c a v e t e canem

milo greenberg

[andreashelfish]

It is possible, I think. Though both could potentially end in disaster. Not for me, but for you.

[milo-greenberg]

Fish tacos are worth it. And I'm not pulling myself out of the race when we haven't had a rematch yet, bangarang.

[20yrsdead-deactivated20180816]

Fish tacos don’t seem very appetizing either. Just because it’s sold at a restaurant doesn’t make it food

[milo-greenberg]

But you're saying that subjectively since, you know, you're on that liquid diet. If you could taste these tacos, you'd be on my side. 

[generaleigh]

Where’d you get ‘em?

[milo-greenberg]

At this restaurant off Fifth. There's a huge sign that says 'Fish Taco Tuesdays'. Can't miss it.

[milo-greenberg]

generaleigh replied to your post:I've seen the light.

That don’t sound bad.

It's great, hands down. You should grab some while the place is still open.

[20yrsdead-deactivated20180816]

I don’t think the sharks were all that fond of the idea either. There may not be street signs but you seem like you would have been the type of kid to swallow the happy meal toys

[milo-greenberg]

I don't know about that. Cheap plastic hardly seems appetizing.

[thisambereyedscream-deactivated]

"Everything has seemed to definetly change around. Shift in the left direction or something."

[milo-greenberg]

Huh... really?

[andreashelfish]

I feel like 5 fish tacos might hit you funny later in the nighttime. Might get the rumblies.

[milo-greenberg]

Actually, that's more likely with a gallon of ice cream than with five fish tacos, I feel. Or I'm progressively becoming lactose intolerant.

[20yrsdead-deactivated20180816]

If it weren’t for the fact that I’m convinced you could eat just about anything and survive, I’d press the issue further, but I really don’t want the details.

Have you ever watched those specials where they cut open the sharks and find all sorts of insane things? I feel like we could do the same with you

[milo-greenberg]

I've seen those, yeah. But I'd rather, um, not have that happen to me personally. Also, it's not like I eat really crazy stuff. You're not going to find bits of a stop sign in my stomach.

[andreashelfish]

You’re not gonna regret this later?

[milo-greenberg]

Why would I regret this later?

[milo-greenberg]

20yrsdead replied to your post:I've seen the light.

I understand that not eating kind of takes away my say in what constitutes “good food,” but fish tacos?

Yes, fish tacos. They're great. Don't question it.

[milo-greenberg]

andreashelfish replied to your post:I've seen the light.

How many did you have?

Four so far. I'm debating about getting a fifth one.

[milo-greenberg]

I've seen the light.

And it's called Fish Taco Tuesday.

[generaleigh]

Worst joke of the year. 

[milo-greenberg]

Come on, Lem.

[andreashelfish]

I guess it is. How many people are you sharing these puns with at this point? Have you made a name for yourself?

[milo-greenberg]

Not much of a reputation yet, but I'm working on it. I showed it to a few coworkers. My shift manager. Some guys in the Biology club. One guy thought it was original. We high-fived. It was great. 

[andreashelfish]

Whatever makes you happiest. I don’t know how to tell if it was a good one. But that was the first time I actually sighed and face palmed upon seeing it. Then there was like…a tiny laugh. So it’s a toss up.

[milo-greenberg]

It's better than you shaking your head, which a lot of people have been doing. And groaning. I've gotten a few of that. 

[generaleigh]

That was fuckin’ awful, man. 

[milo-greenberg]

... I thought it was pretty clever.

[andreashelfish]

Yeah, but could you? Or are you past the point of control?

[milo-greenberg]

I can stop. I just don't really want to.

You gotta admit that it was a good one.