♡dumb fuck on hiatus♡

adults only! - 26 - ftm, dms open to queer people even when im on hiatus! kink sideblog! doing some exploration and getting silly. Minors and ageless blogs will be blocked on sight. i am not always logged in. i may disappear sometimes

[mimi-boywife]

pinned post ^_^

i'm an FTM ! i love being a boy but i DO have a bimbosona who i like to either embody or forcemasc...

i don't really fuck with fakeboy stuff for myself anymore. i like being fem but theres too much terfy bioessentiallist shit in the space for me. i'm fem in a faggot way. @ men you can make me your wife but it IS going to be gay of you. i'm a man with tits

i love hanging out with other queer ppl! i'm pretty much only into men when it comes to fucking/being fucked tho, pls be mindful!

Fuck Yes: dumbification and bimbofication, intoxication, forcemasc, roachification, feminization (but not in a detrans way), freeuse/public fantasies, breeding, daddy hypnosis, petplay, dress-up, edging, faggotry

Please No: femdom, asphyxiation, scat (can handle it in very specific contexts but like dont push it), trans bashing, showing my face/identifying myself, calling me ret*rd/ret*rded.

If you're into these you are not welcome here at all: zoophilia, underage, raceplay/BNWO etc, abdl, pro ana/ED, shblr

despite the genderfuckery i will maintain that this is a trans positive space. trans men are still categorically men and can absolutely come in as such. i'd never impose the "fakeboy" label on someone!

a few other notes below:

if you talked to a mimi-boywife and then saw it deactivate: yes that's me! i deleted and remade on a fresh tumblr account so i could keep it separate from my main! this kink is pretty intense for me so i want to make sure i'm only engaging when i'm ready ^_^

follows from g****r-u*****d but don't mention me there. if i even really blog there which i dont. i want to keep things Contained

yes i may feminize myself but it's more like bondage or a costume than detransition for me. i use the word fakeboy because it's like just straddling the line and its fun to say

I'm not a lesbian and i'm not interested in being dommed/feminized by women or lesbians

i reserve the right to change my name... i picked mimi because it's soooo ditzy and it was an actual nickname i had once but it might be too feminine for me...

[doing-swell]

Sitting differently at my desk because this thing keeps getting in my way

[breederbellygirl]

Thinking about the ways I’d start growing if I let someone fill me with cum tonight. How my breasts would get tender and my belly would begin to round over the coming weeks and months until the end came near early next year after so much time growing. How heavy and swollen I’d be. Stretch marks and dark veins covering my distended belly and udders as I groan and pant in the final days of carrying the weight of your offspring. Feeling the pressure building in my hips. Waddling and then bed-bound. All of the evidence all over my body of letting you pump me full of your seed tonight.

[breederbellygirl]

Feeling my belly growing heavier and heavier in my lap until I have to spread my legs to make room to let it swell further

[mimi-boywife]

literally rubbing my clit outside wishing one of the two fireworks parties going on next to me had a dissatisfied daddy wanting to stick his hard daddy dick in a slutty little noncommital hole... fuck.

[mimi-boywife]

neighbors still setting off fireworks... might take another shot and put my ass out on the deck since im home alone? i'll prolly just stroke my boyclit to satisfaction but if i get lucky on sniffies maybe i'll get someting more...

[mimi-boywife]

out on my back deck right now, listening to the fireworks... should i see if anyone wants to drive over and fuck me? or should i just rub my boyclit n cum imagining it?

not gonna lie. would kinda love to get knocked up this way?

[mimi-boywife]

neighbors still setting off fireworks... might take another shot and put my ass out on the deck since im home alone? i'll prolly just stroke my boyclit to satisfaction but if i get lucky on sniffies maybe i'll get someting more...

[slut-drunk]

re: ask game, with love from @mimi-boywife 🥺🫠🙋‍♂️😸🐰🪢(🍷?)🚂🪟🏩🏩🏩🏩🏩

I'm not sure how to interpret this, even if i wasn't stoned to the eyebrows

please translate it for dad, kiddo :)

[mimi-boywife]

i uh. may have misattributed an ask game someone else reblogged to you. give my drunk n. exploitable ass a minut to figure it out and translate fjlly

[slut-drunk]

[mimi-boywife]

instructions unclear, i have taken a shot from the unlabrled and distinctly alcoholic mason jar ;)

[mimi-boywife]

😘🥺👅

💋😈💝

@fakeb0yfuckt0y

😘 - Pushing you up against the wall and kissing you 🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps 👅 - Licking and kissing you everywhere 💋 - You are so pretty (with the intention of ruining your makeup) 😈 - I'm going to make you whimper for me 💝 - Buying you lingerie so I can tear it off you

... mmffff oh gosh ~~~~!!!

[slut-drunk]

re: ask game, with love from @mimi-boywife 🥺🫠🙋‍♂️😸🐰🪢(🍷?)🚂🪟🏩🏩🏩🏩🏩

I'm not sure how to interpret this, even if i wasn't stoned to the eyebrows

please translate it for dad, kiddo :)

[mimi-boywife]

i uh. may have misattributed an ask game someone else reblogged to you. give my drunk n. exploitable ass a minut to figure it out and translate fjlly

[blackrosexvodka]

Do you mind if i get really drunk on our date

[sloppiersequinz]

Real life intox scenario 9:

When I was living with my parents before grad school I used to sneak upstairs after they were a sleep, pour myself a huge glass of whiskey, and then get wasted on. Stollen whiskey while I played over watch online. Idk if my overwqrch friends ever noticed how much I slurred on voice call…

[drvnkpixie]

yesss i love stealing parents liqhor as an adult its such a funny dynamic. when i was living at home during the beginning of covid id sneak downstakrs and fill this mason jar (itwas an empty tostitos salsa jar ok) with alittle bit of liquor off the topof each bottle and then drink it…

[slut-drunk]

my parents had rotgut whiskey that i'd pound and chase with mountain dew

[a-sapphire-lily]

NSFT Emoji Ask Game

(Because most of the ones I've seen are kinda tame and I wanted a kinky version lmao. H/t to @osha-compliant-fae for help brainstorming!)

😵‍💫 - Every time your pictures end up on my dash I black out

😇 - I promise I'll be good (lying)

😘 - Pushing you up against the wall and kissing you

🥺 - Dreaming of making out with you until one of us snaps

🫠 - Please fuck me until my brain leaks out

👀 - Would you like to compare kinks in person?

👅 - Licking and kissing you everywhere

💋 - You are so pretty (with the intention of ruining your makeup)

👋 - Hit me harder

✌️ - Shoving my fingers in your mouth

🥾 - Step on me please

🙋 - Submitting an application to be your favorite sex toy

🧛 - biting you biting you biting you

😈 - I'm going to make you whimper for me

😸 - Requesting head pets (and rough sex)

🐺 - I'm giving you a ten second head start - run

🐰 - whimpering crying begging sobbing because you're not breeding me yet

☠️ - Be prepared to get utterly destroyed

🪢- Tie me up and use me

⛓️ - I want to see you bound and gagged

🗡️ - I have a knife I think you'll like (flirting)

🍷 - Here, drink this. Don't worry about what's in it

🍪 - I wanna make you cum and cuddle you and feed you snacks

🎧 - I need an audio of you moaning

🚂 - Please rail me at your earliest convenience

🛻 - Kidnapping you for our first date

🪟 - Leaving my window open and doors unlocked

🏩 - You, me, hotel room - when???

💝 - Buying you lingerie so I can tear it off you

💘 - Parasocially in lust with you

[hysteric-boy]

Kitty boy in heat who keeps pressing his ass into puppy boys face, kitty boy sighing in content when puppy starts licking his parts, lapping at his needy cunt lazily but hissing when puppy boy gets too excited and starts mounting kitty trying to shove its stupid knot inside the poor kitty boy who bit off more than he could chew

[hysteric-boy]

Pretty boy in lace humping against a man’s thick thigh, fat fingers pushing in and out of his mouth and making him drool.

“Ain’t got a single thought left behind those pretty eyes, do ya? Goood boy.”

[kaylmao]

you love fat people outside of sexual contexts too, right?

[mimi-boywife]

hearing all the fireworks makes me wanna put on something vaguely patriotic and see if i can take a few loads in the woods...

[mimi-boywife]

one of these days i'l/ make it to like. a gay bar or maybe the town at large with my unrealistically large strap bulging against my pant leg and my perky little boytits visible and gropeable through my slutty little crop top... soon, hopefully. fuck.