we're on the island of misfit toys

[all-things-comedy]

[influentshadow]

Indiana Bones.

[insomniac-arrest]

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[tallwife]

[flimflix]

[tallwife]

[flimflix]

[palistani]

yeah physically i’m weak but emotionally i’m weaker

[anglelica]

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

Abortion Clinic Employee Shares How Some Pro-Life Women Act When They Come In As Customers

I am not surprised that anti-choice zealots would hypocritically obtain abortions, but I am thoroughly fucking shocked that they wouldn’t even attempt to hide their anti-choice views when doing so. 

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[twilightisgaynow]

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

[osanzo]

oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up

[anxietyproblem]

[favoritesticle]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.

Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.

Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!

[dancefloors]

pop girl wipeout

[ultra-violet-rae]

[anarchopuppy]

Once again: it ain't over 'til it's over. Wear your mask. Social distance. Avoid large crowds

Yes, the CDC says you don't need a mask anymore when you're vaxxed. But the WHO disagrees. Better safe than sorry

[ededdandeddy]

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

[princeoftheatre-deactivated2013]

Well what else are you supposed to do