background/backstory, family dynamic, his sense of self, among other things. I hope this is alright! Please enjoy my longest work yet! (I keep saying that with every new post...I got carried away 🤐)
WARNINGS: gender-neutral s/o, nsfw, poverty and trauma angst, Kaolan's little to no sense of self/little regard to his own self and well-being...typical Kaolan, mention of having kids
His parents planted the idea in his head that he's their ticket out of poverty. By their, I mean them and his many siblings. As the eldest, he was told this a lot and is the reason he started participating in fighting matches at age 5…only for his parents to die shortly after and resulting in him having to parent his siblings who are all close in age while risking his life fighting adult fighters. This is a very common situation in lower-income Southeast Asian households wherein the parents see their children as their way out of their hellish situation. Have more kids. One of them is bound to be your ticket out of hell, anyway.
His family chose to settle in a dumping site for more income by scavenging trash to sell. His mother and father collect plastic bottles, discarded wood, used metal, and maybe, just maybe, there's food too. They earn an additional 58 THB / 100 PHP / 2 USD a day by doing this besides being scavengers on the streets, too.
Sure, his parents got what they wanted, but at the cost of them being long, long gone and Kaolan being one of Thailand's important figures…and being eternally indebted to the royal family.
He thinks he owes everything that's good in his life to the royal family, so he puts them first above all else. His nationalism is a product of his lifetime debt of gratitude towards them. He shoulders and endures it all so his siblings won't need to "pay" or even be "charged" in the first place.
Sees himself as one of Thailand's symbols. He's their sword, isn't he? That means he isn't human anymore. Having undertaken such a responsibility, he believes that he's not fit to be in romantic or deep, intimate relationships—he doesn't deserve such things. That path has been blocked off the moment he was made to be the breadwinner of their big family at 5 years old. Before, all he could do was fight, fight, fight, make money, and feed his younger siblings. Now, it's fight, make money, promote tourism and good publicity for Thailand, serve the royal family, and spend what little free time he has with acquaintances and friends who only know a world of fighting just like him.
To not make it too sad, the current Rama treats him as his own brother and trusts him like one. Nothing could ever make his belief in him falter! This is why he's never too affected or mad when Kaolan loses a match. After all, he grew up looked after by him. Rama truly only wants the best for Kaolan especially regarding his personal life. He definitely thinks Kao needs someone to help lighten or ease his burdens—a comforting presence in his turbulent life. Hopefully, that's you.
Rama's a good judge of character, so the instant he sees you, he already knows whether or not you're a perfect match for his bodyguard, Thailand's sword…and his brother figure. The only real challenge is the meddlesome outside world and how you deal with being in a relationship with someone as high-profile and loved worldwide as Kaolan.
He doesn’t seem the type, but he takes lots of pictures in secret. So stealthy, even Rama could never spot him in any of these instances. Why? To send to his many younger siblings back home in Thailand, all of whom now have scholarships in prestigious private schools and universities due to the previous Rama’s aid. The current Rama also still helps Kao pay for their living and academic expenses. Kaolan may say he fights for his king and the glory of Thailand, but his siblings always, always pop up in his mind as he says so. After all, they were his first motivation when he first began the fighter lifestyle.
Now that you’re dating him, most, if not all of his pictures now include you. He loves showing off the places he’s visiting to his siblings, now, he shows off both the locations and you…and the occasional straight-faced selfie with a peace sign.
“Taking a selfie by myself. Beloved is in the souvenir shop’s changing room.”
Side note: his nicknames for you are: "beloved/my beloved, my love"
Always asks for your consent before he sends pictures with you to his siblings.
All of his postcards/letters/emails always end with: “someday, when the time is right and our schedules finally align, I cannot wait for you all to meet my beloved.”
His family group chat is full of pictures he sends, and also the pictures of certificates and medals his siblings get in school. He always responds to them with a thumbs up emoji and generic “proud of you!” old-school early 2000s sparkly GIFs. Yes, he uses them unironically.
Given how flocked by the media he gets, he'd prefer to have a date at places where he won't be as easily recognized. His ideal dates would be: eating at hole-in-the-wall restaurants, activity-based dates like pottery, perfume-making, baking, necklace and bracelet-making, and flower arranging (so he can make something unique for Rama, his siblings, and of course, you). It's funny to imagine some of these establishments would post on social media that Thailand's beloved God of War visited them, but sometimes Kaolan asks for them not to. A compromise would be maybe hanging his picture or signature on their walls. ("Approved by the Thai God of War himself!")
Canonically can't handle food that's too spicy. The reason for this is he got used to whatever scraps he could find for himself and his siblings growing up. Always made sure to have the smallest portion to prioritize feeding them. He's really ashamed of this, though! Especially considering Thai cuisine is one of the spiciest in Southeast Asia. Please reassure him and tell him it's ok.
Always well-prepared no matter where you are. If you're sick, he has painkillers and paracetamols ready. If you're dizzy, nauseous, or have a runny nose, he's got bottles of Thailand's iconic Hong Thai and Poy-Sian inhalers. Hell, he's probably an endorser for them, too! Sudden leg or foot cramps? He's ready to help you stretch. Need to go to the bathroom? He has wet wipes in his bag for you to wipe the seat with.
Never thought he'd actually ever be in an intimate relationship since, as I've mentioned, he's resigned himself to a fate that would never allow him to ever have a partner. As such, your initial dynamic and first few dates are awkward and seems like he's serving and looking after you.
He's very used to serving others, so the first time you do something for him, he is genuinely taken aback and is quick to say that he'll do something for you in return…as he always does, mind you.
You have to do something about that! You don't want Kaolan to overwork himself even in a relationship…or make a relationship seem like a job with the amount of work he makes himself do. This is one of the challenges of being in a relationship with him, as being helped is such a foreign concept to him…
He is always going to ask you first if he can do stuff with you, like hold your hand, carry your bags, or link arms with him. When you've dated for quite a while, he doesn't ask anymore as often, but just gives you signs. The back of his hand brushes against yours? Hold his hand. He tries to hold your shopping bags or your purse/shoulder bag? He wants to hold it for you. He holds his arm out? Time to link arms with him.
Honestly, his love languages are all of the five, maybe less Quality Time due to his busy schedule (but he ALWAYS makes time for you!) and Physical Touch since he's shy (inexperienced) and unsure of how to completely proceed with it at first.
…Which is why his hugs feel stiff at first! He only gets hugged and "hugs" during fan meetings or when kids come up to him. Romantic, intimate hugs? He's never heard of them and accepted that he'd never have them…until you came into the picture.
It's a novel and sometimes confusing whole new world for him, but we know Kaolan is good at adapting!
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Let's get this out of the way—uncircumcised since he's Buddhist (he is very hygienic though!), 7 inches or at least maybe nearing 7.5, GIRTHY and can really stretch, extremely sensitive head, curves a little bit upwards when fully erect so he can reach really well, and he leaks precum easily. He is very self-conscious about you seeing his dick for the first time, though.
Very healthy and balanced diet, so his cum probably tastes just slightly salty, nothing at all, or sweet if he's been eating lots of fruits.
In an intimate relationship, sex would be the last thing on Kaolan's mind to initiate. He'll only have sex IF you want to. If you don't want to have sex at all, ever, he is more than fine with that.
If you do, then you'll have to be the one to bring the idea up to him. It can't really be a heat of the moment thing, as Kaolan would want to mentally prepare himself first. You have to plan your first night together!
He's new to all of this—hell, even kissing and making out. You'll have to be initiative and patient with guiding him throughout everything, but as I mentioned earlier, he learns and adapts fast.
Sex is where you can convince Kaolan to be selfish. Throughout your sexual encounters with one another, what does he grow to like? You want him to tell you so that you'd do it for him more often. That…is actually quite embarrassing for him. What do you mean this time he's the one being heard out and prioitized? Never in his whole life did he think this would happen.
Like, he loves body worship on you. He could spend everyday telling you how gorgeous you are and how much he loves every inch of your body, that he loves all parts and has no favorite.
Body worship on HIM, though? He's going to be so flustered he might want to stop during the first few times. Again, that was just the life he resigned himself to; only being praised and appreciated as a symbol, weapon, and occasionally a friend. As a lover? He's…extremely overwhelmed.
Kaolan's hands slide over your sides (or curves, if you have the figure), his breath and lips ghost over your chest and your stomach before kissing them. He lifts up his head, eyes making contacts with your half-lidded ones, and with a slight smile on his face, voices out, "My beloved, you are just so…perfect."
Kaolan feels an overwhelming surge of embarrassment course throughout his whole body the moment you touch his scars and bruises. He sees your face inch closer and closer to one of his scars and he just closes his eyes so hard that he sees stars, then leans his head back further into the pillow, letting out a shaky breath. The proof of all his hardship and training, evidence of pushing himself to extreme lengths as Thailand's weapon…being worshipped and kissed by his partner? Oh, it's all too much. He can definitely feel himself growing harder. Is this how you feel when he worships you? Or…you're the only person in the world who'd ever make him feel this way. God, you really are something else, aren't you? He's never letting you go. He loves you. He loves you so, so much.
He doesn't like being rough, especially unconsciously or accidentally. If you ask him to go rougher and faster, he'll try, but he doesn't want to end up hurting you. If you beg, though??? Keep calling out his name and beg him to go faster and harder? His eyes will widen, you see his Adam's Apple bob up and down, as if swallowing a huge lump, he takes a deep breath…and exhales.
He'll oblige.
Like other guys I've written for, Kaolan is fairly vanilla. Rama has gifted him toys like vibrators after he entered a relationship with you, much to his surprise and embarrassment. Hell, maybe he's even bought you lingerie and silk pajama sets! You need these tools, Rama says. After all, Thailand's Sword needs to be hardened and sharpened. He sees how happier Kaolan has become after being with you, so it's only fitting he provides you with tools to help his Sword.
Favorite position is being face-to-face with you, as much as possible, so…the face-off, classic ol' missionary, my mating press agenda for almost all Kengan men I write for, et cetera.
If you're able to have kids, he'll want at least one and cap it off at three…or four if you accidentally have one more/twins. He's just a bit traumatized from having such a huge family that he had to provide for at age 5 despite the fact that he probably has generational wealth already. He wants a few to best focus on their individualities and futures.
Overall, he'll be awkward and stiff at first, seeming like he's serving you in the relationship, but the day will come that you're both equal in giving efforts in your relationship. You help Kaolan finally accept help and unconditional love from others. He's very, very sweet and kind despite the challenging life he's lived, so please treat this Thai icon well!
Hello and welcome back! How are you? Can I ask for Liu Dongcheng or Yoshioka headcanon? 👀
HIII i'm doing quite fine all things considered!! <3 thank you so much for leaving an ask. i got so, sooo carried away with this request and that's why it took a bit longer than expected mfkfksmkfm i fully blame you for making me see Liu's appeal 😭i was supposed to write Yoshioka as well, but rereading the manga for Liu and writing about him, i just reached some kind of flow state LMAO
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Liu Dongcheng Headcanons (and thoughts)
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WARNINGS: gender-neutral s/o, nsfw, mentions of Liu's PTSD and trauma, mention of having kids, mention of eating out
If there's one thing about Liu besides his temper, it's that he's always honest only at the last minute…if he even voices out his honesty at all. Besides spending time with the friends he lost, did he ever tell them or let them feel how important they were to him and how he deeply cherished them? He vows to never repeat those mistakes with Jean-Luc, and you. But romantic relationships are an entirely new thing to him.
A man like him who was born into this world as a physical manifestation of a political and martial arts alliance between his parents' families, forced to master martial arts techniques since childhood without rest…Liu doesn't have the best image or role model on what romantic love should be like. Much like the other men in Kengan, he has only known fighting his whole life, and has only known people who were the same. It doesn't help that he left home early to be on his own, so he really doesn't have the best idea of family and romance, or what it looks like outside of textbook definitions or fantasies. His upbringing made him serious, but the pressure made him just as prone to anger and lashing out.
Liu hates Nitoku's poetic way of speaking—he hates those who talk in colorful, poetic words, those who go on and on talking about themsleves, as he himself keeps his composure lest he becomes angry. However, he hates them because he cannot express himself the way they do. Where does Nitoku find the words? The confidence to utter such cliche nonsense? How words come so easily for people like him, he will never understand.
Liu does not have a normal life. That was decided the moment he was born, and only got worse the more he got older. He rarely made friends in his field. Some too weak, some too disinterested. By the time Liu did get friends, his closest ones turned out to be Worms, and died when their true traitorous origins were uncovered. Fei and Naidan, fighters who, much like him, were destined to never have a normal life, destined to die young. If getting into a relationship after these events, it would be hard to gain Liu's trust.
Because of this, a patient and understanding partner is ideal for Liu. Someone who reads him well despite never saying what's truly in his heart. Someone who takes action even when he has not mentioned wanting something.
I read a JP Kengan yume writer's post on how some Kengan men would think of receiving Valentine's chocolates. The writer wrote Liu as someone who believes that chocolates are something you never ask for from your partner directly and he wouldn't do it. But he would love chocolate from his special someone. He really, really wants chocolates from his partner. He really does, but he won't voice it out. Liu needs a partner who can read him well despite often not saying what's really on his mind. Someone who deeply connects and empathizes with him, someone who picks up signals, not someone who's literal and has to be told what to do.
Liu is aware of his temper and does his best to reel it in so he can avoid dangerous situations. Therefore, during arguments, he's the type to suggest cooling off from each other before talking about solutions. He knows how volatile he can be, and he's learned the hard way many times in his youth what happens when his anger takes over.
Despite this, Liu is very sympathetic himself. Besides befriending Nitoku, he was also the only one visibly concerned and voiced said concerns out when he was told Joji's eye scar was because of a beating from his wife while others shrugged it off or didn't think much of it. Liu's sympathetic with others, so again, a partner with the same level of empathy would be great for him.
Side tangent, he's a pretty thoughtful guy. Remembers any detail you may mention in passing. I say this because when Kim Jang-gi was mentioned, everyone else was scratching their head remembering who he was, but only Liu knew him and talked about him.
From the recent chapters, he definitely has PTSD from consecutively losing his friends, all of whom were connected with the Worm and died before his eyes. Sometimes, Liu thinks had he communicated with them more deeply, he could have swayed them from such missions—missions that ended up guaranteeing their death, or at least accelerated them towards it more.
That being said, if Liu truly feels you're genuine with him and you have no hidden agenda—that you just want to be with him because you love him, he's going to try his damndest and build up courage to finally express himself. He is confident that he can make you happy. He will. But…he's going to need some time to muster up the courage to tell you directly. No poetic, colorful shit that zigzags around the point and ends up never reaching it like Nitoku's shitty writing, Liu thinks to himself.
Because he can get quite busy, your main method of communication is usually through text messages or calls. As practice of expressing himself, Liu always finds himself telling you about everything that happens in his day and what he thought. When he's not training or preparing for a tournament, he likes having dates with you to catch up on quality time.
Dates with Liu would include: eating at restaurants, strolling through the park or pop-up stores or bazaars, teaching you mahjong (a game he played with past friends), cooking with you at home, watching a movie, walking around at the mall, heck, even just braiding each other's hair or you playing with/braiding his hair…he's just happy to spend time with you and be able to chat while doing so.
Hot seat question: Has Liu ever been kissed? Given his lifestyle, women have thrown themselves at him, but he never paid them any attention. He never had the time to form deep romantic relationships (and didn't see the point of them as someone in the martial arts field), so…no. Liu is very inexperienced. He's never been hugged often, either, but he's willing to learn and get used to affection, especially physical.
His past experiences with his friends made him inclined to be overprotective. He's failed many times before, and God knows what he'd do to himself if anything happened to you, especially if it's something he could have prevented or taken action against.
Despite having accumulated money from tournaments, he is frugal and canonically lives in a shabby, almost-empty mansion since all that matters to him is having a roof over his head, a mindset that carried on from his youth ever since he left his parents' "care" (if you could even call it that, if they cared about him at all beyond being a prodigy). Because of this, Liu has no sense of interior design. If living together, he'll leave the task of aesthetics and design to you. If you want a house full of pink color schemes, black, purple, he wouldn't mind, as long as it's something you like. (He might get weirded out with certain aesthetics like cutesy furniture or goth, but hey, better to trust the one with an eye for art and beauty, and that's you.)
He'll get angry if you point out his height or tease him for it. He still gets teased about it (less so now with Naidan and Fei gone). His dynamic with a ragebaiter partner would be interesting, but don't rile him up too much or he'll rupture a nerve and die…just kidding. He'd want to be alone to simmer in his own anger for a bit.
Liu's life was forced on him. His fighting style was forced on him. Leaving home to be on his own and choosing to participate in tournaments are things he chose by his own will. But can his career truly be called his own if the skills he uses in it were forced on him? His friends were the one thing he could truly call his own—made of his own volition, but those he deemed his closest are gone, and one is mentally incapacitated and injured. One could argue the genuineness of those bonds, too. Once you enter his life, get past his walls, and prove your sincerity to him…Dongcheng is finally glad that after so many years of living, he has someone to call his own, someone who freely came to him, someone he freely chose, and someone who will always be with him. He's ready to commit, and hopefully, you are, too. Please don't break Dongcheng's heart.
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He is a virgin. A bit ashamed of it, but come on. His life (so far) gave him no opportunities for sex until you came along. He doesn't like the idea of having sex with someone you're not planning to be in a long-term relationship with. Ideally, it'd be with just one person forever. He will only have sex with someone he plans to marry. Such a mindset suits someone as serious as Dongcheng. As much as he hates to admit it, being traditional has been ingrained in him.
Has tried to jerk off, but he just never knows what to think or envision (before entering a relationship). When he gets hard, he probably just rubs it out quickly in the shower for the sake of calming his erection down. He knows he's in a relationship now, so he can always ask you, but he always feels shy initiating.
Almost six inches (around 5.9 in/15 cm), uncircumcised (naturally), curves a bit upward, has a very sensitive glans (best spot to lick), and is hygienic and well-groomed. Prefers to be hairless down there, but has no preference for his partner. He's just happy to be with someone he loves and someone who sincerely loves him just as much. His hands are very clean and always keeps his nails trimmed, as seen in the extra chapter. Very ideal for fingering and sucking on. (His hands are so sexy…)
Sex is romantic for him. Romance goes hand in hand with desire. The first time you have sex, he cries. He can never fully grasp that someone with freedom to choose chose him out of everyone in the world. Freedom, something he never had...until being with you. He's honored to use his to choose you. As time goes on, he fights back his tears by kissing you.
Ashamed at the idea of being a bottom, even moreso being penetrated, if he'll ever come to being comfortable with it at all. Dongcheng wants to serve and show his love and desire through his actions. He might get comfortable with bottoming, but if you edge him too much, with angry tears in his eyes, he'll take matters into his own hands and go at whatever pace he wishes. Apologizes after, anyways, then blames you for teasing him. He's kind of into it.
"Too rough? Sorry... Well, that was your fault."
Loves giving you oral or eating you out. Was confused at first on what to do, but he just let his instincts take over in the moment. It takes a few sessions, but he gets used to it real quick and grows an affinity for it since he loves pleasing you. Loves licking and fingering you while doing so. Look at this man's hands! (not a want anymore, but a NEED)
On the other hand, he gets really rough when it's the other way around. He loses control easily when you suck him off, so he ends up holding your head in place and thrusting into your mouth. The first time you suck him off, he already lost control. From that day onward, Dongcheng discovered that he's into face-fucking.
Obligatory mating press mention in every Kengan men post <3 it's not my post without one!
Loves kissing you as he cages you in a press, no matter your height, if you're shorter than him, his height, or taller, he doesn't care.
Favorite positions: the lotus, the venus butterfly, the merger, classic missionary, and my mating press agenda <3
It's a given, but he's vanilla. He might get interested in shibari if you tell him about it. He likes its intricacy and the skill it requires.
He takes sex VERY seriously, as expected of someone at his level of seriousness. Not much laughing or even cracking jokes, he's here to show you how much he loves you.
A born martial arts prodigy and has been honed since childhood by endless training, he has a lot of stamina. He doesn't like the idea of forcing you for another round, but sometimes, he can't help not stopping. His hips just won't stop. He apologizes as he continues thrusting.
"I know, I know, but hang on…I can't stop. I really can't, not now…!"
Favorite places to cum include your mouth or inside. Remember, sex is pure love and intimacy for Liu, somewhere where he can channel how much he loves and desires you, so he's gonna want to be a part of you in some way. If able to bear children, he'd be hesitant on having them since he didn't have a normal childhood, but with his freedom to choose and finally having someone he can call his own, he'd be open to the idea eventually once you've tied the knot. He'd like to have a child that was born/adopted out of love, and not any other purpose, unlike him.
Being with Dongcheng requires a lot of patience and understanding, especially regarding his background, what he's been through, his emotions, and his quirks. Still, underneath all that is a man who feels emptiness after losing people he thought were close friends (Fei deemed their friendship trivial, Naidan ultimately chose his mission over him, and Nicolas/Jean-Luc's whole persona was fake and is currently incapacitated, again, with him unable to do anything). He's hoping that you're someone who'll stay with him and choose him through thick and thin. Despite his anger issues, Dongcheng is a good boy. Please cherish him and never hurt him.
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Happy birthday, Mitsuyo!! The more I see of him, the more I swoon and fall in love. One of the newest additions to my Kengan Husbands tier. ^0^
Who are the rest? Well...you will find out soon.
As per Strike it Rich chapter 39, this man is a smooth talker. If he can freely call other ladies beautiful, what more with the person he’s decided to spend the rest of his life with? Gives you compliments anytime, anywhere. He is so shameless about it, too
Gives you cute nicknames (sweetie, sweetheart, darling, wifey), and said nickname is also your name in his contacts list. When you’re calling, he will definitely make some buzz about it, whether he’s massaging someone’s joints in his orthopedic clinic, training Cosmo and Adam (or Nozomi, Nozomin as he calls her, from ISSK) in his dojo, or just hanging out with Joji.
Kureishi: Oho, what’s this? My sweetheart is calling me, excuse me~ (He earns eye rolls from Adam and chuckles from Cosmo and Nozomi)
Joji: Your wife/husband/partner never hits you. I’m jealous, Kureishi.
Maybe I’m too woke but I HATE how Joji’s domestic abuse and eye-scratch scar are played for laughs because it’s done by his wife each time he comes home from drinking T.T Anyway…
He WILL help out with all the household chores and offer to do them for you. His favorite chore is ironing clothes.
When he sees you already doing chores, he will always offer to take over. Afterwards, he gives you a massage: his expertise! This man canonically has many certificates not just for being a great martial artist, but also for being a skilled chiropractor. You get Japan’s best chiropractor to give you massages…for free!
If you put him in charge of cooking, he’s going to have a bias towards cooking and serving his own favorite food: curry. After a while of just curry rice, though, he learns to cook different varieties of curry like Thai Curry and Filipino Curry (Kare-Kare), among others.
Compared to his gladiator/fighting arena days in Fist of the Seeker, he’s really mellowed out and will continue to be just as chill in marriage. His “bone-breaking fetish” is purely towards opponents and people he deems dangerous to his loved ones (though he *does* feel some tingles when massaging you and hearing some joints or bones crack. Don’t worry. Unlike before where he’d just “rub one out” in the shower, he’ll kindly ask you to help him with his “problem”, should it get “bigger and harder”.)
Will only “revert” back to his old ways when he has to beat up someone who wronged you. He was protective of Koga, again, what more with his life partner?
Loves wrapping his arms around your waist from behind and resting his chin on your head (or shoulder if you’re taller) and barraging you with compliments while doing so.
“You smell so good, as always.”, “You’re so cute, so beautiful/handsome.”, “How’d I get so lucky?”, “God, I love you so much.”
Never really thought he’d settle down, given his gladiator past and current background (famous national mixed martial artist/coach and awarded chiropractor). Many have tried, but he either found them shallow, or he just didn’t have the time due to his busy schedule given that he’s got two jobs.
Bought a house after you two got engaged. His apartment days were over the moment you passed 2 years of dating. He was already looking to buy a house and just never told you.
Money was and will never be a problem. Years after the events of FOTS, he’s likely earned quite a bit of cash given that he’s now famous all over Japan as a martial artist and chiropractor. Never had anything else to spend on besides equipment and maintenance of his dojo and clinic, which are in adjacent buildings (to maximize the space and minimize the cost of maintenance and travel). Because of this, he loves spoiling you and getting you little trinkets that you mentioned in passing liking, or outright expensive things you request for. A Rilakkuma teddy bear? Noted. Vivienne Westwood designer goods? Noted as well. Be careful what you randomly say, he WILL end up buying it later. (“Hey, this one looks cool/cute!”, pretends to not notice).
He (most likely) lives in TOKYO! His dojo and clinic are canonically located in Ochanomizu and he most likely lives within the area, too. Living expenses in Tokyo are insane, a rough estimate being 158,000 yen (over 1000 USD, or 60,000 PHP in my currency). Trust me when I say your future is secure with Mitsuyo.
Not really much of a drinker and only drinks on occasion, unlike his old pal Joji. Perhaps during anniversaries, special holidays, or birthdays. He always advises his orthopedic clinic patients to not drink booze and opt for water instead (Danberu Chapter 21), so you bet he’ll do his best to apply the advice he always gives them to himself.
Will ease off the teasing in the honeymoon stages of your marriage (he’s in the “Swooning, I can’t believe this is my reality now”-rose-tinted shades phase) but goes back to it after a few months or so.
Being the youngest of five siblings, he’s probably gotten tasked with looking after nieces and nephews. I like to think this is one of the reasons he’s a natural at teaching. Because of this, he has never-ending patience. Need help with improving at any chore? He’s got you covered. Prepare for a lot of teasing when he’s teaching you, though. He loves getting a rise out of you. When you’ve reached a “boiling” point, he kisses you on the forehead, cheek, or lips, depending on the severity.
“My sweetheart, so cute, even when you’re angry. Even when your brows are almost one because of how much you’re scowling ♡. I love you so much ♥. (PUNCH HIM!!! You try; he catches your fist and chuckles before kissing it. HE IS INSUFFERABLE!!!)
Related to above, is experienced with kids. Definitely wants lots of them. Proposes to outdo his older siblings and have four or five children. Is excited to get to the point of your married life where you get to call each other “Mama”, “Papa”, “Mommy”, or “Daddy”.
“How is Mama doing today, hmmm ♥?”, “Mitsu…really…?” “No, no, you should be saying “Papa” ♥”
Your kid: “Papa, Papa! I want—”
Kureishi: “Hmmhmm, ask Mama/Daddy/Mommy ♡”
Your kid: “Papa, can I go outside to play?”
Kureishi: “Mm, I don’t know, can you?”
Teases his kids too, but his favorite person to tease will always be you.
If you can have biological children, they will have his natural pink hair. Sorry. (I refuse!! the anime’s color choice!!! PINK-HAIRED KUREISHI is the only valid Kureishi!)
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Has gotten around before dating you, mostly short flings, never anything too long-term because of his busy schedule.
Sex…in his chiropractor uniform. Have you SEEN how tightly snug that damn uniform is on him? It’s like he’s doing it on purpose. His muscles and chest are ready to burst out at the seams. He’s definitely closed up shop early or heck, spontaneously to fuck you on his massage table.
Sometimes (around a 50/50 chance. THAT kind of sometimes), massages can lead to sex, it’s up to you if you want to stop his advances or let him continue. He can’t help himself—he loves you too much.
You’re lying on your chest, eyes closed and smiling, thinking today is a normal Mitsuyo Massage Day…and then as he’s massaging your back, he snakes his arm under and fondles your chest, his calloused fingers playing with your nipples. Well. Looks like you were wrong today.
HATES being belittled. Ask him “Is that all you got?”, “Can you go any slower?”, “Is this it?”, “Are you really a martial artist?” and you will open the (white) flood gates. You WILL get folded in half, you WILL get creampied many times, and you WILL not walk for weeks. He will NOT massage you afterwards to teach you a lesson. During these times, aftercare will mostly consist of kisses and praises.
“Hmm?? It hurts? Well, that’s what brats like you get ♡.” *kisses u*
Holds your hand during sex and loves brushing his thumb over your wedding ring. It’s mark and proof that you’re his. (though he does love marking you inside, too)
I WILL make everyone have breeding kinks and LOVE the mating press!!!
Can go for many rounds. He’s a martial artist, what do you expect? Him being in his mid-thirties isn’t an obstacle, either.
A good 6.5-7 inches, not too girthy, but can give you a good stretch. Cum taste ranges from nothing to just a bit salty, making it easy to swallow despite the slight thick texture.
His crushing grip on your thighs, legs, waist, or hips leaves bruises. He does that on purpose. He doesn’t want to break his beloved’s bones, but he does want to leave marks.
Pussy-eating expert!!! Never gets exhausted and will never complain about his tongue being tired or numb. RIDE HIS FACE and he will be a happy man. No such thing as too heavy for this martial artist.
Overall: amazing husband, amazing sex skills, ALWAYS knows what he’s saying and doing. 1000/10
