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15 ! emmi/mimi/min . he meow prns 🦭 only posting la squadra unless others is requested!

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La squadra playing bingo!

I'm so fucking mad i lost this draft so i have to write it again 😭😭 me and my friends were talking about how ghiaccio would be in bingo, so i just wrote this for the rest if them LOL

Risotto ::

- enjoys playing bingo on a regular basis, he gets la squadra to play with him sometimes

- desperately tries to hold back his anger when he's one away and someone calls bingo

╰ "Oh I'm one away-"

"Bingo!" (💻)

"... Fucking hell."

Prosciutto ::

- doesn't exactly care about bingo (or at least he acts like it)

- talks about how childish bingo is but starts shouting when he gets a bingo

╰ "this game is so childish, seriously why are we playing thi- BINGO!!!"

Illuso ::

- also a bingo enthusiast

- acts superior whenever he gets a bingo

╰ "Hah! Bingo! Suck it up you peasants!"

- no one enjoys playing bingo with him because of that

Formaggio ::

- another fellow bingo enthusiast

- is always calling everyone out for cheating in bingo when they're not

╰ "They didn't call that you're cheating!"

- that's just denial formaggio

Melone ::

- pretty calm when it comes to bingo

- always muttering his number underneath his breath in hopes of it being called (it never does)

╰ "call 71, call 71, call 71..."

"Number 49!" (caller)

"God dammit."

Ghiaccio ::

- never let him play bingo unless you want to end up deaf or in the hospital

- always shouting, whether it's when someone gets a bingo, when he gets a bingo or when he wants his number to be called

╰ "I'm so close to getting bing-"

"Bingo!" (🐟)

"I WAS SO CLOSE YOU LITTLE SHIT OH MY GOD!! THIS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU PESCI!"

- just don't play any game with him please

Pesci ::

- likes bingo, also pretty calm when it comes to playing

- pretty lucky when it comes to bingo, wins a few games everytime

╰ "I got bingo again!"

"You're cheating aren't you" (🧀)

Sorbet ::

- also another angry bird in bingo

- like ghiaccio, he shouts and gets mad A LOT, but he's SLIGHTLY more calmer

╰ "I'm gonna win watch this"

"BINGO!" (🧀)

"I fucking hate you all."

Gelato ::

- another bingo fan (they should start a bingo club in passione at this point)

- starts cussing out ANYONE who gets a bingo, he takes this VERY seriously

╰ "call 11 c'mon..."

"Oh, bingo." (🩸)

"FUCK YOU YOU FREAKING CUNT"

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fugio beach date real

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La squadra at karaoke!

Saw someone talk about formaggio being an absolute karaoke god on discord so i had to do this for the rest hehe... This is pretty short because i can't think of much for this icl

Risotto ::

- Sings like 2 songs and lets the team sing the rest, it's not that he hates singing it's just that he's lazy

- Can sing, his voice is very low and comforting when he does and it makes everyone in awe

(The 6'7 CEO alpha daddy who sings you lullabies to put you to sleep /j)

Prosciutto ::

- One of the ones that doesn't sing (cause he can't)

- Doesn't like to sing, doesn't exactly like to hear everyone sing as well but he sucks it up

Illuso ::

- Sings a few solos but generally sings along with the rest

- I actually think he isn't the best at singing icl, i can't imagine him singing for the life of me 😭

Formaggio ::

- Sings A LOT of solos, gets the rest to join him as well

- Actually very good at singing, you'd think he's terrible but he's really not

Ghiaccio ::

- When he sings he sings like aggretsuko

- Decent at singing but he can't hold long/high hotes at all 😭

Melone ::

- Doesn't exactly sing a lot but he hums along and plays around with the tambourines

- When he does sing he's pretty good, his voice is pretty soothing when he sings (proven by me trust)

Pesci ::

- Also doesn't sing because he's kinda insecure, but he likes to sing along with the group

- Just like melone he plays around with the tambourines to show support

Sorbet ::

- Tone deaf 2.0

- Nobody wants to hear him sing pls get him away from the mic

Gelato ::

- Absolutely LUVSS to sing, sings loud and proud

- Unlike his boyfriend he's good at singing of course

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La squadra x reader who compliments their ass (SFW)

Shoutout to my friend for coming up with this scenario LOL sorry if it's ooc 💔

Risotto ::

- looks at you funny, unsure of how to react

- Not exactly offended/weirded out but he's slighty judging you for it (if you're his s/o)

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Y/N: "y'know you really have a nice ass, like it curves so well and it's so plush."

R: "... Uhm"

Prosciutto ::

- Side eyes you, does not hide his judgment towards you at all 😭

- Hides his ass away from you but if you guys are dating he won't do anything about it and tolerate you

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Y/N: "Prosciutto, did you know you have a great ass? It's a really nice shape and a really nice size."

P: "Excuse me?"

Y/N: "Yeah, you heard me."

P: "I'd rather pretend I didn't..."

Illuso ::

- Judges you but doesn't deny it, he knows he has a fat ass

- It lowk gives him an ego boost LOL

- Probably wears more pants that exaggerate his ass after you complimented him then denies that he's purposely specific pants (if you're his s/o)

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Y/N: "Has anyone told you that your ass looks amazing? Especially in those pants, they make it look more fatter."

I: "Of course I have a great ass! Have you seen me?"

Formaggio ::

- Doesn't know if he should say thanks or say wtf

- Checks the mirror later on to see if you're right

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Y/N: "Dang your ass looks huge. I'd totally tap that."

F: "Why are you even staring..?"

Y/N: "I mean it's right in my face so..."

F: "That's kinda creepy..."

Ghiaccio ::

- Starts to yell at you for even staring at his ass

- if you're dating he still yells at you but blushes every time he thinks about it

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Y/N: "Ghiaccio, your ass looks really nice. Do you have a workout routine for that?"

G: "WHY ARE YOU EVEN STARING AT MY ASS YOU PERVERT! DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD YOU ARE FOR MAKING A COMMENT ON IT? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR ASS?? IT'S JUST CREEPY AND PERVERTIC!!"

Y/N: "Geez... And I'd be glad if you complimented my ass."

G: "Well that's because you're a WEIRDO!"

Melone ::

- Grins at your comment, his ass is pretty flat so he's glad to hear that you like it

- Is more likely to be the one to make the comment tho

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Y/N: "Did you know your ass has a nice curve? Like it's not fat I'll admit but it looks nice and slim."

Melone: "Really? Well I'm glad."

Pesci ::

- Gets embarrassed SOOO fast, his face turns red immediately

- Doesn't know how to react either 😭

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Y/N: "Wow pesci... Your ass looks great. How do you achieve such a shape?"

P: "Wh-what... Why are you talking about my ass..."

Sorbet ::

- Doesn't yell at you but gets pissed at you

- If you're dating he just says "I know"

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Y/N: "Your ass is very well formed, I like it."

S: "Shut the fuck up and stop staring at my ass."

Gelato

- Half greatful half judging you

- If you're dating he flaunts it off to you 😭

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Y/N: "How do you manage to get such a fat ass? You have great genes if it was natural."

G: "Well thanks? I know my ass is fat tho."

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La squadra but at the beach! (SFW)

My first ever post yayy! I actually don't know how to rlly use tumblr icl 💔 but hope you guys enjoy this silly hc scenario thingy 🥹🥹

Risotto ::

Stays in the shade, gets sun burnt REALLY easily

People are either trying to hit on him (me) or back away from him because he looks like a 6'7 big beefy giant that'll prolly crush your head if you insulted him

Just likes to sit and watch, sometimes falls asleep and finds himself turned into a sand merman (caused by formaggio & melone maybe LOL)

Prosciutto ::

Puts a shit ton of sunscreen, he's not getting burnt today yo

Refuses to step in the sand barefooted since he's scared of stepping onto something funny

Usually making sure everyone is safe and has sunscreen on, laughs when they don't listen and get sun burnt

Illuso ::

HATES the beach

Sun is too bright and hot for him he can't stand it at ALL, you'll always find him finding something cold to cool him down (not ghiaccio his hair might as well gets freezed off)

Like prosciutto he applies a fuck ton of sunscreen

Gets hit on by both guys and gals

Formaggio ::

Likes to hit on girls at the beach (usually unsuccessful)

Tans without sunscreen then comes out red after, has crazy tan lines LOL

Likes to bury his teammates under sand (with the help of melone)

Melone ::

Likes to people watch (either observantly or sexually)

He needs sunscreen his sunburn is genuinely horrible he'll come out redder then a tomato bro

Sometimes builds sand castles with pesci and buries his fellow teammates under stand with formaggio LOL

Thinks about hitting on others but he's too much of a wuss

Ghiaccio ::

Beach hater n2

Usually uses white album to cool himself off and likes to watch as the rest of the group suffers in the heat, he doesn't bother to help unless hes in a good mood

WILL complain about every slight flaw or inconvenience in the beach, like the crowd is too loud or big, or the water isn't cooling enough, or the sun is too bright and hurts his eyes. Either way he'll complain about something

Pesci ::

Likes to play in the water

Also likes to build sand castles, melone joins him sometimes

Absolutely LUVS the beach, if he could he would get a house with a beach view or just live at the beach LOL

No sorbet and gelato since i can't think of much for them 💔