Mimic Speaks

Random Thoughts, Random Words, Probably Offensive to Literally Everyone

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One day I will have a friendship where I am more than just an afterthought.

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I want to exist near you, friend. To live near your space, close enough to be there when I'm needed, to hear your giggles and to accept your hugs. I'm so proud of who you've become, and I'm eager to see where you'll go. I believe in you, no matter what.

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If you don't call tech gizmos and whatchamacallits a Beep Boop, what even are you doing with your life?

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Oh childhood, when An Unexpected Lizard In The Living Room was the most dramatic thing that could Ever Possibly Happen Ever.

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Never ask me "what do you think about [insert subject here]" without giving me signs as to what the heckarooni I'm gonna be getting myself into if I answer honestly. I gotta have cues, broski, or I'mma just gonna dance around the subject or never answer. Oki? Oki.

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Of all the nopes to nope this nope, that nope was the nopiest.

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My sleep schedule is fecked to heck, and it may or may not be related to my bad habits--no, I didn't bingewatch an entire series last night and how dare you accuse me of such base behavior. I binged it this morning.

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One of these days, I will bite an airplane.

[incorrect-ninokuni]

Leander: You can’t run from yourself.

Roland: What if I run really fast?

[incorrect-ninokuni]

Bracken: Guess what I’m about to get!

Leander: On my nerves.

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Boots are sexy pieces of equipment

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Thoughts that start with "what if..." are easily either the most fun or most terrifying thoughts you can have.

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My breakup texts are legendary.